Shutaro Mendo felt a little bit silly putting on this uniform. Alas, he could see the logic in putting it on. It was only fair, and certainly a price worth paying for the bounty that was in store - Ahem! That is to say it was only polite for him to change uniforms when the girls he'd be spending the day with were doing the same thing. It was a truly gentlemanly thing to do.
"Why is this blasted thing so big?" he asked, pulling the jumper over his head. While the material was comfortable enough to suit even his high standards, the size was clearly too large. Why, his arms weren't even long enough to fit through the sleeves! Mendo quickly pulled it on so he stayed in the darkness for a minimum possible time - and then let out a rather childish sniffle.
"A-alright," he nervously said. "I'd better get along to cataloging the effect those cute uniforms h-have on all those gi-girls!"
He slipped out of the closet he'd changed in. Not the best place for him but, alas, in a girl's school he'd had to make do. There was a throng of girls gathered outside the door. As if they'd been waiting for him. Hah! As if they had been. But of course, it was only natural that they would -
"Dawwww! He's so cute!" a girl yelped, leaping in to pinch his cheeks. Ah! How forward! How sudden! How... scandalous that she would have so many buttons left undone on this blouse!
"Look at his sleeves! They're too big for him! Dawwww!" another girl cooed.
"Hey, little cutie!" another girl whispered. "You look lost. Want to come with me and get even more lost later on?"
There was a sound like a cracked whip that drew all of their attention. Even Mendo's, which is quite the feat: To draw the attention of one of his family was normally to invite either doom or glory. In this case though, the boy found himself staring at Asuka with her hand raised in the air, staring up at her hand in surprise.
"All I did was snap my fingers..." Asuka said. "Gosh. It sounded like a thunderbolt."
Then she lowered her gaze and those two starry eyes fell upon Mendo. Then her other hand settled comfortably on her hip and she walked towards him with confidence that he'd never seen in her before. Normally, she was quite the timid girl. Cute and helpless, even though she could bench a tank. None of that wavering fear was present now. Asuka had gained full control of herself and a confidence she had desired, but never realized she had lacked. It was as hot as hell.
The girls parted away from Mendo as if they were the Red sea and Asuka was Moses. Or perhaps like a group of insects skittering away from a piece of food when something was thrown among them. Not that Mendo could blame them. He suddenly felt strangely put on the spot and even though Asuka was about a head smaller than him she seemed to tower over him.
On reaching him Asuka stuck out a finger and placed it under Mendo's chin. Tears welled up in his eyes for no reason that the boy could tell, and a strangely stern look fell upon Asuka's face.
"This is supposed to be cute?" Asuka said. "Huh? I don't see anything cute or handsome about this <i>thing</i>."
Then she tweaked his nose and dragged him across the corridor. "Ow! Ow! Asuka! W-What are you doing?"
"Bullying you, Big Brother," Asuka said, walking in front of him with that same cocky walk. One hand on hip, the other firmly crushing Mendo's nose. "Gosh, I'm really sorry. I don't know why but I really want to -"
Then she picked him up and dropped him inside of an inexplicable human sized vase that was in the middle of the corridor for absolutely no good reason. Complete with a label politely asking the students to not dropped within it.
"Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm s-scared!" Mendo cried. As per usual. But this time there was even more tears than usual, if that could be believed.
"There, there big brother," Asuka said, hoisting him out and cradling the boy in her arms. "Gosh, I really don't know why I did that. But whenever I look at your face I feel this overpowering urge to -"
Cue a dropkick that sent Mendo flying right outside and into a well that was set up within the school grounds for some reason. Well, not directly into the well. First Mendo bounced off a sign that read "Warning: Dark cramped well. Do not use to bully woobie students." Then he landed in the well! See how helpful it is to be precise in your details?
"Wah! It's really dark! Really cramped! And due to the position I landed in the mud it looks like I soiled myself! Wahhh!"
Asuka reached down an arm and - somehow - pulled him out until the sobbing boy was hanging onto her for dear life. Which was odd, if you ask anyone that knows him. Usually the sight of a pretty girl would be enough to help him hold back his phobia. “There there, I’ll be here for you.” She cooed, pressing his head into her chest. The fact that she was the one to put him in that situation was oddly ignored by both of them.
"That's a good boy," Asuka cooed. "Let it out! Yes, that's right. Even though it's your own fault for landing in that well, and for having cheeks that desperately need... Pinching!"
"Eeeh! Asuka! You're pinching a little too hard!" Mendo complained. What was this treatment? Even Moroboshi treated him with more respect than this! Ah! But for some reason, it wasn't entirely unpleasant either. This feeling of being bullied was actually kind of... refreshing?
"Tee hee," Asuka tittered. Then she dropped him on the ground. "So? So? What's Big Brother doing paying a visit to my school today? It's something to do with these new uniforms, right?"
“I.. I need to (hic) take notes on your fellow (sob) student's reactions to the new uniforms A-Asuka.”
"Eh, is that so?" she asked, reaching down to once again raise his chin with her mighty finger. He could no more resist it than he could hold back the tides. Even a Mendo couldn't do that. "Big brother, for some reason the idea of you watching those other girls strut around in their cute new uniforms makes me feel <i>angry”</i>
Mendo pulled out a notebook, “Thinking about me looking at other girls makes Asuka angry when she’s we-wearing that uniform.” He noted down, a Mendo will always accomplish their task after all, even if it was a bit difficult in this outfit
As if to prove the point, a trio of girls in rather short skirts strutted by, waving seductively at Mendo. Asuka scowled and grabbed the notebook from him, then hauled him to his feet.
"Big brother! I only want you looking at me today!" Asuka insisted. "I shall investigate the effect on the other girls for you! After all, I know them better than you do, don't I?"
There was a kind of logic to that. Then again, his Mendo pride was insisting that he should be the one to fulfill the task given to him. Ah! But Asuka had his notebook! He tried to reach for it, but Asuka put her hand on his forehead and eaisly held him at distance.
"Waaaah! Gi-give it back!" he cried.
Then Asuka took her hand away, and Mendo got himself a face full of booooooobs. Asuka's breasts. Asuka's bullying breasts.
"There there Big Brother," Asuka stroked his hair. "It seems as though you understand. Watch me carefully now! I'll do you proud, and then I'll bully you some more."
Bully... him... some more? Asuka pushed him away and then began to strut off right in front of him. Her hips swaying in a way that would catch any man’s eye, in particular her “big brother’s” eye. Mendo tried to straighten himself out to give himself at least a touch of dignity. Alas, that was basically impossible in these clothes. All he could do was meekly follow after, with that body quickly absorbing every little bit of his attention and thoughts.
If he wasn't careful then by the end of the day, he might come to associate the word 'bully' with something quite opposite of its usual meaning. But then, when did anyone ever know Shutaro Mendo - or any of the troublemakers at Tomobiki High - for being careful?
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At first Ran had thought this was a silly idea. An experimental uniform trial? Pft! How ridiculous! Ah, but that lasted right up until she actually saw the uniform. A cute maid design that she could barely wait to try out!
That morning the first thing she'd done after showering that morning was hold it up against herself while looking in a mirror. "Why Ran, you noticed," she said to herself while mimicking a curtsey. "Why yes, this is a new set of clothes. Tee hee!" She turned and kicked up backwards. “Oh Master Rei what would you like me to get!” She said with a giggle, imagining herself serving him with her wonderful maid uniform.
That giggle quickly became a bout of maniacal laughter that revealed Ran's true personality. Then just as quickly the laugh halted, as her fantasy about Rei ended, as most of them tended to these days, with Rei trying to eat her. She pouted at that. She really needed to put her imagination in check again.
"Oh well!" she shrugged. "I'd best get ready for school."
Ran was the kind of girl who was cute and knew it. She played it up. The innocence, the naivete. In actuality she was a pretty nasty piece of work. Vindictive, cruel, temper on a hair trigger. But a funny thing happened when a girl like that put a uniform like that on. A funny thing that didn't become apparent until she stepped outside of her home and immediately caught sight of a young boy sneezing. Normally she would make an effort to avoid that boy like the plague in case she caught some nasty Earth germs. But today -
"Here you go!" she said, thrusting a handkerchief into the boy's face. "Now blow!"
The boy blew his nose into the handkerchief. Ran patted him on the head and sent him on his way, then resumed skipping off to school.
Yes folks, that's right. Ran was genuinely trying to be helpful. Now, there's not an awful lot that can go wrong with something like that. Maybe an overprotective parent (rightfully) gets a bit suspicious, but no real harm is done.
"Wah! Kitty is stuck in a tree!"
On the other hand taking a chainsaw to a tree that a cat was stuck in was a little bit of overkill. With the chainsaw still running in one hand she handed the shell-shocked kitty to the blank eyed little girl. “Here you go you sweetie! Tee-hee!” Ran patted the girl on the head and skipped off, heedless of the years of therapy she would require.
In many ways this was scarier than her true personality. Which did get the chance to peek out when she caught a man littering, and she gave him a stare that made her seem like a demon come to eat his soul and for the litter to disintegrate on the spot out of shame.
"W-Wait, no! I really don't need help!" cried a man whose shirt Ran was trying to iron. While he was wearing it.
"Oh my, now this really will not do at all sir!" Ran insisted. "Whatever will your colleagues think of you to see you in a crinkled shirt?"
All in all it was a miracle she made it to school on time. And without being arrested either! In point of fact - due in part to the laws of narrative convenience - Ran just so happened to arrive at school at the same time that Lum and her Darling arrived at school. To her annoyance the Oni girl was wearing the same uniform type as her! Out of the four available it had to be the same?!
Now, if anything was capable of snapping her out of the spell cast by the uniform, it would surely have to be Lum. "Kukuku!" Ran cackled. "So, Lum... Is that how it's going to be?!" The aura around Ran turned darker, twisted, more wicked and malevolent. Storms gathered in the sky above and Ran's eyes seemed to become a pale white. Her lips turned up in a crooked smile, her tongue stuck out and seemed forked. "You think that you are the superior maid, you oni slut?! Nooooo! I shall outdo you! My appeal as a maid is superior to yours! Bwahahahahahaha!"
Never before had such a dramatic proclamation been made over something so stupid. Yet the day had only just begun. Who knows what further depths of foolishness it could bring forth?
- Ataru struggles to resist Lum's appeal.
- Ataru feels the urge to use the badge again. Time to return to his role.
- Shinobu somehow discovers the existence of the Badge of Authority.
- Ran begins to use her 'appeal' to prove how superior she is.
- Meanwhile, other girls are trying out their uniforms.
- Something else
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