Something wasn't quite right around here. Call it her feline instincts, but ever since she woke up Luna could not shake this feeling off... wrongness with the world. It wasn't the Dark Kingdom. That's not to say they weren't awake again: They were. It more... something else. Something intangible. It was irking her something fierce. Eating away at the back of her mind. The people seemed to be behaving fairly normally. Sure, there were a few people around who looked a little out of place but who was she to comment? It had been thousands of years, cultures change. It was a miracle that things were relatively understandable to her.
Still, there were little signs here there and everywhere that were tickling her senses. The little black cat creased its brow. Focusing on these issues right now wasn't the best course to take. The first thing she should do is find some allies. She could already sense one close by. Yes... Close, very close. That girl with the blonde hair tied up like a pair of buns walking off out of that school next to some ordinary redhead. No question of it. She was the one Luna wanted to speak to.
The only problem was, from what she'd seen so far talking cats were still a bit of an anomaly in this world. On that basis she elected to follow at a distance for now. Maybe she could get a chance to talk with her in an isolated place soon.
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This may come as a surprise, but every so often Usagi Tsukino did get really, really horny. To her view it was kind of inevitable. Playing around with perverted power like this, it had to be either be because she was a pervert or the stuff makes people randy. Lucky her for having such a cute understanding friend who didn't mind getting a thorough deep tonguing pretty much on command. Well, to be fair her impressive amount of perverted energy made it really hard for anyone to not be accepting of these sort of advances in the first place. Even when she didn’t try to use it, there was just sort of a spillover effect.
Now, she was fully capable of using her perverted power to set up a little private spot right here in the middle of the street. She could, in theory, do pretty much whatever she wanted right here and right now. Trouble was she couldn't be <i>entirely</i> certain some other pervert wouldn't be able to pierce through the veil and get their jollies off too. So Usagi typically preferred a much more private location to get her action. Her place wasn't any good 'cause she was pretty sure the little squirt was picking up the knack as well. Which left Naru's place.
Or if you want a better argument: Naru's place is also a jewelry store and sometimes her mother hired Usagi as a model. Sales always spiked on days she did that. On that note:
"Do you think your store could use a little nudging in sales today?" Usagi asked all innocence and purity.
"Ah, thanks for offering, but we already have a sale on right now," Naru said. "The store is swamped as it is. If you started modelling too, the place would be a fire hazard."
When they rounded the corner Usagi saw what she meant pretty much right away. The store was already teeming with people. Now, in a world that is kind of secretly run by perverts you might not expect that a jewelry store would still be a business with any real kind of profit. You'd probably expect places like swimsuit stores or places that sell random kinky things to be the most successful high street shops. Well, they were. But jewelry still had its place as well! I mean, the Osaka jewelry store was sandwiched neatly in between a massage parlour and a fitted catsuit shop (for all your event needs) but things like jewelry don't go out of style that easily. Perverted men like their women looking nice, and perverted women like looking nice for their men.
Even so: A sale would not usually be enough to bring this kind of foot traffic. For a bit there it felt like every time Naru and Usagi went to the front door someone was already going in or coming out.
"You weren't kidding..." Usagi whistled. Unconsciously licking her lips from the closeness to her pretty friend. She really needed to let some steam off.
“Yeah, it is kind of incredible. But you don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” Naru said, unaware of her friend’s desire but feeling a little hot due to sheer closeness.
Squirming a little with anticipation, Usagi strolled inside and quickly saw Naru's mother shilling diamonds. The woman was quite pretty, sort of looked like Naru probably would when she was older. In which case Usagi had something to really look forward to. "Hi Mrs Osaka!" Usagi waved.
"Yes girls, it is!" Mrs Osaka cheerfully called back. She waved at the two of them. Usagi smiled. She was really nice. "Ah, girls! Before you head upstairs, how about you try on some of these new broaches I bought? I think they'd suit you perfectly!"
Normally Usagi would jump at the chance. Right now, she wanted to get her rocks off. She grabbed Naru's hand and gently pulled her towards the stairs that went to the Osaka living space. Adding just a touch of perverted energy to her silent plea.
"Maybe later!" Naru cheerfully called back. She looked at Usagi and finally noticed the mood in the air. "Definitely later!"
"Good girl," Usagi whispered and set up a little privacy aura around herself and Naru. Heh. Having this much perverted power to burn is so exhilarating. Even the process of using it this way, to guide Naru up to her bedroom, was making her wet. She couldn't help but throw a little more weight into her steps, rocking her hips like she knew that sex was on the way. Because so far as she was concerned it -
"Oh no, dears. I simply must insist!"
-probably wasn't on the way.
Usagi stopped and looked at Mrs Osaka. Really looked at her. She was the same as ever, but somehow she was seeing right through Usagi's privacy field. It was weird. Impossible even. Usagi couldn't sense even the slightest little bit of perverted power or intent coming off her. And while the older woman wasn’t all that perverted, everyone who had reached puberty had at least some of it. Total absence meant an absolute lack of libido after all.
Usagi did her most devastating perverted attack. Well, come on: She wanted to be a superhero right? Of course she had an ultimate attack! That attack consisted of - a wink! The wink passed clean through the woman as if she wasn't even there and hit a customer behind her, who convulsed, twitched and came about two dozen times within the next three seconds. Then promptly dropped to the ground, a goofy smile on his face.
"Please dear, listen to your mother," Mrs Osaka said, slipping right by the two girls to stand in the way of the door leading upstairs. "Try on these broaches. Both of you. It'll really help boost sales further if you model for me today, Usagi..."
Nope! Not doing it! Usagi Tsukino was not the most observant person in the world. Hell, she didn't even cross the top 25% across the entire population of the planet. Regardless, her perverted instincts were telling her something was wrong here. That customer who she'd accidentally hit with her ultimate attack? He was still cumming - but he had also resumed shopping after the initial shock wore off.
"Oh, silly me!" usagi suddenly said. "I forgot something at school. Naru, you'd better come with me! You know how that groundskeeper gets sometimes. Hahaha! I'll be back soon Mrs Osaka!"
All of which came across as naturally as a machine, and was accompanied by Usagi running really super fast out the front of the store.
"H-Hey! What was that all about!" Naru whined, and it was a whine Usagi knew all too well. The whine of one who thought her world was about to get rocked, but then it wasn't. "Running out here like that all of a sudden - "
Usagi put her finger to Naru's mouth and the redhead went cross eyed. "Something's weird here," Usagi said. "You remember that month I was super into erotic mind control?"
"You made me think I was a professional stripper," Naru answered, a small sound of annoyance to her voice. Though it was clear that she didn’t mind too much, whether because she got off so hard, or as a side effect of the aforementioned mind control.
Yep, a professional stripper. Among other things that the girl didn't remember at the moment. Usagi was saving those memories for Naru's next birthday. Anyway!
"Those guys in there were acting really funny," Usagi said, nodding to herself like a character in a detective manga who had just solved the last mystery. Which meant that she needed a catchphrase! "The solution has appeared before my very eyes!"
“So you are saying my mum is using mind control powers to increase sales?” Naru asked, an eyebrow raised and giving her friend the sort of look that was normally reserved for drunk conspiracy theorists.
"Not sure. Need to check something..." Usagi mumbled. She looked around and squirmed a bit. Ooh, she'd stopped herself from getting off as well! Usagi didn't have the easiest time concentrating at the best of times, when she was this horny it was pretty much impossible! "Hey, buster! Yeah, you! Looking at the jewelry store!"
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Mamoru Chiba didn't trust ECCHI even half as far as he could throw them. I mean, okay. That's a bad bit of imagery. He couldn't throw the multiversal organisation very far at all, they were simply too big to even make the attempt. On the other hand it rather did make his point for him. He couldn't throw them at all and he trusted them even less than that.
It was all too convenient. They come. They set up trading routes. They put an end to conflicts the world over. And then over the years people become gradually more and more obsessed with sex.
They were up to something. Far be it from him to go into conspiracy theory territory here, but it seemed to him like they were turning people into perverts. Suggest the idea in public though and people would look at you like you'd just suggested you'd been abducted by aliens who were putting fluoride in water and controlling people's brains through radio signals that could be blocked by tinfoil.
In response Mamoru would look blankly back at such people and think 'Their name is ECCHI. Freaking ECCHI! Hello?! Am I the only sane person left on planet Earth here?'
To be fair, they had developed a method to use literal perverted energy to influence people’s desires. Basically, if you were a pervert, you automatically get a headstart on everyone else. This was, obviously, not really a good thing in his opinion.
None of which had anything to do with why he was staring so intensely at this jewelry store. He thinks. He's not sure. It might. Maybe? There's definitely something about it that's weird. Maybe it ties into the weird dreams he's been having of late? This weird calling coming from deep within his soul. A call to arms. A call to defend something dear to him. A call...
""Hey, buster! Yeah, you! Looking at the jewelry store!"
... from an annoying brat who was now standing directly in front of him and scowling up at him.
"Can I help you with something?" he asked.
"Am I pretty?" she asked.
"... Pretty insecure," he answered, turning away and starting to walk off. "I don't have time to deal with some -"
Some... Some... Gorgeous babe who was setting off buttons and levers in his brain that he didn't even know he had. Damn, all she was doing was stand there and giving him bedroom eyes while twirling a lock of her hair with one finger. He had taken longer to get hard when reading actual porn! All he'd done was glance over his shoulder while starting to walk away and she'd totally transformed almost right before his eyes.
"So we're clear, I'm using about one percent of my perverted power on you right now," Usagi said. Mamoru would later find out this was a lie. Usagi didn't properly understand percentages at all. She was actually using a tenth of a percent of her perverted power on him. "How does it make you feel right now?"
The correct answer was 'horny', but he could hardly admit that to such a beautiful creature. He honestly didn't know what to say.
"Well, your body is being honest at least..." the girl mumbled. "Okay! It's decided. You're going to help us work out what's going on with this jewelry store!"
"I am?" Mamoru mumbled.
"He is?" asked a redheaded girl. "Uh, I'm not too convinced there even is anything wrong here."
"I'm telling you, the customers are all being mind controlled! Maybe your mother too!" the stunningly beautiful girl yelled. Then she looked him up and down like he was a piece of meat. "By the way, you're really cute. My name is Usagi Tsukino, and I'll give you my phone number in a little bit. We really ought to hook up later on. Any complaints?"
Nope! Well, maybe the part where she was by her own admission making herself pretty much sexually irresistible by using the perverted power ECCHI had infested the world with, but too much of Mamoru's rational mind was pondering what would happen if she ever used her maximum amount of perverted power.
"Hold on, wait. Back up here, you think my mother is being mind controlled too?" Naru asked. "Why?"
"Because she saw right through my privacy field, and my ultimate attack went right through her like she wasn't even there!" Usagi nodded. "It hit the guy behind her."
Pretty or not, Mamoru wasn't the type to ignore stupidity when he saw it. "So, because she's mind controlled your perverted power had no effect on her?" he asked. "Oh, I get it now. I was just your guinea pig to make sure you could still cast your spell on people. Is that about the same of..."
She had started to lewdly suck on her index finger. That wasn't fair. That wasn't even fair.
"Well... He does have a point," Naru said. "If she was mind controlled and so were the customers then why was the one behind her affected while the other wasn't?"
Usagi opened her mouth, but didn't know what to say there. While he could easily watch the confused look on her pretty, stunning gorgeous face all day, this was the best chance Mamoru was going to get. Time for him to retreat, sharpish, before she did something else to bring him to heel.
Thing was though? He was pretty sure at this point that it didn't matter how long he ran. His dick was already telling him that at the first opportunity he got that he was going to have sex with that girl. It was a fact of his existence now. On the bright side: It did present him with an opportunity to experience what it was like to be on the receiving end of that accursed perverted power...
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"And the hunk has fled," Naru whistled. "Good work Usagi, I was kind of getting interested in a threesome. I mean, lesbian trysts are fun and all but eventually we really ought to try out a boy."
Usagi didn't respond to that. She was too busy trying to think. Trying to concentrate. Oooh! Why couldn't she work this out?! How had her attack gone through Mrs Osaka, but still affected the other guy? That didn't make any sense at all!
"Anyway, you're obviously reading too much into this," Naru said. "If you need me I'll be up in my room, on my bed, naked and waiting. If you want we can use this in a roleplay scenario too."
"Sounds great..." Usagi muttered under her breath. Come on, think! There had to be a reason! But the only one that she could come up with was that Mrs Osaka was somehow different from the customers. The spell on her had to be a different one, but why?
Because... She was the one in charge of the whole thing?
Oh no! Usagi was too late. Naru went in through the front door, and almost the moment she did a wicked claw grabbed hold of her arm and dragged her further into the store. Usagi pulled herself up and slapped her cheeks. This was bad! Ah! But she should be happy, right? This was her opportunity to be a superhero... Against an enemy her ultimate attack had already failed on and her best friend was in trouble and she was still really, dammit, horny!
"Um..." a little black cat next to her coughed. "Pardon me for asking, but is it normal for modern society to be so casual with sex?"
"Oh, well since ECCHI took over that kind of thing is becoming steadily more normal. Talking cat!"
"Yes, yes. I'm a talking cat. And you're a young woman in need of assistance, correct?" The cat did a backflip, and... Huh! Where the blazes did that come from? "Hold this aloft. Say the phrase Moon Prism Power Make Up. Then you should have the power to save your friend."
"Huh..." Usagi sighed to herself while picking up the broach the cat had summoned from nowhere. "I wonder if I hit my head when I fell? How is saying the phrase Moon Prism Power Make Up supposed to -"
And so, Sailor Moon was born into a world that had already been conquered by inter-dimensional perverts.
- Sailor Moon stomps the youma and sets the customers free.
- Usagi's transformation is noticed by someone in ECCHI.
- Mamoru witnessed the transformation. What does he make of it?
- Something else
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