Futa Hikari is a confident sexy beast. If anyone pushed her for why, she couldn't quite explain it. She felt... confident. Not in the same way that she usually felt confident, this more like she was a glass filled to the brim and the pitcher kept pouring. One might almost call her borderline cocky. She's so self assured that it exudes sex appeal and is drawing attention to her like moths to a flame. Wait, that's a bad metaphor, moths burn up if they approach the flame - ah, screw it, that works well enough.
She could feel it with every step she took. People were checking her out. It's true what they say, confidence is an aphrodisiac. Was it because it makes you move in a way that draws attention to your appeal? Was there some inherent aspect of human psychology that drew people towards the confident and self assured?
The weird thing was that it wasn't only the boys checking her out, either. A good few girls had been giving her the once over. THe odds of her hitting that many non-straight girls on the way was, to say the least, unlikely.
Nonetheless, she found herself right where she wanted to be. The arcade. Where, of course, she found her target. Touji. Leaning over a fighting game machine and whooping someone's ass.
Naturally, he was pretty much the only one in the arcade that wasn't looking at her right now. He hadn't even noticed her enter, as his back was turned. Which was fine by her. She had all the opportunity she needed to check out his butt. Granted, a tracksuit wasn't' the most flattering look for his butt. She didn't really care though. Hikari was still running high from suddenly finding herself futa. Luckily, this long skirt she was wearing was helping her hide what was swinging between her legs, but she'd have to change her underwear sometime in the near future to something a bit more male oriented.
"Hah! Man, it's not like you to suddenly drop your defense like that! You get spooked by something?"
His opponent pointed at Hikari. Touji turned to look at her. She smiled back at him. All in all a pretty straightforward interaction. Now. Fall for her charm!
"Yo Hikari, you seem different today," he said. "Did you do something with your hair?"
Oh, the difficulties of a young maiden with a crush on a knucklehead. Her hand crept up to his collar, as if walking on its index and middle fingers, then every bit as slowly gripped his collar while the rest of her body remained absolutely and completely still.
Then she dipped him and attempted to use her tongue to suffocate him. The arcade broke out into thunderous applause. As for the boy himself, he gawped wide eyed and shocked into nigh paralysis at her sudden out of character behaviour.
But judging from what she could feel down below, he was starting to get into it. At first a little. Then a lot. Which made two of them, frankly.
The two of them had to take a big gulp of air when she finally pulled away, and when Touji had his breath back he asked the obvious question: "What got into you all of a sudden?"
"Nothing yet," Hikari replied. "Gimme five minutes."
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Now let's return to a greater point of interest than Hikari's new penis: Misato Katsuragi's butt. At this point in time she was standing in front of a body length mirror twisting and turning to look at it, her mouth agape in silent disbelief, which was actually a bit of a change given how chatty she could be.
Naturally, everyone else was staring at it too. I mean, wouldn't you if you had the chance? Misato was one of those women where you couldn't only pick one feature to drool over, everything from head to toe was a work of art. Still, right now you'd almost certainly be staring at her swollen bouncy butt because - damn, it's just right there, how could you not?
And while everyone else was distracted with that both Asuka and Rei were busily groping each other's butts. Much to Shinji's enjoyment and frustration, because he could certainly appreciate their rather firm derrieres, but under these conditions playing was all they could do. I mean, as distracted as Misato and Kaji were right now they were bound to notice if, for example, Asuka grew a penis and railed Rei over the kitchen counter.
The girls protested at his perverted imagery, as now they were feeling sexually frustrated too. How much so? Well, now they were squeezing each other's butts hard enough there'd be a mark tomorrow.
"What did you do?!" Misato finally asked. "How did you do that? Undo it!"
"Um, sorry," Shinji said as sheepishly as he could manage. "That wasn't us."
“Oh I am sure there are some other overly excited teenagers with the ability to transform bodies who did it, where are they hiding?” Misato asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"There are? I would like to meet them," Rei immediately, dryly replied. Asuka reached up to whap the back of her head - then realised that they'd all feel it, so she whipped the back of her own head to be a touch more efficient about it.
"Ohhh, I'll need to buy new skirts, new shorts, new everything..." Misato fussed.
Meanwhile Kaji slipped Shinji a 10.000 yen note, and whispered "Good job buddy, treat the girls sometime - but keep it platonic."
"I don't know what you mean, Mister Kaji," Shinji politely said. He pocketed the note right away though, mostly at Asuka's insistence. "It really isn't us."
"All we can do is share our thoughts with each other, and influence each other's bodies," Rei said.
"Oh , sure!" Misato yelled back. "And I'm certain this is a coincidence! I'm really disappointed, at the very least you could have owned up to it."
Still, if you turned to look at them you'd never have seen a more ange- wait, wrong word to use. Let's go with 'innocent' instead. Though you could practically see the halos and wings and harp and divine light shining off them and the whole shebang (with the obvious exception of 'ending humanity' that came with the setting).
"Perhaps it is an attack of some kind?" Rei suggested.
"No, dummy! It's more likely that we did it by accident. Somehow!" Asuka said. "That's right, isn't it Misato? We wouldn't give you a big jiggling sensitive booty on purpose, but Shinji here is enough of a pervert -"
"Hey!" Shinji interrupted.
"-That he might have been checking you out and did something liek this without meaning to. Right? That's entirely possible!"
"You are lacking in evidence," Rei said. "It could still be a third party -"
"Oh, I see what you're doing!" Misato interrupted. "You're trying to keep me confused about whether you're to blame or not, so I go easy on you. Well, that's not going to work. Got it? I might not be the best role model, but I still understand that going around and enlarging people’s butts without permission is one step too far!"
"Hey now, relax Misato!" said their savour, and a man they would like to see get laid tonight, Kaji!
<b>Hey, wait a minute here! What about my crush on him!</b>
<i>He's not interested, and he can't satisfy you the way that we can.</i>
<u>I mean, he is kind of cute - but way out of our league. The body morphing thing might even be a turnoff for him.</u>
"Remember the time we put that frog in Ritsuko's bed and framed her room-mate? Or the time we slipped that tablet into her drink and she wound up putting a feather duster up her butt and ended up squawking on the roof like a chicken?"
<i>Maybe we should bring Kaji in on any future plans?</i>
"That was then!" Misato said, stomping her foot, and beginning a jiggle in her tush that wouldn't stop for a good ten minutes. "This is now! We're supposed to be responsible and mature, that doesn't mean we let them get away with anything and everything!"
"That reminds me," Asuka said, pulling out the recycling bin. "This is full of beer cans, we need somewhere else to store all the rest."
"Beer does cause people to put on weight..."
"Not like this it doesn't!" Misato said, reflexively smacking herself to make her point, and causing the jiggling to go on for another half hour. Which she didn't seem too happy with, but the other four in the room very much liked. "Be honest now, if you had the ability to do this, you would!"
The three pilots then huddled together as if for a conspiratorial meeting, and started to whisper the word 'whisper' quietly over and over again, occasionally nodding, occasionally shaking their head, quite often sneaking brief smooches with one another in the middle of their huddled meeting. It didn't take all that long before Misato had enough and pulled them apart.
"We have decided that, if we had that power, we would indeed give you a giant ass," Asuka confidently announced. The other two nodded along in agreement. "However! It would be much bigger than this. Much more rounded and even easier to grope."
Misato stared at them for a long, long time, while Kaji tried not to laugh so hard you'd swear he was doing it for his country. He wasn't. He was doing it because his life quite literally depended on it.
"You three aren't just grounded," Misato growled. "You're getting buried! Got it! No more funny business!"
"Yes, Misato!" the three of them said in smiling unison. Which was extremely unnerving to see. Especially on Rei.
- Misato keeps them from engaging in funny business for about ten minutes.
- Meanwhile, Hikari is teaching her new boyfriend the joys of having a futa girlfriend.
- Ritsuko tries to reproduce the Oversynch event.
- Angel attack!
- Kaji manages to calm down Misato.
- Something else
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