Sunday, 1 June 2014

Story: Real World Sailor Moon


It felt a little, tiny bit awkward just standing there. Watching. Especially while wearing what certain people might easily mistake for fetish gear, which would certainly not be an impression avoided given the rather curvaceous nature and body language of the girls wearing them. Nor was the image particularly avoided by - Mercury tilted her head to get a better look at what Jupiter was doing with her tongue, then felt her mind drift off in consideration of what it might feel like if Moon did that to her. Or the other way around.

“Mercury, how are things looking?” Moon asked.

“So hot,” Mercury mumbled, then blinked and recoiled away from Moon like she’d been bitten. “Ah, I mean! Th-Their sexual activities seem to be having the desired effect.”

“Is that good? Not sure how much longer I can stand to watch them like this.”

“Yes,” Mercury replied, silently wishing that she had a little more courage to attempt something with Moon. “These two should be back to normal just as soon as Jupiter brings them to climax one last time. So long as there aren’t any distractions -”

“I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE THAT PUSSY IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS!”

“… Distractions like, for example, an oversexed yet prudish priestess in a denial so complete it almost counts as a mathematical theorem.”

If you looked really carefully at both girls - And let’s be honest, there isn’t a person with working eyes that wouldn’t be looking very, very carefully at <i>these</i> girls - then you would see disappointment and resignation quickly setting in. For Moon, she simply didn’t want to have to deal with her future teammate quite yet, not after that last verbal lashing she’d received. For Mercury, it was all to do with the lost opportunity to get Moon’s motor running. For Jupiter? She didn’t have any opinions about Rei’s arrival quite yet. She was too busy burrowing her head in between one girl’s breasts while expertly fingering both her lovers into mindless piles of fleshy mush. That kind of activity rather takes away considerations such as imminent danger, or the possibility of being discovered, or really just about anything going on in one’s environment. Especially as both of the girls she was fucking were doing their absolute damndest to fuck her back just as hard.

“Sorry about this,” said the little black furball leaping into Moon’s arms. “The woman’s a maniac, but there is definitely something going on here.”

“Oh! Right there!” Jupiter moaned. “Y-Your fingers are magic!”

“I’ll say there’s something going on,” Moon mumbled under her breath. Indeed. Mercury just wished it was the two of them instead of…

“Aha!” Rei triumphantly declared. “I knew it! Harbingers of perversion!” While both Moon and Mercury pinched their noses in dismay. Their future ally thrust out her chest, causing her robe to slip a little and reveal a hell of a lot more than she probably intended. “There’s no escape now! I’ve got you right where I want you.”

“Right there!” Jupiter whimpered. “That’s just where I want it!”

“I’m taking you down! Hard!”

“Take me! Hard!”

“Not helping, Jupiter!” Mercury said through gritted teeth. This was bad. A sight like this would only galvanise Rei’s suspicions of them, and make her even less willing to become Sailor Mars. In order to take on this enemy they <i>needed</i> the extra firepower. As in, literally: Her power over fire was an absolute necessity if they were going to have any kind of effectiveness against Beryl's troops. Even with the more perverted direction things were taking it was obvious that they would be getting into all kinds of fights with all kinds of monsters.

“Wait, listen!” Moon said, frantically waving her hands. “It’s not what it looks like!”

“Really?” Rei scoffed, advancing with an ofuda in each hand. “Because it looks like a trio of scantily clad magical perverts are corrupting a pair of innocent young maidens, their colleague expertly ravishing their quivering and eager bodies and whimpering in manic delight while these two watch.” Suddenly, she lunged forward in an attempt to tag Moon on the forehead. It probably wouldn’t have any effect, but Mercury still tugged her out of the way (in part because, hey, free chance for a bit of close contact). Rei continued her tirade undaunted, repeatedly lunging towards the pair of them and forcing them to dodge their supposed ally over and over again while she hurled recriminations like rice at a wedding. “No doubt lying in wait to corrupt and pervert anyone else that passes by!” she yelled. It would be so, so easy to end this fight in a moment. Either of them could do it. Their strength was greatly heightened in this form, and their magic would render the issue trivial as well. “Except you didn’t count on me! Stand still a moment and let me give you the spanking you deserve!”

“Alright,” Moon said, much to Mercury’s shock. “I’ve had enough of - Where are they taking Jupiter?”

Mercury stopped in her tracks and turned to look. It was just as Moon said: Jupiter was being dragged off, but not just by the two girls, whose fingers were very roughly plunging in and out of Jupiter’s pussy. Three other girls had appeared out of nowhere, and the five of them were dragging her off to - Who knows where? Moon attempted to dash past Rei, slipping out of Mercury’s grip in the process.

“Oh no, you don’t! Your barely clad ass is mine!”

All she could do was watch as several things happened at once. Her brilliant mind simply couldn’t react in time to all of it. A portal appeared seemingly out of nowhere, and Jupiter was dragged inside. Rei made another furious lunge towards Moon, tagging her forehead with an ofuda. Moon collided with Rei with sparks flying out of her forehead. Then the two of them, plus a squawking Luna, fell right into the portal. Mercury rushed forward, but by the time she’d even taken three steps the portal was already closed behind them.

All of a sudden the crowded stairway was as empty as the grave, if only because a grave typically only has one body within it. Mercury bit her lip and took several deep breaths. Her first thought was Moon’s safety, naturally. She reached to pull out her computer -

“Well, isn’t this interesting?” a slightly sinister voice said. Mercury winced and slowly turned around to face that weird assistant from the temple. “One of those interfering little sluts we’ve been hearing so much about.” The girl’s face began to shift a little. Her robes slid off her body, revealing something that was clearly not human but at least understood the basic principle behind that form.

“Didn’t think you’d be so cute,” the youma said, running a forked tongue across a mouth with very prominent protruding fangs. “Come on. Give us a kiss….”

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That went well.

That was practically the mantra of her life these days it seemed: sarcasm. Bitter, biting sarcasm. So, hey! You’re a superhero in someone else’s work of fiction. Also a lot of people use you as spank material, and somehow learning this fact has turned your universe into a porn parody of itself. Somehow. Even Ami didn’t seem to know what was causing that, exactly, or at least wasn’t explaining it in any way that Usagi could comprehend.

But she was resisting it. Really, she was. For all of Rei’s accusation of perversion, Usagi/Sailor Moon was resisting it as best she could. Really, she was. Sure! Her body had changed overnight. Sure! Their enemies seemed to be indulging in a little bit of a slutty strategy. But she wasn’t like that. She was all about the purity of love and friendship.

Even so. Rei Hino’s rack was a god-blessed gift from someone, and with each passing moment she was growing a little more easy with the idea of letting her head rest right where it was until she passed out. Or died. We’re talking <b>divine</b> cleavage here. Imagine the softest and warmest anything you ever felt in your life, then laugh at it for failing to live up to this experience.

Sadly all good things do come to an end as Moon’s face was roughly tugged out by her buns (her hair buns, not her butt) bringing her goofy, smiling face right up to a very thoroughly pissed-off future ally.

“So now you’re attempting to corrupt me with your wicked ways,” Rei said. Their mouths were so close that, technically, they’d been kissing for about half of Rei’s sentence. “This world will be better off without your sinful, terrible ways polluting it!”

Call it instinct. Call it luck. Call it the intervention of the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you absolutely have to, but Sailor Moon quickly pushed Rei onto the ground and rolled them both out of the way just in time for a blast of… Something to pass overhead. She whipped her head around and gawped at the sight that befell her. Jupiter was strapped to some sort of machine which was pumping a rather oversized-looking dildo in and out of her, while all around it were obviously brainwashed people operating it. And at the top was some sort of satellite dish which was sparkling with power.

“H-Help!” Jupiter moaned, writhing around and struggling in her bonds. “It - It’s keeping me too aroused to power out of it!”

“What fresh perversion is this?!” Rei demanded. The dish flared into life, and both Moon and Rei scattered to either side.

“Queen Beryl demands your destruction,” all five voices said as one. “We shall slavishly obey our mistress in every way we can. You must both be destroyed for the glory of the Dark Kingdom.”

“So that’s how it is!” Rei snarled. “Seducing these poor innocents into assisting in your depraved acts, and -”

The tirade stopped cold in its tracks. Sailor Moon had slapped her - Not hard, not even using a single percent of her full strength - But she had just slapped the girl mid-sentence. It hadn’t hurt. It hadn’t been intended to. The mere gesture was sufficient.

“This isn’t the time for that,” Moon said. Her eyes flicked back towards the machine and to Jupiter. “Are you just going to stand there talking all day about how terrible this is, or are you going to do something about it? It’s easy to talk, but we need action! Will you help me free them?”

Rei rubbed her cheek and stared numbly at Usagi. Then nodded.

“Then take this pen,” Luna said, somehow producing a pen out of nowhere and offering it to Rei. Best not to think about how the hell she does that without hands or thumbs. “It’s time for you to awaken and become Sailor Mars.”

  1. Enter Sailor Mars.
  2. Rei is still suspicious and needs a little more convincing.
  3. Before Rei can transform, she's grabbed by the brainwashed victims.
  4. Meanwhile, Kotori and Beryl.
  5. Something else

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