The impromptu erotic dance didn't quite break out into the orgy it was threatening to, for a loud sarcastic applause broke out. Coming from the entrance, it echoed through the room like a series of thunderbolts, causing all of those present to turn to the entrance and immediately jump into a battle posture.
"Bravo, bravo," said a rather nerdy girl in a pith helmet, clapping her hands sarcastically. "I'd call for an encore if it wasn't making me sick to my stomach. Honestly now, you all came back here? I'm only here to investigate these ruins and catalogue them, you sluts should have known better than to hem yourselves in here like this."
"Historian," Priestess Mercury huffed.
"Talking big for someone all by herself," Priestess Jupiter said, shaking a threatening fist at the enemy.
"Don't underestimate her," Fighter warned. "She's a tricky opponent, and she's not so alone as she seems."
As if to demonstrate the meaning behind Fighter's warning, Historian shrugged and, all of a sudden, Sailor Mercury and the three Starlights were standing there. Except, less sexy than before. Sailor Moon narrowed her eyes, partly in fright, partly in disgust, so this is what the enemy was capable of? A moment later those four were joined by copies of the rest of them as well - except in the forms they had all arrived in, before the powerup! So this was her ability?
"If that's all you have to fight us, then... We have nothing to worry about!" Sailor Moon cried out, pointing dramatically at their approaching enemy. "We're much stronger and sexier than before, you won't be able to... lay... a finger on us?"
The hesitation creeping in at the end was born from the new figures who appeared in front of them. The four twerking figures of Priestess Mercury and the Starlights. Staring daggers at them while violently shaking their rumps up and down so hard it was causing a breeze. Huh! How strange, Sailor Moon had encountered many strange enemies before, but she'd never been threateningly twerked at by any of them.
"Urgh, how gross... But yeah, how about that?" Historian chuckled. "Still feeling confident?"
"There must be some limit to how many copies she can summon at a time," Healer said.
"Yeah, but stuff that for now, we gotta put these phantoms in their place!"
What followed was a mad rush as the girls went for each other, the Priestesses finding themselves the targets of these 'phantoms' summoned by this weird, unthreatening kinda dorky looking enemy. Sailor Moon found herself face to face with a scowling version of herself, almost like looking in a mirror. Or... like looking at a photograph of herself, because its features weren't flipped. As much as she wanted to pay attention to how the others were doing, there was simply too much going on at once for her to take it all in!
"Despicable," the other Sailor Moon spat. "To think that a hero of justice would become such a slutty pervert!"
"There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex!" Sailor Moon spat back, which prompted her counterpart to take a swing at her. Easily ducked. "Nyah! You call that a punch?"
"H-Hey, take this seriously!" the other Sailor Moon yelled back. "I'm trying to beat some sense into - Yipe!"
"Well, that's your problem right there!" the real Sailor Moon sniffed, having swept her doppleganger's legs out from under her. "The real Sailor Moon knows full well you can't beat sense into someone. Only a bully or a tyrant thinks like that! In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
She aimed her wand at the mirror image. "Moon Healing Escalation!" It tried to raise its own wand as a counter - but to no avail. As she thought! It vanished on the spot! A twisted copy like that... Though, she was starting to wonder a little about what would have happened if she had been struck by it instead? Moon turned around quickly to see what else she could do. Libra was engaged in a slap fight with Historian, which was... Kinda weird, and she felt like she should stay out of that. As for her other friends, Mercury was fighting defensively, as were the Starlights. Venus had managed to wrap up her counterpart and was sitting on her face, Jupiter was smothering her counterpart in her cleavage, keeping her in place through sheer potent magnetism.
"Don't you see how they've corrupted you?" Sailor Earth said, bringing up a whole lot of dirt and tossing it at Priestess, who honestly seemed out of her element. Compare that to the copy, who was fighting much more viciously and confidently. "This might as well be yet another youma kidnapping you for all the difference it makes!"
"Eh? What?" Sailor Earth asked, shifting the earth underneath her feet in an attempt to keep away from the enemy. "Um! Oh gosh, what do I do?"
Oh no! While she obviously knew how to use her powers, Sailor Earth had no actual combat experience! Moon knew that she wasn't up to much her first time out either, it was only after she was more used to everything that she became as battle hardened as she was! Yeah, Sailor Moon, battle hardened, that's quite the phrase right? Well, considering she'd literally cried so loudly it stunned the enemy early on, and she'd not done that for a good long time, one could say that she was battle hardened without cracking a smile?
"Priestess Earth!" Moon cried out. She dashed forward, then slipped a little on the shifting ground. "Woah!" And right into Sailor Earth's butt with all the dignity that entails. Not that Moon was complaining. Sailor Earth sure was though!
"Get off me, you pervert!" Sailor Earth spat. "Ohhh, you call yourself a friend? You were lying to my face all this time!"
Ignoring that. Instead, Moon turned her attention to her <i>real</i> friend. "Don't listen to her, don't let her get in your head!" she advised, while surprisingly strong legs kicked out under her. "You're stronger than you - Oh, ow! Dirty play! Right in my eyes!"
Moon rubbed at her face. Honestly now, a fistful of dirt right to the eyes? Foul! Foul, she called! A hard kick struck her in the face, causing her to roll back, and now she had the frightening image of her best friend towering over her.
"Dirty play?" Oh! That kick hit her in the ribs! That actually hurt! Moon rolled and tried to get up - but the ground beneath her shifted slightly, causing her to stumble right into Sailor Earth's raised knee. "A slut like you complaining about dirty play? That's rich! You lying whore! I bet you're getting off on me thrashing you as - "
"Leave my friend alone!"
And then, the earth opened up underneath Sailor Earth, trapping her between two massive earthen boobs. Yes, that's right. Sort of like when you're at the beach, your dad goes to sleep and then you build a mermaid around his body out of sand, except in this case it was a rather large round pair of tits with pert, erect nipples at the top. Huh! The weirdest part was that this wasn't actually the weirdest thing Sailor Moon had seen of late.
"L-Let me go!" Sailor Earth struggled, while Priestess stepped forward. Well... That is, the earth under her feet lifted up, carrying her leg and then planting it in front of her, giving the impression of taking a step forward. In no time at all she'd strutted over to her copy with fire in her eyes. "You have to snap out of this, don't let yourself - " She was then silenced when Priestess Earth raised a nipple to her mouth and shoved it in, a thick creamy substance flowing out of it into her mouth. Only for a moment though. Sailor Earth's eyes glazed over, and then the nipple was removed. She visibly shuddered, and in the neediest tone that Moon had ever heard she whimpered "More please!"
"Bad girl," Priestess Earth said. "Bad girls don't get their milk."
"Mommy please, I'll be good!"
Wow, that milk was potent stuff! Unfortunately, they didn't have the time. Mercury and the Starlights were still outnumbered, they couldn't spend any longer playing with themselves like this. Er... Not remotely what she meant, but it didn't sound like a bad idea for the near future. Anyway! The point was that the Priestess Mercury copy seemed to have an idea of how the wind was blowing because -
"Mercury Bubble Blast!"
Just like that, the chamber filled with mist. Guh! Moon stumbled forward, dimly seeing Priestess Venus pull out a ton of her heart shaped whips from out of nowhere, spinning them around like a fan. Alright! Smart thinking, that girl! This mist would be gone in no time flat and then -
"Hold on, Mercury! I'm coming!" Moon's own voice called out from behind her. Huh? Suddenly, a hand wrapped itself snugly around Moon's mouth and - Some sort of gas shot right in. Without thinking she took a startled breath, and everything went kinda fuzzy. The second last thing she saw before collapsing was another copy of herself turning back to smirk at her in evil triumph before running in to help the others mop up the remaining copies. The last thing was when she was dragged back out of the mist, where she could see Libra still engaged in a slapfight with Historian... Oh, is that what happened? Suddenly it made sense to her. Historian had copied herself as well using her powers, that explained who was dragging her away.
Not that this was especially helpful information right now given that her limbs felt like lead and it felt like a really, really good time to take a nap. But it was good to know that she had enough battle experience to work out how she'd been beaten. Hehehe, time to sleep now, maybe have some nice dreams about Mamo-chan...
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