Story: NGE Oversynch

The list of things that Misato did not like about this situation was growing larger and larger by the moment. She sat watching the three of them closely, all three of them in the same room in her apartment. Not talking to each other. Each doing different things.

Asuka was lying on the couch listening to classical music. Rei was washing the dishes. Shinji was on the floor reading some dense German book on... philosophy? Maybe? Misato hadn't been able to get a good look at it. All three of them seemed perfectly normal, even if they weren't doing things that they would normally be doing. Asuka had never expressed an interest in music, Shinji certainly didn't have any interest in philosophy, and struggled with German.

"Bless you," Shinji and Rei said in unison. Then Asuka sneezed a moment later. Yep, that did it. The illusion was shattered. The three of them were still psychically connected, and the silence that had been golden suddenly turned <i>eerie</i>.

"So, do you guys have secret conversations via telepathy?" Misato asked. "Ah, I bet you have cute little disagreements among yourselves, right?"

In response, all three of them slowly turned their heads and smiled at her. As in, all at the same time, with the same smile, for an amount of time that was entirely too uncomfortable. Then as one they returned their attention to what they were doing as if they hadn't done anything at all.

"Hmph! Trying to creep me out like that?" Misato snorted. "You'll have to do a lot harder than that! So? Whose idea was it? Own up to it, or else <i>I'll</i> be the one doing the cooking tonight..."

"My idea!" all three of them said at once. Misato quirked an eyebrow. Another attempt to unsettle her?

"Um..." Shinji said. "That wasn't on purpose or anything. It's just that it's kind of hard to answer that question properly."

"Our minds are connected together whether we like it or not," Asuka said. Her tone implied that 'not' was more precise for her. "Which means I have to put up with the doll's innate interest in human nature and the thoughts he's smart enough to keep to himself. Hmph! You'd be such a troublemaker if you had the spine to follow through on half of those thoughts, you know!"

"So would you, if you were not so proud," Rei said. "To summarise, it was not any one of our ideas to try to unsettle you through our behaviour. It accumulated from intermingling aspects of our personalities."

"We're sorry!" they all said at once. Then they returned to silence. That eerie, eerie silence. Misato took a sip of her beer and looked on between the two of them. It was so strange. Were the little quirks of body language some indication of their internal dialogue between themselves, that she was not privy to? She should probably speak up, but - what if she was interrupting a conversation? Misato took a sip of beer. A big sip. That consisted of half the can. Oh, this was doing her head in! Bad enough that she was being outnumbered, worse when she had no idea what sort of mischief they were planning!

The door rang. Companionship! Misato dashed for the door at record pace, hauled the door open and felt genuine relief at another human being's presence. Even if that presence was her ex-boyfriend.

"Well hello to you too, Misato!" Kaji smirked in that annoyingly handsome way he did. "I haven't seen you smile like that for a while. Don't tell me, is my charm wearing you down?"

"Kaji!" Asuka... and also Rei cried out, squeezing past Misato on either side of her body to cutely stare up at Kaji, each of them thrusting out their chests as if for inspection.

"Hi, Kaji!" Asuka said, batting her eyes. "Come on in! It's so good to see you!"

"Yes, please come inside!" Rei pleaded, which was just about bizarre enough to be quite entertaining. The two girls grabbed hold of his hands and hauled him inside with a remarkable show of strength, nearly hauling the fairly tall and well built man right off his feet.

"Well now, it's nice to see Rei being a little bit warmer for a change," Kaji said, but once they were inside and the door closed behind them he added onto that "I take it that's a bit of Asuka bleeding through, right?"

Both girls responded liked mirror images of each other, first by sharing a scowling jealous look, angrily turning up their noses, looking away and angrily crossing their arms.

"I saw him first," Asuka snootily declared.

"Technically, Misato saw him first," Rei corrected, equally snooty to Asuka. "That doesn't mean anything, now does it?"

"Feh! As if he'd go for a pale skinned, blue haired freak like you!"

"Nor did he show any interest in your flat chest."

Asuka stuck her thumb in her mouth, puffed up her cheeks - and then puffed up her breasts. The effect was rather something like out of a cartoon. Misato absently downed another can while watching Asuka distort her body to add sex appeal, then swan about like it was some impressive feat... Only for Rei to do the exact same thing. She almost felt bad for Kaji, winding up stuck in the middle of the two of them. Both of them glowering competitively at each other while rubbing their breasts up his forearm.

...

On second thought, why was she feeling sorry for him again? Misato emptied another can, then slipped behind Kaji to where Shinji was standing. Hold on... From the way his eyes were tracking, it very much looked like he was checking out Kaji's butt!

"Not me," Shinji whispered. "It's the girls. They're really into him. Really, really into him."

"Hrmm?" Misato asked, half teasingly. "I thought anything you did was an amalgamation of all three of you." Aha! Got you. It might be a little bit childish of her to tease him like that, throw their own words back at them, but sometimes you've got to get down to their level before you can really teach them anything.

"Pardon me, girls. I would like to talk with Misato for a bit," Kaji said, gently extracting himself from the dual sided tit war being waged for his attention. As if either one of them ever stood a chance if they went up against - what was she thinking? That contest didn't involve her, and she had no interest in this stubble chinned charismatic handsome - "A little privacy for a few minutes, okay? Don't get into any trouble now!"

They went into her room. Which wasn't exactly the smartest move given how untidy it was. He looked around, but didn't say anything about it. Instead he got right to the point, which made for a nice change.

"How are you handling them?" he asked.

"Just fine, thank you!" Misato answered.

"You sure about that?" Kaji asked. "Kind of expected the three of them to be a bit of a handful. Shifting personalities, long repressed mutual lust bubbling up to the surface... Would've thought it would be like herding cats."

"They were sitting comfortably until you arrived," Misato said. "They were nice and quiet and not doing anything weird." Anything much. "Then those two started acting up when you got here."

Kaji mused this over for a moment before answering. "Are you sure about that?" he asked. "It doesn't bother you that they could be planning anything right under your nose, and you'd never even know it?"

"Not at all," Misato lied. "I'm sure they're not up to anything at all."

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So far as Shinji was concerned this whole gestalt thing was the very best event to happen to him in his entire life. That might seem a strange thing for him to be thinking when he was sitting at a table in the middle of the apartment, doing nothing more complicated than reading a book. However. If one were to pay closer attention, they would have noticed that there was a serious tent in his trousers that was straining the stitches to their absolute limits.

Why was that? Well, the answer was simple. Almost as soon as Misato and Kaji had gone into Misato's room, Shinji had adopted this position. Meanwhile, the girls had slipped off towards the couch in front of the television, which was in a very slight blind spot from Misato's room - namely, her door would be in the way when it opened, and Shinji was in the perfect place to see it.

This let them get to work on what they'd been wanting to do all day. Namely, explore one another's bodies so they could maximise their fun later. What did that mean? Well, at the moment the two girls were lip-locked and had their hands up each other's shirts. Their hands eagerly fondling each other's enhanced busts, grappling with the warm soft flesh of the other with a hungry, ravenous intimacy that Shinji - though he was not physically involved - could feel every little bit of from both points of view.

Any man able to keep from getting erect from this experience had a willpower that could outlast God himself. Erectile dysfunction? Pft, this'll cure it in no time. Shinji had long since given up on keeping his erection tamed, and now was more worried he might grow breasts again.

<u>It's rather difficult to imagine doing this without the instant feedback. How do normal people know what their partner likes?</u>

<b>Ugh! Enough of the philosophy already! Once a doll always a doll. Let me taste your tongue. And as for you, I can tell you're enjoying the show! Pervert!</b>

<i>Ah... I'm a pervert? W-Well, what about you two pretending to be all over Kaji like that?</i>

Because they were. Asuka had reasoned it would be strange if she didn't act like her normal self in front of the guy she'd had a crush on for years. Rei wanted to play along because she'd always unconsciously thought it looked like a lot of fun, but didn't know how best to go about it and - well, that got a lot easier considering they were mentally tied together now.

<i>Um... do you girls think you'd mind rubbing your boobs up my arms later on, when we get the chance?</i>

<b>You really need to ask? How much of an idiot are you?</b>

Same old Asuka. That was something else he wasn't quite used to yet: Seeing firsthand exactly what the other two girls thought of him, and knowing they were seeing his opinion of them as well. Most people lack the wherewithal to objectively think about how other people see them.

So you can understand why it was a shock for them all to learn that they had all been harbouring a deep rooted mutual lust for one another. Yes, even between Asuka and Rei. That was really hot. Surprising, but hot.

<u>This is pleasant. However, it does not address the core problem. In order to ensure we have the opportunity to fool around, we need to get Misato drunk so that we can be left alone together.</u>

<b>Hrm... Yeah. Kaji's easy on the eyes, but I'd rather take Shinji's dick right now. Or maybe I'll make him take mine?</b>

<u>There is no fundamental difference. We would all feel the same sensations in either event.</u>

D-Damn his hormones! His erection was starting to get extremely painful now. Ooh! It was so strange! The girls had settled down a bit more now that they'd been able to grope each other for a few minutes, but now that meant they were setting about their foreplay in completely different ways. Which meant that what they were all feeling was - It was the pleasurable equivalent of patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time. Rei was gentle and methodical, Asuka was rough and energetic. The only way he could brace himself against cumming there and then was by pressing his head up against the table and taking deep sucking breaths.

Even that may not be enough. Between the inviting feeling of Asuka's thighs or Rei's right breast or the way the two girls were passionately, furiously kissing like a pair of lovers who had not seen each other in a year, Shinji's situation was growing more and more difficult. Ah! He wanted to be over there with them! Ah! He knew that it made no real difference in the end since he could already feel it! Ah! But he didn't care!

Then, just as he was about to rise to his feet to dash on over... the door opened and he sunk back into reading his book. The girls saw the door open through his vision, and split apart like two electrons. They'd have to finish this off later on.

1. Kaji has a suggestion: He'll take Shinji for the night and teach him how to farm, while Misato keeps the girls under wraps. That should make things easier for everyone! Until the girls get Misato drunk and resume fooling around.
2. Kaji and Misato have agreed to both look after the pilots tonight to keep them from getting into trouble. Good luck with that!
3. Actually, Kaji has been sent to discover what the pilots know about what's going on.
4. Misato has kicked Kaji out. The pilots see their chance and ply her with booze.
5. Something else.