Story: Negima C+S

 

A swimmer and a demon ran into the Church on campus and slammed the door behind them. This may sound like the start to a weirdly specific joke, but it was actually pretty damned serious as far as these two were concerned. It was chaos out there. True anarchy! It felt like everywhere they looked there were perverts on the prowl!

"Are you okay?" Akira asked, noting that Mana was wincing a little bit. "You're, uh, half demon right? And this is Holy ground, so...?"

"I'll endure it," Mana said. "I've been through worse. Besides which, it's clear we need some help... and here comes someone that might be able to do just that."

Up ahead of them was Misora Kasuga, who was approaching them wearing a Nun's habit. While she was a member of the track and field team, she was also part of the Church. This seemed like a good place to start looking for help.

"Hi there!" Misora happily cheered, waving at them across the hall. Ever the hyperactive tomboy, she seemed very happy to see them. "How's it going, guys?"

"Badly," Mana said. "Out there, the school is being corrupted by truly wicked forces, seeking to unleash the inner lewdness of everyone it can lay its hands upon!"

Misora blinked and tilted her head. "Uh, okay!" she eventually said. "That's a lot to take in, but - Sure! Let me guess, the cheerleading club decided to wear shorter skirts than usual today?"

"No, no, she doesn't mean that," Akira said, but after a moment course corrected. "Actually they probably are, but it's still not what she meant."

"We will almost certainly need the assistance of the Church to control something at this level," Mana said. "The spells involved are proving to be insidious, truly wicked. I've never seen the like before."

"Aha, well, I'm not a certified exorcist, but... Maybe in my contacts?"

Misora then immediately turned around, walked towards a chest of drawers in the corner of the hall, and then... very specifically bent over at the waist, without the slightest twitch of her knees, ass up in the air, habit being drawn up and up and up to the point you could just about see the colour of her panties...

"Let me see, where did I put that boo~ook!" she sang, and then - only then! - did she start to move her knees. Twitching them slightly, making her hips move from side to side, bouncing her butt right before their eyes.

Mana and Akira felt the blood drain from their faces as they turned to look at each other, neither one of them able to look directly at her right now.

"Oh no it's stuck!" Misora chirped, suddenly making her back go straight again, thrusting her ass out with the absolute limit of what she could achieve. Oh no. Oh very no. This was a bad, bad sign. A very bad sign indeed! "Got it! Alright, let's see who I can put you in touch with!"

"Uh, Misora, weird question," Akira interrupted. "What, exactly, were you doing right before we arrived?"

"Hrm? Oh! I was watching Chiu!" she said, then whirled around to a laptop that had been closed, left atop the chest of drawers. "She's been doing a great show of late, check this out!"

In one move, she both opened the laptop up and took out her headphones from the jack. On the screen was Chiu, that much was for sure, and at the same time there was also the three cheerleaders - who they already knew for a fact was on the side of the perverts!

<i>"Hey there girls, don't forget to do your high kicks!"</i> Chiu said, and both Mana and Akira both did a high kick right there and then, and both of them felt really, really good for doing so. What...? Why did they...?

"She's putting on a great show today, huh?" Misora said, hands on hips, bouncing on her heels and doing alternating high kicks that couldn't help but flash her underwear.

"Wh-what's going on?!" Akira gasped.

"It's the music!" Mana said, quickly drawing her pistol and shooting the laptop, sending it into the future with a time bullet. "Misora, you've already been corrupted!"

"Pft, please, as if a cutie patootie like me would be corrupted by some catchy earworm music," Misora rolled her eyes, and then immediately proceeded into a lewd dance. You could tell it was lewd largely because she was playing with her breasts and making her habit hike way up her thighs. "Go ahead and show off your body, I know it's quite naughty but you are such a hottie..."

"Mana, I'm scared, I feel like I already know the lyrics to this song," Akira whispered.

"How... insidious!" Mana grunted. She grabbed Akira's arm and hauled her off towards the exit. "We have to get out of here, just in case! To think that Chisame's broadcast would -"

"Huh?! No, not Chisame, it's Chiu!" Akira protested. Which prompted Mana to stare at her for a long, long moment of awkward silence. "What? Did I say something weird?"

Frankly, Mana wasn't in much of a mood to point out the obvious truth here, because everyone else in class had worked it out already. Akira was rather straight laced and serious most of the time, that much was true, but... To not be able to see that Chiu and Chisame were very obviously the same person? That takes some special talent! It was remarkably blatant, to the point that anyone who didn't see through it clearly wasn't paying attention. Honestly, it was kind of a running joke among many of the girls that the fact Chisame thought nobody saw through it was kinda funny.

"Chui is very popular on campus," Mana said, biting her lip and mulling it over with deep worry. "Even those that do not watch her show might be compelled to recommend her to all their friends, for a fun relaxing romp, fashion tips and - " She stopped herself as she realised she was reading out a recommendation. "Guh! That magic must be quite potent!"

"Almost as potent as Chiu's sense of style!" Akira said, then slapped her hand over her mouth. "Oh gosh, we've got to do something about this! If only we knew where Chui broadcast, maybe we could do something about this!"

Mana sighed to herself and led the way to Chisame's room. There was, doubtless, some sort of trap there, but... this had to be stopped. Somehow, they had to do something about this mess! Hopefully they could find people who were not already corrupted, but at this point...? It was looking like slim pickings!