Story: Pride and Joy

 

"So I'm pretty sure there's more going on here than meets the eye," Ukyo said. "I mean, from the sound of it there's a bunch of perverts out there selling weird shit to the unwary in an attempt to corrupt them."

The six of them were on their way home, side by side. Ukyo was trying to not look at her fellow pieces of treasure too closely - they weren't exactly wearing their normal attire presently. They'd all had to wear something a bit baggier than normal so they could even get to the beach, given their, ahem, temporarily enhanced assets. Big, baggy jumpers over their plus sized bikinis, which was probably all well and good when they were, you know, bustzilla incarnate. It was quite another matter entirely when they were their normal chest sizes.

Have you ever seen a girl lounging around in her man's shirt? There's something about it, right? The way it's just a bit too big for her body, kinda hangs down past the hips, hiding whatever she might be wearing down there? Creates the illusion that she wasn't wearing anything but the shirt? Same deal here. Ukyo had watched Nabiki and Kodachi put on a pair of shorts, she'd seen Akane and Kasumi put on cute minis, and the effect was still... Mmmph!

It didn't help that Shampoo actually literally wasn't wearing anything else but the jumper. One of Ranma's, she noted. Likely stolen at some point or another.

"What Ukyo staring at?" Shampoo asked, then held up the sleeve of her jumper to her nose and took a big, big whiff, eyes fluttering contentedly. Ukyo reflexively sniffed the air as well, and - yeah, she thought that she could catch a whiff of Ranma, too. She was still pretty upset with him, though, so... she held off on diving into Shampoo's luscious hot bod for now. This proved to be more challenging than expected.

"Hrm..." Nabiki tapped her chin, deep in thought. "That does track with this mess too. An entire beach that turns girls into busty, brainless bimbos if they were hit by a martial arts technique? That doesn't happen by accident."

"And Happosai didn't seem to be responsible for it either," Akane said. "He got ejected from the beach alongside Ryoga and -"

Akane stopped for a half step there. Actually, all five of them did. It was a bit eerie. Sort of like, they all hit Pause for a very brief period of time, all at once, while Ukyo was still in motion.

"-Ranma~" Akane said, her tone an octave deeper, huskier, hungrier. She even licked her lips after saying his name. The other five grew flush as well. Kodachi fanning herself down, Shampoo holding up her sleeve to her face, Nabiki rubbing her upper thighs and Kasumi touching her neck.

"Uh? You girls okay?" Ukyo asked.

"Oh, we're fine," Kodachi said. "It's just... You know. They were trying so very hard to make us cum our brains out."

"I don't think she's necessarily being entirely metaphorical there either," Kasumi said. "Many of the girls on the beach were still behaving in an extremely ditzy way as they were leaving."

"Then we dodged a bullet there," Nabiki said. "I mean, it was hellish being trapped in my own body while I was behaving like a space cadet. At least now, we can get back to Ranma and <i>Totally get the dicking we deserve, teehee!</i>"

Everyone turned to look at Nabiki, who had slapped her hand over her mouth. Uh oh. Whatever that was, it couldn't possibly be good. Everyone was - Ah, wait. Not everyone. Shampoo was taking another hit of her Aroma d'Ranma, letting out a heavy sigh, and then -

Boing boing boing!

Everyone's attention shifted from Nabiki to Shampoo in a sort of slow creaking motion. Right before their eyes, Shampoo's chest had bumped up a size, right as they were -

Boing, boing, boing!

And now Nabiki's chest was bigger too! What the hell was - 

"Um, who gives a fuck if there's, like, some pervy guy selling shit," Nabiki said. "Come on, sluts! I need to cum real super fucking hard!"

"Shampoo does too~" Shampoo said, suddenly chewing bubble gum, while playing with a strand of hair. What the hell?! "All Shampoo think of all day long is Airen's penis pounding her too, too dumb!"

"Tee hee hee!" Kasumi suddenly broke out into the titters, and boing, boing, <i>boing</i> she went up a size as well! "Oh dear, how rude of me to, like, titter away like that. All this talk of Ranma's penis -"

Boing, boing, boing, boing <i><b>boing</b></i> and suddenly Akane's boobs were bigger than everyone else in their group put together. Looking into her eyes, Ukyo could see no signs of intelligence at all. They were vacant, devoid of intelligent thought. Those were the eyes of a wild beast in the middle of mating season, and her body language was starting to shift in that general direction too.

"Akane wanna fuck!" she whined, her hands shooting down her body right between her thighs. Woah! Out in public?! Ukyo snatched her wrist and pulled her hand away, which prompted the girl to let out a needy whine.

"H-Hey, what's going on with them all of a sudden?" Ukyo yelled. Kodachi was the only one left unaffected at this point! "Kodachi, a little help here?"

"I would think it's rather obvious, Miss Kuonji," Kodachi let out a haughty scoff, and even rolled her eyes. Come on now, do something useful! "It's an obvious aftereffect of the spell we were just under. Consider: Which of us is the thirstiest bitch for Ranma's cock?"

Thinking it over? Considering their previous orgies? Akane. It was Akane. That girl had it <i>bad</i> for his dick. Strictly speaking they all did, but she made them seem positively chaste by compa-

"Oh," Ukyo gasped. That was true! If you looked at the bust sizes and compared them to how relentlessly horny they were for some wild horse meat, the order became crystal clear! Shampoo was next, then Kasumi and Nabiki and - 

"Thank goodness you've got enough willpower to resist whatever this is," Ukyo said. She kept on having to snatch their hands away before they did something inappropriate in public! "I don't think I could deal with all of you being... like this."

"Not at all," Kodachi shrugged. "Alas, I figured out what was happening a little earlier on, and was barely able to hold on this long before I, like, totally lost what's left of my brain and went full on - " Boing, boing, boing! "Teeeheeehee!"

"Like, oh, 'Dachi, your boobies are soooo big!" Nabiki cooed.

"Yours too Nabs!" Kodachi replied, every bit as vapid as the others. "We gotta get right back to our darling Ranma for a dicking right now!"

"Want dick!" Akane yelled at the top of her lungs. "Want dick now!"

And so, Ukyo found herself in a situation worse than herding cats. Ever try corralling horny bimbos? It sounds like fun, until you realise you're out in public and could be arrested on so many charges of public indecency.

"Ranma..." Ukyo growled. "You owe me! You owe me big!"

Worth noting that this little mess had made her forget about the little thing she'd done earlier on to get her own back at the boy. Not to worry. She'd remember. When she got back home and found the state of the place.