Stop me if you've heard this one.
There was a cute and precocious little girl who wanted to be an okonomiyaki chef just like her daddy. Then one day they met a travelling martial artist, who had a son about her age. They hit it off like a house on fire. Two energetic tykes who had so much fun playing around. Then the boy's father cons the girl's father, causing the girl to swear revenge even to the point of throwing away her femininity so she could focus entirely on becoming strong enough.
Then within about two days of catching up with that boy ten years later she falls in love with him all over again. Which lasted right up until the point where she met a real man, and fell in love with... sexual humiliation.
What, you thought she was in love with Kuno? Hah. His dick maybe. But Ukyo's heart well and truly belonged to netorare. And oh, but there was so much to go around! Yet Ukyo could tell that even in this situation there could be more. So much more!
She was beside Ranma before she knew it. The boy was still naked, still confused from the deep and thorough dicking his girl form had received from Kuno. Still staring after him as the kendoist approached Akane Tendo. A normally prudish girl who was so overtaken by the intense heat from Kuno and 'Ranko's' coupling that even she couldn't help but masturbate like her life depended on it.
"Ah, my fierce Goddess," Kuno sighed. "I see that you are preparing yourself for our time together."
"W-wait a second, it's not like that!" Akane yelped in surprise. "R-Ranma, are you really gonna sit there and watch?!"
Now, it would have been enough to point out that Akane had merely 'sat and watched' while Kuno had his way with Ranma's girl form. But... No. Ukyo had other plans.
"How about it Ranma?" Ukyo asked. "Are you going to give it a try? Head on over there and save your cute, sexy fiance before Kuno ravishes her?"
As expected, the boy turned scarlet. Oh, really hun! Here it comes. Any moment now he'd say something he'd immediately regret, and then - "Cute? Sexy?" he yelped. "What's cute and sexy about that tomboy?"
Ding dong! Foot in mouth syndrome strikes again. Look at that expression on Akane's face! Look at her puffing out her cheeks!
"Hey! I'm plenty cute!" Akane yelled back. "And I have so much sex appeal it would knock you on your butt if you saw even half of it!"
"Well, I can see plenty of you right now and it's not doing much for me," Ranma quickly replied. Hah! The two of them were like a well oiled machine. That is, if that machine produced and bounced around insults aimed at your significant other.
"Ignore his vile tongue," Kuno requested. "Let me show you how a real man uses his tongue to satisfy his significant other."
But neither Akane nor Ranma paid him any heed. They were too caught up in their pissing match to notice. Just as Ukyo had intended. Licking her lips, she climbed on top of his lap and gently, gently, guided his comparatively tiny dick inside of her pussy.
"I see how it is!" Akane snorted derisively. "You're that kind of guy, huh? You'd rather fool around with your buddy Uchan than admit that I'm cu-uuuuuuuute!"
That sound, ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of an uncute tomboy losing her virginity to a beefy, hunky stud muffin Take it to heart and remember it well, for it is not a sound often heard within this mortal realm. Without a hint of resistance Kuno flipped Akane over so she was on her hands and knees, then began to gently rock his hips, fucking her in the most picture perfect doggy style form that has ever occured in the history of the world.
"Can't admit to something that's not true!" Ranma replied, reflexively humping his hips in a fairly decent attempt to simulate sex with - Oh, his dick actually was inside.
"Big mouth, tiny penis! Oh, right there!" Akane yelled/moaned. "So deep! How is it so deep?"
Ukyo smirked triumphantly. Oh yeah, that's the stuff! Humiliate each other. Insult each other. Berate each other! It didn't even matter how insignificant Ranma's junk had turned out to be, so long as these two kept on using their tongues to mock each other's sexual talents while getting off from someone else? Oof! It didn't really matter how thoroughly unsatisfying this experience was otherwise - but maybe it was time to stir things up a bit?
"She's right you know," Ukyo said, feeling a thrill at seeing his response. "To think I waited ten years to feel this inside of me! What a let down!"
"Huh?!" Ranma grunted. She could see it in his eyes. The well of pride, a fire lit. He set his brow steady, took a firm hold of her firm buttocks and began to grind even more into her. It felt more like a bucking bronco than a stiff dicking. "How about now?"
"Ugh, no chance! Kuno's a much better lay!" Ukyo said, putting her hands on his shoulders and easily pushing him back. "Right, Akane?"
"Ahhhh! Ahhhh, yes!" Akane screamed. "More, give me more! Don't stop for anything!"
Ukyo grinned. She didn't even need to be able to hear that to have a pretty good idea of what was going on back there. "So sugar? Is that all you got? 'Cause I don't want no excuses by the time we're through. You got it? How about you finally put that tomboy in her place once and for all?"
"Y-Yeah!" Ranma yelped. "Uh... You think that flat chest is going to be enough for him? Dream on!"
"K-Kuno seems pretty fond of it right now! And - mmmmmf! His fingers sure know what they're doing! How about him, Ukyo? How do Ranma's fingers feel on your breasts?"
Stop me if you've heard this one. Two tsundere idiots fall head over heels in love, but can't quite work up the courage to tell each other how they feel. And so...
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Kodachi Kuno was finally getting the respect and recognition that she deserved. Asuka, her hated rival. Humiliated unto the point of total subservience. Ryu, her new hunky boy toy. Why, she even had the services of this cute pig farmer Akari.
"Would you like a footrub, dearest?" Ryu asked, already moving into position to give her exactly that.
"Perhaps another hot drink?" Asuka asked.
"No, dumb bovine!" Akari yelled, tweaking Asuka's ear. "It's far too warm for something like that. You should be asking if she wants ice cream! Spoon fed to her on a silver - no, a golden spoon!"
"Ohohoho!" Kodachi laughed in to the back of her hand. "My, my! Wherever would I have been without you, Akari. You're the perfect teacher for such a wayward girl!"
And yet... There was something gnawing on the back of Kodachi's mind. This was good. In point of fact, this was tremendous! And yet, the ring on her finger was itching for more. More! More! It reminded her of that couple from earlier. The ice skaters. It was not right that they could be allowed to get away with mistreating her, now could it?
In which case...
"I have a better suggestion," Kodachi snapped her fingers and all three of them surrounded her with the proper, dutiful attention. "While it is a little late to engage in mischief at this time, why don't we prepare a little fun for tomorrow morning? A certain pair at Kolkhoz academy have irked me, and for this they must suffer. Tell me... Have any of you heard of the Golden Pair?"
- Meanwhile, Ranma and Akane continue to berate and belittle one another's sexual abilities. Much to Ukyo's amusement.
- Nodoka's view on all of this is...?
- Ukyo figures out a way to make the level of humiliation even higher.
- Meanwhile... Konatsu is worried about Ukyo and makes the mistake of investigating the Kuno residence.
- Something else
Good one. Couple of things I noticed:
ReplyDelete"Then the boy's father cons the girl's mother, causing the girl to swear revenge even to the point of throwing away her femininity so she could focus entirely on becoming strong enough." I think it should be "the boy's father cons the girl's father".
"H-He seems pretty fond of it right now! And - mmmmmf! His fingers sure know what they're doing! How about him, Ukyo?" I think it's supposed to be "How about him, Ranma?"
Thanks for pointing those out, much appreciated. Made some edits.
DeleteThis kind of edit is exactly why I put stuff on the blog first, to try and catch out errors like this.