Ranma Saotome was a lucky son of a bitch. Any boy that could see him now would say the same. Yes, yes, this is a repeated theme, but really, what else can you say when you look at him right now? I mean. Look at him! Walking home with Akane on one arm and Nabiki on the other. Much though Ranma might not like Nabiki very much? She's a ten. She's an easy ten. Ranma personally preferred Akane's body and mind, which is why he put her at a ten and Nabiki at a ten, but they're easily the same tier if you're just going by looks.
It didn't help that he had absolutely smashed both of them not too long ago, so he had a very, very vivid memory of 1: Their naked bodies and 2: Their O-face. As much as he liked to try to ignore the charms of the fairer sex, as much as he liked to pretend that his ridiculously sexy girl form was enough, fact of the matter is... Ask a hot lesbian if they're satisfied with just looking at themselves in a mirror.
In Ranma's case it was even worse than that - he was a guy through and through even when he was a hot chick, and he currently had two very cute girls holding onto him from either side. Despite how active they'd been just now, this was exactly the sort of thing to make him wanna go another round with them, and despite them being in public, biological reactions don't give a damn about social niceties.
"For the record, he's mine first," Akane sniffed.
"Yeah, no problem there," Nabiki sighed. Huh. She wasn't putting up nearly as much of a fight as he'd expected. "Listen, both of you, there's something you should probably -"
"Oh hey, Ranma!" said a voice he really did not want to hear right now. Hiroshi. And where Hiroshi went -
"Fancy seeing you guys out here!" Daisuke was sure to follow.
"Hey guys!" Ranma said to the two male friends he had in class, who tended to be a bit gossipy, and always wanted to push him together with... basically any of the girls who showed an interest in him. And here he was with his hands having slipped from Akane and Nabiki's backs, to their butts. Where they'd been for at least a minute. "Uh, how are things?"
He was expecting them to give a sardonic response to that. I mean 'oh fine, but you're having a better night than us', or something along those lines. He could feel himself turning scarlet, but the weird thing was... the girls weren't splitting from him at all.
"Fine, fine," Hiroshi sighed. "They sold out of the new Shounen Hop magazine at the store. Thanks to <i>someone</i> holding us up."
"Hey, come on, you saw that jogger, how was I meant to not follow after her..." Daisuke grumbled.
"You two are a bad influence," Akane said. But then, she frowned. "Uh... You don't have anything to say about this?"
"About what?" Hiroshi asked. "You guys hang out all the time."
"Yeah, it's no big deal," Daisuke said. "We know, we know, it's not a date. The two of you, engaged by your fathers, just so happen to share a lot of mutual interests."
"Which results in you hanging out half the time, as buddies, not lovers," Hiroshi finished, sounding almost bored. "Honestly you guys, it's cool, we know how it is."
What? Pardon? Excuse me, huh? And throw in some other confused noises while you are at it. And yet, despite that, Nabiki was chuckling. She extracted Ranma's arm from her healthy posterior, and sashayed forward.
"It's cool," she said. "It's me, most likely. Hey boys, what do you think of these?"
And then, she lifted her top. Exposed her boobs to the two boys, who seemed... completely and totally bored. Daisuke even yawned!
"Not bad, not bad," Hiroshi said. "Listen, you're not gonna bill us for our opinion or whatever are you? I already spend all my allowance as it is, so..."
"Nabiki!" Akane yelled. "What the hell?!"
"Hey, best leave you guys to it, huh?" Daisuke patted Ranma on the shoulder, completely ignoring the frankly amazing rack, completely exposed, not too far away. "You guys have fun on your not-date, okay?"
And then, they left. Nabiki turned around, not even dropping her top.
"Nabiki, what the - " Akane began, then turned to look at Ranma, who was still starting at Nabiki's breasts. She stomped on his foot, then continued. "What the hell was that?"
"As I was about to say," Nabiki coughed. She took a deep breath - and then sprouted enormous bat like wings, and a forked tail. "I appear to have inherited some succubus powers.Which, apparently, includes the ability to make people flat out ignore perverted things happening around them."
Ranma nodded very slowly. "So... If you wanted to... You could steal my wallet so long as you're naked?" he asked.
"No, you're immune to it," Nabiki shrugged. "Doesn't work on people I've had sex with." She shuddered. "It does turn me on. A lot. Keep staring, Ranma baby. As it turns out, being lusted after feels fucking great."
Well, crap. Nabiki Tendo had superpowers. That was definitely something on his list of 'things I am afraid of but didn't know I was afraid of until it happened to me'.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Akane said. "Before we go home, I really want to know exactly what you can actually do with these new powers of yours."
Nabiki pouted. Then retracted her wings. "Fine, fine!" she sighed wearily. "Only because you'll probably beat me up if I don't show you, or maybe try to get me exorcised or something. Look, here's what I can do, okay?"
Cue Nabiki's wings starting to flap, as she lifted herself a foot off the ground... then started to sweat profusely and landed again, having to brace herself against a wall.
"Um... I can also..." Nabiki snapped her fingers, and all of a sudden, Ranma was surrounded by Akanes as far as the eye could see.
"Ranma!" said one in an apron. She was holding up actually edible looking biscuits! "I found a magic spell that lets me cook properly! Look!"
"Ranma!" another said, apparently cosplaying as Shampoo. "You always liked how affectionate she was, right? Well now I can be that affectionate as well!"
"Ranma!" said one dressed as a pretty maid.
"Ranma!" said another in a sexy gi.
Cue him foaming at the mouth from cuteness overload. Too many! Too much! Too much Akane for him to handle - and then it was gone.
"Sis, you should probably know, that boy has it <b>bad</b> for you," Nabiki said, standing there with a hand on her hip, a cocky smirk on her pretty face. "Though I suspect you know that already, huh?"
"What's that supposed to," Akane began, but then Nabiki snapped her fingers, and then a strange smile crossed Akane's face. "hehehehe...Oooh~"
"What did you do to here?" Ranma asked.
"Illusion," Nabiki replied. "One person at a time, has to be someone I've had sex with. It shows you your most intense and personal sexual fantasy."
"Oh, gosh, I suppose I will have to marry both of your forms then," Akane burbled. Ranma shot a mean look across at Nabiki, and she seemed to get the idea. Another snap of her fingers and Akane was herself again.
"I can shapeshift," Nabiki said, becoming Ranma's girl form in the blink of an eye. "I can curse objects with sexual energy with myriad effects, I can feed on the lust of others, I can sense lust, I can enter dreams, and I think that's the whole package. Oh! And I apparently know this all on instinct because the succubus dug a little too deep into my memories when she tried to work out how to mess with both of you. Not that she should have bothered. It's really not as difficult as she made it out to be."
Right. Well, he wasn't sure how happy he was with this development. Nabiki had said she'd showed them because she was afraid they'd do something physical to her, or maybe exorcise her, but... could they? It didn't seem all that likely they could physically oppose her if she had all those powers. Which led him to believe there must be something she was not telling them!
"Using those powers makes you horny, right?" Akane said. "You need to feed on continual lust to do anything. That's why you're still flashing Ranma right now."
"Guilty!" Nabiki huffed, and pulled her top down again. "Alright, alright. Let's head off home already. We can work out the specifics in our dreams tonight, as we sleep."
Yeah, that sounded like a really good idea. Ranma could hardly wait to get back home. Today had been way too horny as it was, the last thing he needed right now was to risk having some other dumb horny event get in their damn way!
Little did he realise, huh?
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