It is well worth repeating that both Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo are complete idiots. Even though the two of them were ostensibly cooperating in this investigation into the mysterious cafe, a competitive edge couldn't help but creep in like an uninvited guest. It was Ranma that started it, of course, being all over the top cutesy and girly, serving up the customers with a saucy wink and "Thank you so much! Tee hee!"
You can see why that kind of thing grated on Akane's nerves. And no, it wasn't because she wanted that cute pigtailed girl all to herself! Don't be ridiculous! And that maid uniform suited her far too well, it was really annoying Akane watching her swan around in it, giving girls a bad name! Of course, this had led Akane to adopting her own style of competing with that cuteness, which came out as -
"Here you go, try not to choke on it," Akane huffed. The customer stared at her with hearts in their eyes. For some reason, copping an attitude... worked. Really, really well.
"So tsundere, so sweet!" the customer crooned, demonstrating Akane's point for her. Hah! Right now the cafe was practically split between the two of them. Akane was getting a whole lot of satisfaction from seeing Ranma glower at her. It made her feel very nice in her tummy, a feeling that was threatening to spread up to her chest...That being said! They had an investigation to get on with, and so when they were in the back of the cafe once again, she nodded to Ranma, and they quickly found a quiet corner to share notes.
"You found out anything so far?" Ranma asked. "You've been here longer, right?"
"Yeah," Akane said. "Apparently the spell works on the basis of 'love'. When you're thinking lovey dovey thoughts about the person you like, they grow up."
Ranma shot a look down at her chest. Not even subtle about it. Then quirked an eyebrow, and - And then her own bust grew a bit. Huh? What? Ranma got a boob enhancement just like that?!
"Something stinks about that," Ranma muttered darkly under her breath. "They've gotta be getting more out of this than easy recruitment."
"Not to mention that they're being really vague on what really causes it," Akane said. "Is it something in the land, the building, the water? Something in the contract? They're definitely up to <i>something</i>."
"Heh! Is that all you're worried about?" Ranma asked, jabbing a thumb at herself. "Silly tomboy! You ain't got nothing to worry about! Now that I'm on the case, I'll get to the bottom of it right away!"
She turned to walk away, leaving Akane aghast. Was she going to confront the owners or something? "Ranma - " she called out, but then <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> it came back with a vengeance. That feeling from before. It had left her alone for a little bit there, long enough for the two of them to get a bit of competition in, but now it was coming back with a vengeance. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> As if making up for lost time. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b>. Akane's eyes fluttered, and for a moment her pupils turned heart shaped. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b>. Ranma, Ranma Ranma, running throgh her mind. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b>. Cute sexy Ranma. Maid Ranma. Butler Ranma. All those Ranmas from the room before the statue. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b>. She squirmed, let her eyes fall open again, and in the centre of her vision was Ranma. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> Girl form. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b>. Maid uniform. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> Sexy. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> Want that. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> Want to <i>fuck</i> that. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> Tap that sexy cursed girly booty. <b>badumf, badumf badumf</b> So... Fucking... Hooooot!
"Hey tomboy, you coming or what?" Ranma asked. The answer was 'not yet, but she wasn't far off'. Akane herself suddenly realised that, and what she'd been staring at. Then she noticed the drool pooling around her chin. Wiped it off with a napkin, then hurried off after that <i>extremely pretty</i> idiot before she got them both into far bigger trouble than they were already in.
"What's the big idea?" Akane asked. Ranma then suddenly pressed back up against a wall, and shushed her, before peering around a corner. Akane followed her lead and saw - a pair of busty maids walking up to a locked door. They pulled out some kind of keycard, and then opened it up... Then Ranma made her move right away, zipping in so fast Akane could just barely follow, and tapped both the maids on the back of the necks, making them drop to the ground in a crumpled heap.
"That's the big idea," Ranma said, dusting her hands. The door moved to close, but Ranma stuck her foot in it. God she was so hot like this. So confident and take charge, none of that stupidity you normally saw from her. "You coming or what? If there's a secret here, it's behind this door. Ah... You think you can fit, with those? At least it's not your hips causing an issue, for once."
Oh yeah that's why she didn't like him. Akane bobbed the idiot on the back of the head and strode in through the open door like it was no big issue. Although, she had to admit, the girls were getting pretty big. It was a good thing this uniform (and apparently her clothes) were also apparently enchanted to still fit. Otherwise she'd have to spend a mint getting a new wardrobe!
"You know, that maid uniform really does suit you," Akane said. "You're a super girly girl, after all. Nothing masculine at all about you."
"Why you- " Ranma sputtered and - Oof. Was that another increase in bust size? "Hrmph! Well, at least I'm smart enough to not get caught up in this dumb spell, unlike certain uncute - " boing boing - "Sexless." Boing boing. "Violent." boing boing <i>boing</i> "Tomboys that I could name." <B>BOING</b>.
Just like that, Ranma had caught up with her. That little outburt had resulted in a massive increase in Ranma's bust size, and apparently she hadn't even noticed. Her boobs were bouncing away under that maid uniform, and Ranma hadn't even noticed. Jiggling and thudding away like a pair of basketballs being dribbled down the court. And Ranma hadn't noticed. Somehow. Akane was so surprised that Ranma noticed, that a little devil crept into her ear, and whispered something truly awful.
<i>Let's see how long it takes before she notices.</i>
No, she shouldn't. That wouldn't be right. She should point it out. Right now.
<i>Nah. After that little comment about not falling into it, she's bound to make further boasts just like that. So... Why not tease her a little? Let her make further boasts, it'll be way funnier when she finally notices.</i>
That's still wrong! It doesn't justify -
<i>Besides, don't you want her to continue getting bigger? It's obviously happening because she's thinking of you, and now you can check on when she's doing that.</i>
Gerk! That was a really good argument. Akane had always had this inkling that Ranma liked her. As in, like-liked her. But was too stubborn to admit it. So... She'd not said anything and waited instead. Wouldn't this be a good way to check how she really felt? It would help Akane learn Ranma's tells a bit more...
<i>And give her a bustier body when you finally knock boots.</i>
Not happening! No it - Oooh, again? St-stop that, now Ranma was going to tease her for this!
"Thinking about me again were you?" Ranma asked. "Not that I blame you, I am pretty awesome."
"D-Dummy!" Akane half yelled, half moaned. "Come on, let's take a look around this... Huh!"
Huh indeed. Akane took a good look around and couldn't quite believe this was in a section of that same cafe. It looked more like - Like a cathedral of some sort. An underground church, with all the Christian iconography replaced with... Uh... Large breasted maids. Everywhere. Akane wasn't even Christian, but this felt heretical to her even so. Like she should be torching this place down to the ground, it was so bad.
"This... is not quite what I was expecting," Akane said, a little overcome by the sheer size of it all. "Come on, let's take a look around! We're bound to find something in here!"
And if not... well, a little voice was whispering in the back of her mind that she was alone with Ranma in a completely hidden place. There's no telling what they might do in here together... Or maye that was just the spell talking? Who knows?
No comments:
Post a Comment