Story: SBO Negima

 

Is anyone surprised that Haruna is enjoying herself? I mean, really now. This girl is a gossip hound. First piece of gossip she shared? That she's a relentless snoop. Observant as hell. Why does she need glasses? Because she was looking into other people's business too much. She's self aware, playfully intrusive, and baby, she's just hit the motherload.

A curse that, upon being spread to someone, turns them into a bimbo ditz when they're around only people that are also cursed. Wow. That's amazing. That's - wow, that's huge.

So she got in synch with her bimbo self right away. Because of course she did. And what did her bimbo self want? It wanted her skipping gaily through the corridor singing about the curse, so let's all sing along together!

"I'm a bimbo, she's a bimbo, you're a bimbo too~ What are all these horny slutty bimbos gonna do~𝅘𝅥𝅲"

Surely such a song would reach number one in the charts before anyone knows what is happening. In which case, it might well be a disaster for the world, as it would spread this mind number curse globally.

As for the corridors of Mahora Academy, you might well expect that it would become a den of yuri, giggles and flirtation filling the air! For those of you that have read me long enough to know my writing patterns, you're probably expecting the subversion. The twist in the tale. Ah, but now that I have laid out those expectations, you're wondering if I am going to zig when you expect me to zig, rather than zag? Throw you off with a bluff by telling you what is in my hand directly, so you do not believe a word of it?

Your first instinct would be the correct one in this instance. There were no girls engaged in sloppy makeouts. No hot bimbo butts were being pushed against the wall while mutual groping was underway. Nor was anyone passing through having to be mindful of random hot tanned scissoring going on underfoot.

Instead, the girls were all rather more like regular gyaru than anything overtly horny. Bustier, certainly. Their curves were more pronounced. Though we do have to remember here - these girls are the nameless background hordes of Mahora. Few are named from outside of class 2-A.

So instead they were doing normal gyaru things. They were engaged in gossip. They were offering each other fashion advice. Now, granted, they were a little bit more touchy feely than they maybe ought to be - but can one truly blame them for that?

"Hrm~" Haruna chirped while looking over the hallway. "That's, like, not as sexy as I was hoping for~"

<i>Yeah, it's kind of a shame they're all behaving so normally,</i> the real Haruna sighed wearily inside the bimbo self's head. <i>This should make it likelier Mana gets caught out, at least.</i>

Indeed. They had retreated from Mana when it became apparent that she was going snipe happy. For good measure, Haruna had already sent a few golems around the school to help spread the ditzy word. But would it be enough? That girl was tricky. That girl was careful. That girl was -

"Hi, hi~🩷" said the biggest tanned gyaru yet. In all honesty, it was a little bit disheartening to see the girls go all, like, generic ditz and stuff, come on, let's see some variety up in this -

"Oh em gee!" Haruna gasped. "Mana, you, like, got bimbo'd up!"

"Nuh uh!" Mana waved her finger around. "I'm, like, not a bimbo! I'm too smart and, like, professional for that!" There was a beat of silence as Mana stood here in front of her, letting Haruna give her the once over. Mana was always tall and tanned, but now? Her hair was bleached blonde. She had bright pink makeup on, and glitter on her cheeks. What was more, she was wearing a leopard print version of their regular school uniform, with no other modifications .Which meant it was the same size, which in turn meant issues, cuz there was no way that was fitting over her chest.

"Check her out," one gyaru in the hallway whispered while passing them by.

"I know right?" another giggled back. "Hey, wanna practise fucking after class?"

"I'm gonna be picturing her~" the other giggled back.

Okay, so there was some flirting going on, but they were being pretty low key about it. They weren't going around being all "hey wanna screw?" "like, omigod yes!" all over the place.

"Anyway, we gotta be like super careful not to run into -"

A door opened up, and another set of students were walking through the hallway, and suddenly regular Haruna was in full nelson range of Mana. This is not a safe place to be when you are pretty sure she's upset at you.

That expression was pretty frightening as well. Oh dear. Mana was scowling at her. That was not very nice to look at! Not at all! Haruna gulped nervously, fearful of her fate, and for very good reason. Normally Mana kept her demonic side buried and only brought it out if the circumstances warranted it. Right now, she was going in on the intimidation factor.

And then, she opened her mouth to whisper, and what came out was - 

"Like, Haruna, you shoulda told me sooner about that curse! Now I, like, gotta go sort it out by fucking everyone silly~"

That was a whisper which the girls down the hallway could not hear. Mana seemed surprised at what came out of her mouth, as that was clearly not what she'd intended to say. Oho? That's interesting. So her bimbo side was trying to, in its own way, contain this hot mess?

Haruna went to talk, but found her mouth covered by Mana's hand. Which got some odd looks from the other students, who were all continuing about their business as if they hadn't even noticed what had been going on.

Still, Mana had to know this couldn't possibly last. What was she going to do about it huh? Or to put it another way...

What are all these silly ditzy bimbos gonna do~?

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Mana was not showing it, but she was in full on panic mode right now. She didn't like this. She did not like it at all. Not one bit. Then again, to her mind it would take a truly twisted individual to find enjoyment in this. Either someone who was able to watch from afar, at a distance, and take sick pleasure in watching the rampant sexualisation and corruption happening, overriding all attempts to contain it - 

Or you were like Haruna right here. Haruna Saotome. A complete and total deviant.

Alright. So she had Haruna to hand, right now, and was currently in control over herself. What next? It's a good question. It's a really good question. She obviously could not ask her anything. The other her apparently would have control over her voice unless someone else could hear her, and if someone else could hear her then - 

The best thing to do would be sending Haruna into the future. That way, she wouldn't have to deal with -

"Hey everyone!" a copy of Haruna threw open the doors at the other end of the corridor. "Bimbo curse!"

And just like that, she lost it. Good try there Mana, but it seems the curse wouldn't be beaten that easily. On the plus side, it seemed that her bimbo self did kinda want to help out - but the problem with that was, it was way too easily distracted by being horny and stupid.