To Shinobu's surprise, the resort wasn't that far away from Ataru's home. Which was funny, because this part of the ward didn't usually have much in it except for houses. That's what made Lum's sudden appearance so... Unusual, you know? The sudden, inexplicable introduction of the utterly bizarre into their quiet and ordinary little Tomobiki.
She took a deep breath. Slapped her cheeks. Focus, girl. You're not here to relax today. You're not here to have fun. You are here to investigate. You are here to look into what the hell is going on out there in the world, why everything is so strange, so bizarre, so twisted up and abnormal.
Shinobu had arrived early to give herself that chance. If the other girls were here, she'd never get anything done. Lum by herself was a major distraction. Maybe she could convince Miss Sakura or Ryuunosuke to help her out, but - No, it would be best if she looked into this on her own, until she had something tangible. Thus, she strode inside, eager to get this over with -
"Greetings," Ryoko Mendo bowed, standing in the doorway, wearing a fancy looking kimono. "Welcome to the Mendo Family's Harem Resort!"
"R-Ryoko!" Shinobu gasped. "Wait, how long have you -"
"Since..." Ryoko tilted her head in thought, then rolled up a sleeve to reveal a watch that looked so expensive Shinobu felt like she was going into debt just looking at it. "About five minutes ago, when the paperwork was signed. I am the current proprietor of this establishment. We hope you will enjoy your stay."
Well, now! Wasn't that just wonderful! So much for her plans to investigate without distraction. Ryoko here might be the worst person she could run into! The others would only be distracting by accident, Ryoko would be actively malicious about it.
Shinobu took a slow step back, as if distance might somehow provide clarity. It didn’t. If anything, it just gave Ryoko more room to make a dramatic flourish.
"I must confess," Ryoko continued, eyes gleaming with a suspiciously innocent glint, "When I heard the term 'Harem Resort' I thought, how charmingly vulgar. Naturally, I had to buy it immediately. Darling said he might be attending, so I simply had to." Ryoko smiled with all the serenity of a noblewoman overseeing an execution. "Anything for his happiness, of course."
Shinobu resisted the urge to scream. Barely. Instead, she pivoted to strategy. "Listen, Ryoko, I'm not here to play around. I think something’s wrong with reality. I’m serious. Haven’t you noticed anything strange?"
"Hrm..." Ryoko tapped her lips. "Well, to be honest, my brother's relationship with Asuka seems to be progressing a bit faster than I was expecting. Not that I especially mind. I am rather fond of Asuka."
Fond of her...? Oh dear, the poor girl.
"Now, now, don't give me that look," Ryoko laughed into her sleeve. "I am being quite genuine. Having Asuka as a sister in law would be quite enjoyable. Now, allow me to lead you to your room so that you may settle in."
Not much else for it, here. While she couldn't see them, Shinobu was certain that her guards were around, waiting for her to put a toe out of line so they could hammer it back into place.For now, she'd have to play nice. Follow along. Play nice until you get the chance to look around...
"So, uh..." Shinobu gulped. "What sort of services do you offer?"
"An excellent question," Ryoko said. "You will receive belly dancing lessons. There is also a team building exercise. A class on how to manage jealousy. And, of course, iit should go without saying that the room you will be staying in -"
The door in front of them swung open with a theatrical whoosh, revealing an opulent room that looked like it had been plucked from a fever dream inspired by a perfume ad, a royal palace, and maybe a theme park. The scent of incense and something sweet — honey? roses? — hit Shinobu like a wave. Her body tingled, her mind fogged, and before she knew it, she was already halfway inside, her feet practically gliding across the ridiculously plush carpet.
The room shimmered with gold and soft purples. There was a kitchen to the left — stocked, she noted, with suspiciously aphrodisiac-adjacent ingredients — and an enormous, heart-shaped bed to the right. The chandelier above sparkled with gemstones that probably weren’t glass.
"This… is a lot," Shinobu muttered, eyes darting across velvet curtains and silken pillows.
"Charming, isn’t it?" Ryoko said, gliding in behind her. “We aim to provide only the most decadent comforts. The kind that, perhaps, lower resistance to new ideas~”
Shinobu didn't much like the sound of that. Even so, she found herself stepping inside anyway...
"Over here, we have a patch of skirt flipping grass," Ryoko said, guiding Shinobu right onto that spot. A stem reached up, grabbed her skirt and flipped it up before she could react and - oooohhhhh fuck, that's the good shit right there! Alas, Ryoko cruelly guided her away, taking great care to avoid the grass itself. "Also, over here we have something very special. Take a seat, if you would?"
A seat...? Shinobu found herself looking at this strange... leafy construct. It looked like a chair, but... Hadn't she seen something just like this in Sakura's office? She sat on it, and - Oh. Oh fuck! The leafs were vibrating, pressing into her pussy and robbing the strength from her legs! The - The upper leaves were going after her breasts and mmmph that felt good! Too good! Unfairly good, good, good!
"Good girl, now stay right there!" Ryoko chirped, whirling in front of Shinobu quite happily. "I understand the experience is quite addictive - but alas, you will be unable to climax from this treatment. Even now, your body is being reprogrammed so that only Ataru Moroboshi can give you sexual relief."
"Nnnnnrngh~" Shinobu grunted, tossing her head back as she came close, so close, desperately close, close, close! It wasn't fair, it wasn't fair, it wasn't fair, fair, fair! "Wh-Why?" she gasped, desperate to get it out. "Why are you d-doing this?!"
"Why?" Ryoko replied. "Because it sounds fun. That's why." She stepped across to the back wall, grabbed a handle Shinobu hadn't even noticed yet, pulled it back and revealed an enormous wardrobe. It took up the entire wall in terms of width, but was also so deep that she couldn't see the back of it. The wardrobe was full of hangars carrying different designs of the same kind of outfit, in all manner of colours. Belly dancer outfits. Harem costumes!
Then, to Shinobu's horror, Ryoko dropped her kimono to the floor revealing a golden bikini type harem outfit reminiscent of a rather famous sci-fi movie that, given this is set in the late 70s-early 80s - hadn't actually come out yet. Ryoko turned around, waving her arms around, performing a crude belly dance as she turned towards Shinobu.
"And I intend to join in on the fun~" Ryoko smirked.
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Sakura was here to chaperone. She was a chaperone. She was here to make sure that the harem activity did not get out of hand. Granted, she was having some trouble figuring out where exactly the line in the sand would be, but... She was pretty sure she'd know it if she saw it!
Of course, she had to make sure she was fully ready for the event itself. Which meant wearing her sexiest underwear. Luckily, the underwear fairies had been, giving her a particularly flattering set of thongs to wear. Comfortable, as well. She wondered briefly what Moroboshi would think of it, but - A problem for later.
"Where did I leave my exorcism equipment...?" Sakura wondered aloud. Behind her, the very walls and floor themselves were silently moving her staff, her ofuda, her charms directly into her blind spot. No matter how she turned, she'd never see them. What she would see? A swimsuit. A particularly daring swimsuit. There was also some lotion, and a book full of 'fun adult activities', which... thinking about it, would certainly keep anything untowards from happening out there!
Alright then! It was time to go and check in on those girls. Not as a member of the harem herself, of course, but rather a mere observer. A chaperone. A chaperone who would absolutely not be going to get her rocks off.
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Lum woke up that morning snuggling with her Darling. Oh~ He was holding her so close! She hadn't shocked him in the middle of the night either, which was a little confusing until she saw something rather peculiar. A vine tied around her foot that was leading to a machine of some sort. It seemed to be leeching off her electricity
The strange part was, they weren't alone in here. On the other side of Darling was... Benten? That was a bit surprising. Her friend's eyes were fluttering open. Her hand roamed across Darling's chest. He was still out cold, but -
"Mmmm~" Benten chirped happily, eyes coming open and settling on Lum. "Morning Lum!"
"Morning Benten," Lum said. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, I swung by to, like, ask ya a question!" Benten said. She sat up and stretched. Those were rather cute pyjamas she was wearing. They were... green? Sort of like the grass outside. Embroidered with the word 'harem' over it, all over the place. "But the two of you were fast asleep so I figured, what the hell? You know/"
"Yeah, I get it, Darling is very snuggable," Lum said. Nodding along, without a trace of jealousy in her. "But wait a minute, Benten! You're not in the harem!"
"Can I be?" Benten asked. "I, like, kinda sorta got kicked out of the cheering team, and I super wanna hang out some more with you guys, ya know?"
Lum frowned. "You're behaving a little weird, aintcha?" she asked. "You seem a little strange, you know?"
"Oh, yeah!" Benten stuck her hands on her hips. "I've decided to, like, give up on being a tough tomboy and become a total ditz instead. So? How 'bout it? Got room for a ditzy horny former tough chick in your harem?"
"Well, that's not really my call," Lum said. "I mean, our harem so far is me, Shinobu, Ran and Ryuunosuke. I think Darling's license allows for Miss Sakura to supervise, but he'll need extra permission to get more girls in there."
At least, that's how she figured it worked. At the very least it would require Darling's approval. Although, it was difficult to imagine him saying no... It was his harem, right?
But then... something whispered in her ear. Whispered such naughty things. Her eyes fluttered, her breathing hitched. Should she...? That seemed a bit extreme... But it would make it certain, right?
Lum quickly checked the license. Darling had put it on his desk in a prominent position. Let's see... He could only kiss or have sex with a girl if she was in his harem. To get a girl formally added to the harem required his say so explicitly. Hrm. Looking back, Lum did kinda want Benten in the harem, so...
Go ahead. What's the harm? Lum's hips twitched a bit. "Well, there is one thing you could do," she muttered. "Darling would have to let you into his harem then..."
"I'm, like, all ears!" Benten happily chirped.
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Oh man, he felt great! Really good actually! Best night's sleep he'd had in forever! Distantly, he remembered the day before being pretty amazing. Stress free, got himself a formal harem, and today would be his first day of getting to enjoy it all he wanted, and best of all -
His dick felt pretty great too. His eyes opened up and looked around the room. He heard noises. Weird noises, but they kinda made him feel good when he listened to them. Uh? Let's see - What was he looking at here...?
What he was looking at was Lum sitting in a leafy chair, with the leaves playing with her body, while she leaned back. They were dripping oil or something over her as well, which was drawing out these helpless little whimpers from her.
"D-Darling!" Lum moaned. "Ohhhh, that's soooo hot! Please, let her in your harem! Please! I'll do anything you want! Just let her join!"
And then his eyes went down. Looking right at... Benten, licking his shaft like an ice cream cone. Staring up at him with big bright eyes, happy as could be. So she wanted in his harem, did she? Well, who was he to say no?
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