"You ever get the feeling we just finished our first arc?" Ranma asked as he sat down for dinner.
But instead of answering Akane motioned for him to shuch. "The meta thing is really starting to bug some people. Let's try to go the rest of the episode without breaking the fourth wall.
Eh, that sounded like a good plan to him. Ranma took his seat and made a strong point of ignoring that both Nabiki and Akane were sitting right next to him. As in, close enough that their shoulders and his shoulders couldn't even let a particle of light through. While Kasumi was sitting opposite him with her foot under the table aimed straight for his happy place.
Deep breath, Ranma. Deep breath. Don't cause a scene. Focus on the delicious smelling food, and not the sisters hoping to jump your bone. Your belly needs a-filling and where the hell was his plate?
As if he needed to ask. A certain panda was quite obviously wolfing it down having appropriated Ranma's well earned meal. "Pops, give that back!" Ranma yelled, lunging forward and just to show how tightly the Tendo sisters were next to him there was an audible popping noise when he tried to move.
The large Panda raised a sign over his head that said:
<b>“If you want it, fight for it”</b>
There was a second of pause as Ranma read the text, and the animal took the chance to hit him over the head with the sign. Then the Panda turned it around.
<b>”No getting distracted boy!”</b>
"Oh my, it's so refreshing to see such a strong relationship between father and extremely handsome and sexy son."
Meanwhile, Soun filed that away in his 'I misheard that' box and quietly resumed eating his dinner, continuing to repress all the sexy shenanigans his beloved daughters were attempting to push forward with his best friend's son. After all, there was no way that his sweet wife’s girls could ever develop such desires, certainly not until they had gotten marriage! Sure, he wanted to have some grandchildren someday, but that was still quite a way off.
Now, this must surely raise the question of what exactly Soun thought would happen when one of his daughters married Ranma, but that is neither here nor there. What is here is a scrap between father and son, and what's there is a koi pond. Here is about to become there, if you catch my meaning.
One splash later? Exit, the reasonably handsome young man. Enter, the hot piece of ass.
"I will never, ever get used to this," Akane whispered. She fidgeted in her seat, eyes focused laserlike on Ranma. Not any particular part of her. Just. Ranma in a general sense. "Gimme some of that."
"I would give everything I own for a chance to lick that water off her body," Nabiki said, anxiously rubbing her thighs with her hands. The other two nodded in agreement, and Soun chose to interpret that as a mundane observation about the weather.
"Alright pops, now you asked for it," Ranma said. She lifted her shirt up a bit to ring out some water, incidentally flaunting that impossibly fit tummy in the process.
"More delicious than anything I ever baked," Kasumi whispered while running her hands down the sides of her neck.
But Genma scoffed, and held up a sign. "Hah, boy! If you think your cursed form's sexual wiles will distract me from this food, you have another thing coming!"
To that, Ranma rolled her eyes. "Hey girls! If you get me my food back, you get a free kiss!"
You may have seen this kind of moment in anime before, dear reader. Where something happens to motivate the hero to push through their boundaries while in the presence of a superior foe? Enabling them to accomplish feats that seemed impossible not five minutes before, raising them up, escalating them to new and brilliant heights. Their eyes shine with an awesome power, their auras flare up with virtuous intent, the music swells up dramatically - Then you get a To Be Continued and throw your shoe through the screen.
Yeah, this was nothing like that. The three Tendo girls simply twitched, shot to their feet and Got To Work with only one thought on their mind: Ranma hadn't specified where would be kissed, or who would be doing the kissing.
Poor Genma had no chance. He almost felt like years back, when he had been a young man and gotten into a sparring match with his wife. It wasn't that he couldn't beat her, it was more that it really wouldn't be proper for him to, you know, hit her at all. And that's where Ranma got it from, which answered a question nobody asked because the answer was bleeding obvious.
Plus, if he actually dared to hurt one of these girls, he was pretty sure Soun would flip out and try to murder him violently. His old friend may have been a peaceful person at heart, but he was also deeply protective of family. It might even be enough to snap him out of his 'daughters being perverted' induced fugue state.
In any event: Nabiki went right for Genma's legs while Akane clotheslined him, Kasumi caught the plate without spilling a drop and then the three of them proceeded to stomp down on him as though he were a pinata in the shape of a certain endangered animal.
"Your dinner, Ranma," Kasumi said. Then she pulled down her dress and smeared fish paste all over her cleavage. "Oh dear how clumsy of me, now you'll have to eat it directly from my body."
"Kasumi! It's not like you to be so wasteful with food!" Akane said, right before picking up meat from the plate and laying it on her stomach, even as she lay down on the grass outside. "Honestly big sis, if you're going to ask Ranma to eat off your body you should at least do something like this."
"You're both thinking too small time," Nabiki said. She stepped out of the kitchen with a bottle of honey, and not a stitch of clothing on her. It was quite obvious what she'd done at a glance. She'd glazed herself. "Once he's finished with dinner, Ranma's gonna want dessert. Right, honey?"
Soun was well and truly in his happy place now. Ah yes, it was so nice to have a regular, normal dinner. Of course, he hadn't quite figured out yet that this would be the 'normal' dinner he'd be having from now on. No, he was just happy that his girls got along so well with his old friend’s son. Oh, the engagement was such a success, he couldn’t wait until the schools were united and he could enjoy his retirement.
As for Ranma and dinner... she knelt down and slurped up the meat from Akane's tummy in a single go, cleaned Kasumi's chest off as soon as she walked up to the older girl, then had Nabiki licked clean of honey in about ten seconds flat. This done, she patted her tummy and stretched out her limbs.
"Well, that was nice. I'll give you girls that kiss once I've changed back to a guy. Sound good?"
"Yessshhhh..." all three sisters moaned. Even that little contact had left them feeling giddy.
Ranma herself didn't seem to be affected at all by the experience... but the instant she was out of sight, she collapsed against the counter with sweat dripping from her brow.
"Those girls are way too cute for their own good," she said to herself. "Man, if I wasn't so hungry I might've done more than eat the food off of them."
Calm down. Compose herself. She wasn't gonna give into her lust, no matter how hot this cursed form might be. I mean, sure, she'd rocked that one girl's world but that was entirely and completely down to it being a martial arts contest. Which she'd won. Handily! Heh.
But if Ranma thought that would be the end to the random sexy dinner just because she'd had dinner and dessert, then she had another thing coming.
- The sisters take full advantage of the free kiss.
- Shampoo arrives now, while Ranma's all heated up. Is it even possible for him/her to resist the amorous Amazon?
- Friends come to visit.
- Nodoka arrives super early.
- Something else
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