Story: Rei Swarm

Risk assessment is an important life skill. Everyone needs it. Everyone uses it, even when they don't think they are. It goes simply: You evaluate the situation and then take reasonable steps to minimise any damage the might ensue.

"Oh no, she's escaped!"

"Forget subtlety, she's going to ruin our pla~ay!"

"Everyone against the door! We have to get out!"

Needless to say but some people have better risk assessment skills than others. In the case of the dummy plugs, I don't even know if you can call it risk assessment. For example, they all forgot about a little thing called "human crush" when they all rushed the big heavy metal door. On the other hand they didn't so much squash one another in this situation as they did 'meld into one another'. It was a bit of a cheat, but considering the feat of strength they'd need to shove this door open it was certainly more than warranted.

Trouble was that this was work. The Dummy Plugs got bored of work super, super easily. Hence, work quickly became play. Excuse me, pla~ay. Before long the panicked "heave-hos" became "who you callin a ho?" which in turn gave way to near mindless "Yaaaaay!"

Such activity did not go entirely unnoticed. The security team in charge of this section was given rather explicit instructions not to come down here unless absolutely necessary, and even then it would be your ass on the line. Even so, the sound of a muffled "yaaaaaay" and something pressing very hard against that door was exactly the sort of thing that, to the minds of security, seemed like it might well constitute an emergency.

So down they went. Guns at the ready. None of them actually knew what lay beyond, just that it was some great big secret. By now they'd all seen enough to have some pretty horrible things going through their minds, but they were brave men and women. They understood the importance of this facility. They would not let it fall without a fight! They were ready for anything!

It turns out that the set "anything" did not include "being drowned in a seemingly endless river of naked Rei clones."

The swarm was loose. Be afraid. Be very, very afra~aid.

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At this point Kaji was about 75 % sure he was asleep and having a really, really weird dream. Not a bad dream. Just, a weird dream. The distinction is an important one because of one key factor.

"Oh, it's you," Misato said to him, shuffling through papers while not wearing a stitch of clothing. "What do you want?"

The honest answer would normally get him slapped. The man blinked slowly and drank the sight in. He was pretty sure Misato's boobs weren't that big in real life. And he should know. He had spent an accumulated day's worth of time motorboating them. That kind of experience makes it hard to forget what they look like, and they didn't look like that.

Maybe he should pinch himself? On one hand, he had important things to do, on the other it would be a huge shame to leave this dream early. Misato leaned back, stretched out her arms and for a moment there Kaji forgot his own name.

"Aren't you cold?" he asked, testing out the waters a little bit.

"Actually, I'd say I'm pretty ho~ot. Don't you agree, Kaji?"

Yep. Hot. Nuclear hot. She dropped a paper. It almost looked deliberate. Then she bent over to pick it up and - divine. Truly an example of God's glorious works within this world. Or rather further evidence this was not reality, as Misato's rump wasn't half as nice as that. Nice, but not that nice!

Ahem!

“Have you.. changed something about your attire? You seem kind of different than normal Misato.”

In a situation like this, real or not, tact is the very best weapon of the guy who talks to women with any kind of expectation of getting laid. Not that he was trying to get laid right now.

"Oh, you noticed?" Misato sighed. "I'm trying out a new look. It's not too showy, is it? I do want to still seem professional."

Professional. Right. Professional <i>what</i> exactly?

“It is.. quite impressive.” Kaji said, not quite sure what words would be safe and which would end with a slap to the face. Even for a guy who had quite a bit of experience with the ladies like him this was new territory. “You look very mature like this.” Mature may be an understatement, it was like someone had taken the sliders for her body and pulled all of them up. Boob to max, ass to max, curves up to eleven!

And the thing that was throwing him off the most? That she was behaving as though all of this was perfectly normal. It was really making him question reality. Oh, and it was also making him glad that he had the foresight to close the door behind himself.

"Well, if you came here for nothing then you should at least get to w-work," Misato said. Curious, she spat the last word out as though it was poison. "my shoulders are a bit tense from all this pa~aperwor-rrrrrk. Put those nimble fingers of yours to good use."

Hrm. Well, at the very least he could mention why he was here while giving her a backrub. As much as there are jokes about men being unable to multitask, he could at least do that much.

Kaji stepped behind Misato and put his hands on her shoulders- and then everything went kind of funny there for a second.

"Teehee, this is fun!" Misato tittered while Kaji's mind was elsewhere. "The 'pretending things are normal' ga~ame is really really fun! Oh, what to do next? There are so many options. I know! how about the 'massage' game! I win if I can make you cum before you can finish telling me why you're here. And if I wi~in, then I'll ride your dick for the rest of the day. On the other hand if you wi~in, you get the prize of me riding your dick for the rest of the day!"

That seemed completely fair to Reisato. Nothing could be more reasonable. She adjusted herself in her seat, flipped up her hair, crossed her legs and snapped her fingers. A moment later Kaji blinked and set about rubbing Misato's shoulders. Her creamy, soft, smooth shoulders.

"I encountered Shinji and Asuka a little while ago," Kaji began. Gosh, her shoulders were so soft it felt like his fingers were sinking into her flesh. Another sign that something was wrong, perhaps he was really dreaming? Or hallucinating?

"Ohhh, why did you bring up those two? The way they argue makes my back hurt!" Misato whined. Kaji moved his hand down her back. Sure enough there was a knot of tension down there. Some things didn’t change even when sudden erotic transformations get involved. At least paperwork was still as bad as always. "So? What did they do this time?"

"They were acting strangely," Kaji began. Ah! The tension was getting worse! "Hold on, let me get rid of this tension first." It was a pretty bad one. The only way he was able to do anything about it was to knead Misato's back, rubbing up from the middle of her back all the way up to her shoulders and then spreading out the pressure to prevent the tension from gathering up again. Funny thing was though, every time he did this the tension seemed to be a little bit lower down her back. It was a good thing Misato had, for some reason, sat with the chair with the back perpendicular to her or this would have been really difficult for him.

“Ahhhh you are the best.. hmmm just like that.” The impossibly curvy woman said, a look of bliss on her face as she she squirmed under his touch. “Yes, that place is exactly where it is the worst.” Kaji nodded and closed his eyes for a moment to get a better feel of things for a bit. Then suddenly it felt like the tense body had become soft to his touch. Opening his eyes again, the man blinked in confusion at the sight of Misato now sitting with her face turned towards him.

And both of his hands grabbing and massaging her giant boobs. Though with the relaxed looked she was giving him, Misato didn’t seem to mind. “Good, just keep going, I could stand having you do this every day from now on.”

Huh? How had this happened? Misato was completely turned around now from the way she was sitting before, and he didn't close his eyes for more than a few seconds. Further, his hands had been on her back the entire -

Squeeze, squeeze.

"So?" Misato asked while slipping her hands around the back of Kaji's head. "What was so stra~ange about Shinji and Asuka's behaviour?"

"Uh?" Kaji grunted. He blinked slowly and tried his best to gather his thoughts. Not entirely easy when his dick was straining against his trousers something fierce. Heaven, when was the last time that he had been so close to a woman, a real woman that made him want to do things that could easily end with both of them in huge trouble? So long it made it hard for him to remember how to resist the temptation..

"Misato, are you sure you don't mind me doing this?"

"Why would I mind?" Misato asked, arching her breasts and pushing them up towards him even more. His hands twitched and he once again gave these mighty mammaries a squeeze. God, they were so soft, it was almost mind boggling.

“Ah.. well it was just a thought.” Kaji said, abandoning this line of conversation the moment it became obvious that there was nothing to learn. What should he do? Awkwardly, he stepped from one foot to the other, hoping that Misato wouldn’t notice his now rather obvious boner. On the other hand, with the way that she had reacted to her own nudity and his touch, maybe she would think it normal too?

"You didn't answer my question," Misato teased. "It's good that you're paying so much attention to making me feel good, but please don't ignore what I'm saying."

Huh? Oh, right. She'd asked what was strange about how Shinji and Asuka were - Misato began to suck on her index finger in a very sensual way. Though given the situation and her body, even a handstand would look sexy.

"Mustn't be important then," Misato said. "If you can't even remember something like that, you should get on with rubbing the tension out of me. It makes me feel so good when you pla~ay with my breasts like this, Kaji."

“W-while I am happy that you are enjoying yourself, there is something that needs your attention.” Kaji answered, trying to do his best to not think about what he was now massaging. Right, keep eyes on her face, finger licking was sexy, but not that sexy. He could deal with that. “These two were arguing, but instead of acting like always they started doing weird stuff to each other. Shinji actually started complimenting Asuka’s butt and then he - ” Kaji hesitated a moment before saying the next part. "He spanked her."

"Spanked her?" Misato asked. "What does that mean?"

Eh? Was she playing a prank on him? Her face gave the impression that she was totally serious and really had no clue what he meant, but that made even less sense than the current situation.. and that said something!

"Spanking," he repeated. "you know. Hitting someone's backside with the flat of your hand?"

"Hrm... I don't get it. Maybe you should show me?"

This was outside of common sense. No, even beyond that. It was outside of even dream logic! He couldn't quite accept this idea, that Misato didn't understand the idea of spanking. But there she was. Twisting out of his grip until she was lying across his lap. Naked. Unheeding of the erection poking into her belly button. Butt wiggling around in the air as if begging for a nice hard spank.

"Go on, Kaji!" Misato said. "I want to understand what Shinji is doing to Asuka, and why it's so stra~ange! Spank away to your heart's content, and I'll tell you when I get it."

He... probably shouldn't follow through on that. it rather felt as though Kaji were teetering on the edge of a cliff. One wrong move, one wrong spank and what was left of his self-control may very well be lost for quite a long time. He should say no, tell her to stop joking around, if worse came to it, paint a picture or something for her!

So why was he staring at her butt, one hand ever so slowly rising up into the air?

"Yaaaaaaay!"

That was the sound of a stampede going right by the room. Countless pairs of feet rushing down the corridor, the same voice yelling in unison. That was surreal enough to snap Kaji out of whatever spell Misato had placed on her. “What was that?” He asked aloud, staring across the curvy woman’s booty and towards the door. Even now one could hear voices and footsteps, slowly fading into the distance.

Then the door creaked open and, of all people, Rei Ayanami every bit as naked as Misato poked her head in through the door. "Oh, sorry! Didn't know you were pla~aying."

She closed the door, then almost immediately opened it up again. She looked at the two of them with great big shining puppy dog eyes. "Can- can I join in?" she asked.

1. The Rei joins in the fun, much to Kaji's confusion.
2. Gendo reacts to the Dummy Plug escape as only he can.
3. Meanwhile, Rei finds an excuse to exit Asuka without being noticed.
4. Rei keeps trying to get out of Asuka - but keeps getting interrupted!
5. Something else