Story: Curvy Rei

Had Shinji thought about how scared he was yet? No? How about how freaked out he was? Multiple super-sexy Reis popping up out of nowhere, seducing him and Asuka as easily as breathing, and now Asuka was walking around completely naked without seeming to care that he could see everything.

And boy, did he mean everything.

"Shinji," Kaji warned without turning around. "It's rude to stare."

He was about to ask how Kaji knew he'd been staring, but decided it might invite Asuka's wrath. As mentally rattled as she clearly was right now, this was hardly the time to draw attention to the fact that his gaze had been carefully tracing the length, breadth and gradient of her curves.

"You tell him, Kaji!" Asuka said in that exaggerated girlish tone she always seemed to use around her longtime crush. Not that it seemed to have anything like the effect she intended. "He's always checking me out whenever I wear my plugsuit. It's disgusting the way he leers at me when he thinks I can't see him."

Right. Except you kind of aren't wearing a plugsuit right now.

"Honestly, it's a little bit disturbing a detail like that would make it into what's obviously some sort of freaky dream," Asuka said aloud. "Maybe subconsciously I want him to acknowledge how pretty I am? No, no! If I wanted that kind of acknowledgment, I'd go for someone a lot cuter and more willing to fool around. Not that Dummkopf."

Which is the moment where Shinji had a rare tactical observation. He really wasn't the sort to think of them, you see. His insights into people tended to end at "Why do they think I suck?" or "What are they trying to manipulate me into doing?" However. Right now Asuka's soul was as bare as her tall, thin, still-wet-from-the-shower body. Even he couldn't miss something like this.

"Asuka, maybe you could resolve that sexual tension by going out of your way to put on clothes?" Shinji suggested. "I mean, it's just a dream, and -"

"And here are some clothes you can wear," Kaji interrupted. He patted her on top of her head and handed her a big padded leather jacket. "It's not much, but under the circumstances it's the best we can do."

"Oh, if you say so, Kaji!" Asuka fluttered her eyes at him and slipped on the jacket. It was much, much bigger than her. Went all the way past her waist and down to her thighs quite easily. She zipped it up, and Shinji's boner went 'aww' while his conscience went 'yay'. Still. It looked as though Kaji had saved the day once again.

"Good thinking, Shinji!" Kaji suddenly said, while handing Shinji another jacket that he took with great delight and relish. "Playing on her own insecurities like that is pretty much the only way to make little Asuka do anything she doesn't want to do."

"Huh?" Shinji gasped. "You - You're just saying that to make me feel better."

"Maybe a little," Kaji admitted. The most honest admission Shinji had heard in a while. "But it really was a good idea. Remember. There's a difference between hearing what someone's saying, and listening to it. Maybe the two of you would get on better if you listened to each other, instead of just hearing each other?"

"Yes, that's probably true! And it also means their bizarre mating ritual will reach its conclusion much, much quicker. Good thinking, Kaji!"

"Well, thank you, but I'd rather that they didn't... Mate..."

Kaji's voice trailed off, and whatever confidence he'd been trying to install in Shinji evaporated almost instantly upon looking at their surroundings. There had to be about three guards in front of them, three guards behind, and all of them had their guns trained on the trio. And, just a tiny bit more concerning, standing at the head of the guards was a certain very womanly figure wearing very familiar clothing. Another Rei, wearing Misato's uniform.

"Hi, Kaji!" the Rei said. Her cheeks were tinged with a slight blush. "Heading to the control room, were we? Ah, such a shame. It looks like we'll be beating you there."

"Hello, Rei," Kaji calmly said. Cool as ever. "Those are familiar clothes you're wearing."

"You like?" the Rei said, giving a slight twirl that was, in effect, absolutely mesmerising. "Please, call me Beer. It's what Misato named me before I took her clothes."

"For your sake, I hope you've -"

"If you've hurt her, I'll kill you!" Shinji suddenly said. The anger was explosive. It came out of nowhere, all at once, and even made Asuka and Kaji leap. Beer too. His palms were hurting, and it took him a second to realise why: His fingernails were digging into them to the point they were about to draw blood.

"Oh, that protectiveness for your mother figure," Beer said, fanning herself down with her hand. "It's making me all hot and bothered... But you're not feeling the burn of lust, are you? How adorable. Your anger is keeping you from getting horny." She tugged on her collar, revealing a touch more of that creamy, inviting and soft flesh. Stay strong, Shinji! Stay angry! "Well, you don't need to be so adorably upset. Your dear Misato is safe and sound. We don't intend to hurt you, not a single one."

"Pft, that's quite a conflicted message you're sending," Asuka tutted in her usual attention-seeking, arrogant manner. "All these guards pointing guns at us? Hey, numbskulls! Snap out of it. Think of where you're pointing those things."

"Asuka, I don't think they're thinking with their upper head right now," Kaji said. "This lovely vixen is using her raw sex appeal to influence them in some way."

"Ah, how smart of you, Kaji! You noticed that," Beer said. She leaned over slightly, and Shinji felt his fury wither while something else started growing a little bit harder. "A quick little smoochy smooch and sucky suck, and they'll do anything I ask." Beer tilted her head and smiled brightly, in the same genuine way Misato would. "I also notice you're putting your hands in your pockets. Pinching yourself to keep from falling under my spell? That will only last for so long."

"In that case -" Asuka said, and, with a speed that was frankly terrifying, rushed forward with her fist drawn back and a smirk of triumph on her face. "Those horny bozos won't dare fire and risk hitting you if I'm up close and -"

Which is the moment when, impossibly, they did actually open fire. Something hit Asuka square in the small of her back, and it made her stumble in a rather less graceful manner than the redhead intended to move. That same something landed right at Shinji's feet. Strange. That didn't look like a bullet.

"Oh, Asuka!" Beer sighed, stepping forward and letting the girl land face first right into a freshly exposed magnificent bosom. Which honestly made Shinji twitch slightly in jealousy that he tried desperately to contain. "They're not firing live rounds, you silly goose. Did I not say I didn't want to hurt any of you? You should take Kaji's advice about active listening."

"Mmmmf!" Asuka whimpered. She tried to pull her face out from between those overstuffed melons, but in so doing made the mistake of letting her hands rest upon Beer's boobs. Needless to say, the motion of those hands turned less from pulling and more into groping a few seconds later. And then the "Mmmm" turned rather less angry, and rather more like she was eyeing a delicious meal.

"As I was saying," Beer said, standing there fully confidently with her hands on her hips and triumph on her lips. Her manner was so like Misato, that for a moment Shinji couldn't even see the blue hair anymore. "Why don't you let us help you out? You're all so terribly stressed and repressed. My, my! It's not healthy for any of you."

"Thanks but no," Kaji firmly said. "I don't know what your deal is, but if you're having to use some weird mind-influencing effect, it can't possibly be any good for anyone."

"Suit yourself," Beer shrugged. Asuka let out a little muffled yelp of delight. "Oh, look over there! A blank copy just waiting to be Kaji'd up. Over here! Tee hee, this is going to be delightful!"


A naked Rei wearing a bemused expression strode out past the guards, looking around at everything as though it was all brand new. Just like the others they'd seen. Her standing so close left Shinji feeling completely light headed. The way she moved, the way she looked at him... He couldn't even feel concerned for Misato anymore. All Shinji wanted to do anymore was reach out and touch that irresistible skin...

"Ooh, that's right, Kaji!" Beer taunted, while biting the end of her finger seductively. "Either let Shinji succumb to his building lust, or let her touch you instead. She'll template on your personality and skillset. I wonder what name you shall give her? Once you do, we'll go and meet up with Misato again. Then you can impregnate her, and Shinji can impregnate Asuka. Everyone wins, and the human race will become even stronger -"

A series of gunshots interrupted her, and all of a sudden Shinji realised there were rubber bullets flying all around. The guards dropped like flies, and soon enough even Beer was dropped to the ground. And through the gunfire, a certain set of words were being said by a furious, exhausted voice, with the shots punctuating each and every single word.

"Stay. Away. From. My. Kids. You. Perverted. Bitch!"

"Well, Misato! It's about time!" Kaji said. "I knew whatever that girl had done to you, it couldn't possibly take the likes of you -"

Well. Of all the things Shinji had expected to see today, the sight of a naked, sweat-drenched Misato suddenly dropping her gun and pinning Kaji to the wall with the clear intention of trying to extract his tonsils with her tongue...

"Pardon me," the other Rei said. "Misato. Might I advise alerting the base to the nature of the threat, and then indulging in basic human impulses?"

"Huh?!" Shinji gasped. "R-Rei? Are you the real Rei?"

"Depending on your definition -"

"Oh, verdammt! It's her, alright!" Asuka said. "No mistaking it! Only the real Rei Ayanami could sound that dull and uninterested. Could someone get this whore off me? The last thing I need is to start thinking about how much I want Ikari's limp noodle inside me."

"Um... Yeah, that sounds like a good idea..." Shinji said. "Maybe tie her up as well? Then we could at least figure out a little more about what's going on."

He cast a glance at the two supposed adults in the room. It seemed to him as though Kaji had finally succumbed to the lustful influence the Reis were having. Or maybe it was just Misato. She might not be as supernaturally hot as the Reis were, but there was not one single thing wrong with her body that he could see. And he was seeing a lot more of it than he'd ever counted on.

"M-Maybe we should also find clothes for Misato?" Shinji said. "And, um, Rei too. I guess? I'm seeing a lot more of people today than I think any of us feel comfortable with..."

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