Story: FGI Akane

 

Neither Ranma or Akane seemed especially impressed by the invitation they'd received. Come to the circus if you want Akane back! So far as Ranma was concerned, the only reason he was going was to teach the idiot there a lesson.

"It's Mousse, right?" Akane asked. Ranma grunted positively. "I mean, it's got to be Mousse. That idiot really does think he kidnapped me. Somehow. I mean, you'd think he'd notice that I've not said anything, right?"

"I've sure noticed..." Ranma muttered under his breath. Akane bopped him on the back of the head for that one. "Hey! Urgh... Look, this whole thing is stupid anyway. We're only going along to make him look stupid."

"I don't think he needs any help with that," Akane sniffed. "Actually, I think you're going along to check out the circus. A free ticket is a free ticket, right? Maybe you'll even get a few free concessions..." She watched as his pigtail began to stick up the more she talked. "Ah, did I just give you some stupid thoughts or something?"

"No, no, keep talking," Ranma said. "I like the direction this is going."

Urgh! Whatever! She puffed out her cheeks and kept quiet until they were in the big top. Quite deliberately this time around. The reason she was here was to keep an eye on this idiot - and also maybe give Mousse a new penis as well. Not that he deserved one, but he didn't deserve to get one taken away from him either.

They settled into the crowd and waited for Mousse to arrive. His hidden weapon style of martial arts probably made him quite the showman, huh? Probably a magic act or something like that. The lights soon dimmed. A drumroll began, at first subtle but quickly building to lift up the atmosphere, making it more tense, more exciting, more dramatic.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer began. "Introducing first, our newest act! Dagger Duck!"

A spotlight shone down, revealing a goofy looking duck wearing swirly glasses, carrying a dagger in its beak. Akane stared at it. Ranma stared at it. The crowd cheered and laughed. Then Akane broke her silence.

"That's Mousse, right?" she asked. Ranma pinched the bridge of his nose. "Mousse got a Jusenkyo curse and came back as a duck."

"You can see him, but you can't see..." Ranma grumbled to himself. "Okay, cool. Whatever. Mousse is Dagger Duck. What do you suppose his revenge is gonna - "

"To begin with, a random volunteer from the audience!" the announcer continued, and the spotlight shone down upon Ranma's seat. Because of course it did. "Give him a big hand, everyone!"

A clown rolled along the ground, then pulled out an enormous glove and dropped it in Ranma's lap. The crowd laughed, a bit more than they should have, that was an awful joke. Ranma threw the glove away, and then it burst, spilling water onto the floor.

Out in the arena, Mousse used his wing to beckon Ranma out. "Alright, dummy. You wanna play? Let's play."

"Be careful out there!" Akane yelled. Though really, what was the point, it wasn't like Ranma would listen to her. If anything, the way he was vaulting the barrier made it clear he was gonna show off. Idiot. That was completely pointless. Even if it did make her feel... funny seeing him do something even mildly physically impressive.

Pheromones. That's the pheromones talking. Oh gosh, she really hoped they didn't go into overdrive out here like this, otherwise girls wouldn't be able to keep themselves off <i>her man</i> and that was something she simply couldn't - Did she just internally call Ranma her man? 

"Yo, Mousse!" Ranma called out while the duck was setting up. It jumped a bit, dropped the dagger from its mouth. "So, is this your big revenge? Gonna try to shank me in front of a crowded audience?"

"Honk!" Mousse replied.

"That's geese, stupid," Ranma said. "You're meant to quack."

"...Quack!" Mousse replied after a moment's hesitation. He pointed at a large target at the back of the stage. No way. Ranma wasn't really going to let himself get strapped in, was he?

"Oh gee, great plan!" Ranma clapped while approaching the target. He flicked at the manacles attached to the side, one each for the wrists and ankles. "Yep, you throw knives at me and accidentally take my appendix out. Wow. Sounds like a real show for the people, huh?"

And then, Ranma wrapped the chain on one of the manacles around his hand, and with just that hand flipped the target over right onto where Mousse was standing. Hhhrrrrrrrnk, she really wanted to suck his dick right now! Come on, that wasn't even that impressive really!

"Quack!" Mousse honked while standing on top of the target. Nimble little bugger, wasn't he? He whipped that dagger right at Ranma, who had no problem at all catching it.

"Come on man, haven't you done enough already?" Ranma asked, playing around with the dagger and making it look <i>so easy</i>. "I mean, you stole my... you know. That's more than enough revenge for any man."

"Honkuack!" Mousse loudly roared, spreading his wings and - Wow that was a lot of daggers. They shot out of Mousse's wings <i>somehow</i> like arrows, all making a bead directly for Ranma - only for him to effortlessly, trivially use the dagger he had to singlehandedly, cooly knock all of them aside directly into the ground.

"Wow, that pigtailed guy's kinda hunky isn't -" a girl near Akane said. She immediately grabbed that girl's collar and pulled her down.

"Mine," she hissed. Then let her go back to her seat. Had half a mind to give her a writeup and make her not horny for Ranma specifically.

"This all you got?" Ranma asked. "Don't know why you even bothered, it's not like this is even a -"

Cue Ranma's penis being rolled out, while strapped to another target. Uh? What? Hold on a second here, what?! What was he doing? Mousse was waddling along, while Ranma was diving directly in front of the dick. While he had a new one, it wasn't like he wanted to see anything bad happen to his old one!

Meanwhile, Mousse brought out a high pressure hose and took aim at the target - which meant he was actually aiming directly at the audience because he was a completely blind idiot!

"Hey!" Akane yelled. "No,Mousse, stop!" There was only one reason he'd want to spray someone with a hose! That must by Jusenkyo water in the tank on the other end! She had to stop this! She had to stop Mousse before he got a whole lot of people cursed because of his stupid near blindness!