First, here's the new version of the previous episode.
"Alright! Alright! I'll spill the beans! No need to get all 24 on my ass, I'll talk!"
Call him cynical, but this situation stunk. This 'succubus' had been the one that tricked him in the first place, and now she was coming to them with a sob story about losing control? For all they knew, this was exactly what she wanted! Issei didn't believe a word of it.
And that mistrust had absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that his very first girlfriend betrayed and killed him, before anyone asks. Nothing at all. Just like it has nothing to do with the fact that he was still a virgin.
"Alright, this is all super interesting! Tell me everything!" Aika insisted. Having muscled her way in and set herself up as the boss. That was just the way she was, always trying to muscle in and take charge.
"Aika, this should be left in the hands of the Occult Research Club," Issei said.
"Oh, quit whining! As if you've encountered anything actually supernatural before," Aika said, eyes twinkling, as if to say 'unless there's something you're not telling me?' Which there was. Quite a lot of somethings that he wasn't telling her. "Right Asia? You've got my back on this, hrmmmmm?"
"Ah... Sorry Aika, Issei is right," Asia said. Hah! There we go, served her right! "We know a lot more about this than you do, so it isn't safe."
"Oh, come on!" Aika whined petulantly, while Issei puffed out his chest. "I know you want into his trousers for some reason, but you're kicking me out? Besides, the weird pervy effect will kick in if I'm not around you."
Unfortunately that was a very good point. They really didn't have any choice but to let her hang around and listen to Eve's spiel.
"So, I'm part of a multiversal empire that's worked out a way to corrupt the fundamental laws of realities to favour perverts," Eve sniffed. "We visit a world, we set off the alteration, let the perverts figure it out and take over -then welcome them into the fold, adding their unique magic/technology to our cause."
“So you are kinda like magitech Borg, porn version?” Issei asked, confusion in his voice. This wasn't what he was expecting. He'd been expecting something a bit more generic than this! That she was trying to establish some kind of mega-harem, or use everyone at this school as a source of lustful energy. The Notion of corrupting the entire universe that he lived in itself was a bit too grand for him to handle.
"What sort of rules changes do you mean?" Asia asked.
“Oh you know, some minor changes. Make people more willing to go along with perverted things, have these who put a lot of work and effort into lewdness increase their abilities.. That sort of stuff.” Eve said, not quite looking Asia in the eyes as she was blatantly underplaying her end-goal. "In particular, a pervert will be able to get away with a lot more than they normally would because it won't annoy people as much."
"Naive!" Issei yelled "The part where the girl you're perving on gets annoyed is a vital part of being a pervert! It forces you to have some boundaries, whether you want them or not! If you take away a pervert's boundaries then you get - "
"Wonderland," Asia interrupted. She didn't normally interrupt someone. She was too polite for that. For that reason, Issei was completely thrown off, and then again when she glommed onto his arm. "Issei! I read somewhere that Lewis Carrol wrote Alice in Wonderland as a response to the idea of Imaginary Numbers. He found the idea so absurd that he parodied it by creating an absurd place that followed its own imaginary logic. Or something? It's a bit above my level... But maybe it's the same thing here?"
“That is just one theory, in truth there are multiple hints as to why he may have written it. From politics over mathematics to entirely different things. And.. actually I am surprised that you came to that particular conclusion given how things really turned out.” Eve said. Then as they both stared at her she shifted in place in embarrassment.
“What? Just because I am a being of perversion and lust, doesn’t mean I cannot read up on literature!”
Oh wow, this wasn't any mere succubus from another reality who had come to corrupt them. It was a dorky succubus from another reality! That was weirdly cute - No, Issei! Bad Issei! You know what happens when you get horny over an enemy!
"It sounds like you lost control," Aika said. "How did that happen?"
"Well, when you're changing the rules of reality you have to know what you're changing them from. That involves a careful analysis of the history of that reality to see how things turned out. Check out the movers, the shakers, then figure out who would be a good pervert to use as a starting point. Preferably someone that's not too savvy or strong, but still involved in current events."
Meaning Issei. Though she hadn't answered the question of how she lost control yet, he stared at her and tapped his foot impatiently.
"This was supposed to be a battle universe!" Eve yelled. "I mean, come on! Have you seen the power levels you guys are kicking around?! The powers, the abilities, the sheer holy and unholy fuck strength you're casually tossing at each other?! I tried applying the battle pervert rules - but you were actually already pretty darned perverted up around these parts as it was! So... reality sort of... broke. All you needed was a nudge and I came in with a goddamned bulldozer!"
Huh. That kind of made a strange sort of sense. So, reality was now aggressively favouring perverts rather than passively, which seemed to be what they were going for before. Or something like that? Based on what she'd said that sounded about right.
"Oh, well then, if that's what's happening there's an easy fix," Aika said. "All we have to do is put things back, right? If you could push the rules on way, then you can push them back the other, hrm?"
"Hah! An anti-pervert set of rules? Dream on!" Eve snorted. "The guy that came up with this in the first place wouldn't think of something like that."
"Then we're going to have to think of it inste~ead!" Aika sang.
"You're planning to leave things still favouring perverts, aren't you?" Issei dryly asked. Aika put her finger to her lips and winked at him. Oh dear. Issei let out a weary, weary sigh. "Okay, fine. Is there anything else we should know about?"
“I am happy either way, as long as I don’t have to explain to my superiors why this world is in a perpetual orgy now!” Eve said. "Although... there might be one teensy little problem."
All three of them stared a hole through Eve on hearing that. Teensy little problems had a tendency to actually be absolutely giant obvious problems that would waste time, resources, and sanity points.
"You see, the way I discovered that things were going a bit too intensely was when I - Uh... Accidentally turned that Kiba boy into a hentai protagonist capable of seducing the panties off any girl he meets with a smile and a wink. And that's not hyperbole or anything, I'm speaking quite literally here."
A bit of tumbleweed rolled on by, as none of the three of them knew how to take that.
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Not every member of the student council had succumbed to the effects of reality suddenly being rewritten to convenience perverts. Devils are made of pretty stern stuff, and those with a touch more experience are quite adept at resisting mental manipulation.
Though it must be said that the same is true of some humans too. Normal everyday humans can resist the effects of a rule change, so long as they are able to escape the affected area. So long as they are sufficiently strong willed, they can resist it.
After Issei had left their attempts to punish him, Tsubaki had managed to pull herself out of it, though it hadn't been easy. That brief taste of dirtiness, the shock of Issei leaving like that... It had been enough, if only just.
After that Tsubaki had found a few girls that happened to fall into that category. Suddenly seeing everyone behave in obvious, overt lewd ways had freaked them out a little bit, and curiously enough that panic had lent them a level of protection. Though to her estimation it wouldn't take long before they succumbed as well.
The sensible thing to do, then, was to get them out of here. The less people under the influence of this... whatever it was, the better.
"This way," she calmly said to the group. A dozen in all. Not much out of the school population, but a thorough search would leave them all corrupted. "We'll have you out of here in no time."
"B-But what if everyone out there is all lewd and weird and making surreal pornographic reference to a famous Victorian era novel?" one of the girls asked. "Wh-what if we take it with us somehow?"
"In the event of such things, it wouldn't much matter where you went, so you might as well go anyway," a charming voice added. Tsubaki turned around and caught herself blushing, just a little. She'd had a crush on this boy for quite a while. "Hello Tsubaki. You're looking lovely as ever."
Kiba smiled, and Tsubaki flooded her panties. From the noises the other girls were making as well, they probably had too. No, concentrate. Just because he's the most eligible bachelor on campus doesn't mean she can get distracted. In fact, this is the worst possible time to get distracted! That would invite succumbing to the perverted... effect...
"Kiba," Tsubaki said. "I cannot help but note that you have acquired a following of girls. Some in bloomers. Others in skimpy dresses. Others in leotards, and all like hot messes."
"Ah, that was a very nice rhyme," Kiba said, flashing a dazzling smile at her. "Yes, it's quite strange, but for some reason these girls have taken to following me around like lost sheep. Normally I would find such things distracting, if pleasant, but today.. It seems they have my full attention." That smile again. Tsubaki's heart started pounding in her chest. This felt quite different to what she'd experienced earlier on with Issei, but at the same time her rational side was insisting it was similar - something was influencing her thinking. Making her think and desire to do perverted things.
"Would you care to join us?" Kiba asked, then held up... he held up a bikini, where the bra looked like miniaturised devil wings. It looked like it would barely cover anything at all.
And yet... Her hands were a blur across her uniform. She discarded her clothes as if they'd suddenly caught fire, and as she did so Kiba looked at her as if she were merely a piece of meat to be gobbled up. Yet that look made Tsubaki herself lick her lips in anticipation as she grabbed the bikini.
"Oh, but I only have this one costume left," Kiba said, looking past her at the other normal girls, who were also stripping down. "Ah, well. The natural look does have something charming to it as well. Shall we go somewhere more private for the orgy?"
Yep. That sounded like a thing that she very much wanted to be involved in. After all, Tsubaki had a big crush on this guy. Right? It was only natural that she'd jump at the opportunity to join an orgy where he was the only boy, it was the perfect chance to get closer to him.
Already you can tell, the power of a hentai protagonist was strongly embedded within Kiba at this moment. The poor boy simply wasn't feeling like himself right now. But don't worry. Even if he's not feeling himself, he'll be feeling a lot of other people before the day is out.
- Issei, Asia and Akeno try to find Kiba.
- Back with Rias and Sona, struggling against the urge to give in to perversion.
- Eve has some more exposition to deliver.
- Eve's superiors have noticed something is amiss.
- Something else
And now the new episode.
The relationship between Rias and Sona is a complicated one, to say the least. Friends, rivals. The two of them heirs of a Pillar family, each powerful in their own right, each considered quite beautiful. They both had crazy, absurdly powerful siscon siblings, they both had expectations raised about them. Yet there were also differences. Where Rias focused on power, Sona focused on intellect. Where one was a tall busty outgoing beauty, the other was pretty, slender and severe.
Also, and this was quite crucial, one of them was more of a pervert than the other.
"Rias, I don't think the culprit is going to head into the girls' locker room anytime soon," Sona said, boggling in disbelief that her rival, the one Devil of her peer group that was capable of truly challenging her, was bent double over an eyehole into the girl's locker room (an eyehole that, now she knew about it, was getting patched up sharpish).
"Give me five minutes," Rias said. "No, better make it eight." Her rump wiggled in the air and Sona could swear the redhead licked her lips in anticipation. "Any minute now... once the track and field club get out of those sticky clothes and into their playing card uniforms -"
"The uniforms with the chest cut out in the shape of a suit?" Sona asked. Rias nodded. "I see. In that case -"
A flat plane of magic formed over Sona's palm, and it cracked down upon Rias' firm butt hard enough to disturb the leaves of the trees behind them.
"Ooh, gimme another!" Rias moaned, and Sona suddenly realised that she was doing something she really shouldn't. Whatever this was, it was insidious. So instead of repeating that, she dispelled the force field around her hand and grabbed Rias by the ear to pull her away. Not easy because Rias was actually a bit stronger than her, but she relented after a little bit.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Rias whined. "Sona, what's the big idea?"
"I don't think this avenue of investigation has merit," Sona sniffed.
"You didn't have to grab my ear about it," Rias said. "If you want me to forgive you, I'm afraid you'll have to give me a big sloppy kiss."
That seemed fair en- Wait, wait a moment, no it didn't. Sona stopped herself form leaning in about two inches away from Rias' lips and pushed the other Devil away. Insidious wasn't a strong enough word!
"You're letting this... whatever it is guide your thinking," Sona warned. Which was what she was afraid of. "!Try to focus, you want to find the person responsible for -"
"Change places!"
Cue an assortment of students cosplaying as slutty version of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass characters dashing by all higgelty piggelty, and Sona staring Rias dead in the eyes while holding her hand out as if to say 'that, and seriously can you fucking believe that shit?'
"Alright, fine. You're right, I'm letting this... whatever it is take the lead far too easily," Rias said. "As the heir to the Gremory house, I have a responsibility greater than any perverted desire."
She'd started fiddling with her hair and had a bit of a wistful look to her. No doubt thinking about a certain Pawn of hers...
"Ah, I've just realised!" Rias gasped. "I know where the pervert might go!"
That was something. Sona tapped her foot and stared impatiently at Rias to explain - but then her rival grabbed her hand and hauled her off with a strange panic to her stride. How peculiar. Even under these conditions, Rias wasn't one to panic so easily. It wasn't even like she was going especially far, by all appearances she was circling around to go back into the girls' locker room.
"Mind explaining?" Sona asked.
"Gasper," Rias whispered, and all of a sudden her dread made complete sense. "I left a Rook back at the ORC. Once we're alone, we can Castle back there. Time is of the essence."
No kidding. Gasper. Her Bishop. That is, her <i>other</i> Bishop. Sona knew a little about him - a vampire with an extremely powerful ability called Forbidden Balor View. With it, he could even freeze time. Though this powerful ability was not one he could control easily.
"Time freeze is a common genre within hentai, so it's only natural the enemy would want to make use of him," Rias whispered. "To think of what they could do, using that poor boy..."
Oh no, her eyes had gone all misty again.
"Why, he could freeze time all over campus, and leave us girl absolutely helpless," Rias said, a twinge of red hitting her cheeks. "The things that they could do to us... and if they're trying to turn everyone into perverts, they must be quite the perverts themselves."
"Rias..." Sona said warningly.
"Why, we might be left in a state of perpetual ahegao," Rias moaned, grabbing herself and shuddering. "Can you imagine it?"
"The question should not be if I can imagine it," a familiar voice said. Koneko had arrived again, apparently recovered from her smacked bottom. "The question you should ask is why you should not imagine it."
"Bad kitty!" Sona said, and put the naughty cat over her knee and began to spank her again - "Wait, what am I doing?!"
"If you don't know what you're doing, then how can I?" Koneko replied, wiggling her tush invitingly for Sona to continue pummelling. As if she felt any pain from it at all! Come to think of it, she was just doing the same thing Rias had earlier on! She pushed Koneko off her lap - or tried to. This tiny girl was very strong. "On and off? Off and on? Now wonder you're so confused. Perhaps if I turned you on...?"
"I've got it," Rias said. "Let me deal with her."
Cue Rias leaning down to stroke Koneko's belly. Of course. Cat's hate having their bellies touched! It's why they lie on their backs when in front of someone they trust. It's telling them they trust them implicitly, by exposing their weakest and most sensitive area!
Yep, that's why Rias was going for Koneko's exposed belly right now. Rubbing it with her hands. Circling her navel. Flexing her fingers in a weirdly erotic motion. Making it seem less like she was rubbing the belly and more like she was
It was not just because she was horny and wanted to see her little kitty squirm in pleasure. Of course not, perish the thought! "We'd probably be back at the ORC if we'd gone straight there instead of waiting for the girls to get out of the locker room," Sona said. She took a deep breath -
Then sputtered when smoke filled her lungs. Turning around, she looked up to see... Akeno, dressed up as what can only be described as a slutty caterpillar. Tight green dress, with a plunging neckline that was so open that it needed strategically placed smoke as the only thing covering her nipples.
"Then again, you might have met even more zany characters along the way," Akeno said, punctuating every third syllable with a big lungful of smoke that just so happened to come out as a sesxy version of the letter she was emphasising. For example, a capital A with really hot legs, or an I with boobs - you get the idea.
"Nope! " Sona said. "No, no, no. This is too silly. I will not endure Akeno as a sexy version of the smoking caterpillar "
"Why?" Akeno gasped, causing a large slutty letter Y to appear in smoke form.
"I said, no!" Sona warned, grabbing the cigarette and stamping on it. "And no smoking on school grounds either. Enough of that. This is very silly, and the Alice in Wonderland theming has gone on too long now. It's not funny, you're not really doing it for the sake of anything but doing it now."
"Aww, but Sona! Do you know how hard I practised?" Akeno whined. "Oho, but then again, with the smoke out of the way... perhaps you wanted to see my -"
"Cut that out already! Rias! We're Castling to the ORC! Now!"
"But... But I've not had half the focus I should," Akeno pouted. "I mean, I'm perfect for this kind of adventure... Oh well."
- Issei tries to find Kiba.
- Rias, Sona, Koneko and Akeno return to the ORC.
- As if things aren't bad enough, some Holy Swords have arrived to investigate something local... and found something else weird going on around here.
- Kiba is on a mission for ass. His inner pervert is finally free to do what he likes.
- Meanwhile, it turns out that Gasper is being affected by the outside events in some way.
- Something else
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