Monday, 25 December 2023

Story: Kimagure Hentai Road

 

Everything was going according to plan. Hatta and Komatsu were chuckling to themselves at how well it was going, savouring the moment as well as the sights around them. Look at them! These unattainable girls all acting and dressing like this! Dancing to their every whim, and even that wishy-washy goody goody Kyosuke was joining in the fun!

By joining in the fun, they meant 'mesmerised by Hikaru's ass'. Her fine, fine ass, which they had specifically trained to be irresistible to anyone they aimed it at. Which she'd used, just as planned, on her idiot boyfriend as well as her best friend Madoka.

The twins were long since on side. Akane had been a potential problem, as always, but now they'd managed to get past her defences, and... You know something, she was very pretty herself. For all that she had been intimidating to them, now that they had access to... whatever this was! Awareness, let's call it. What was more, Kyosuke's old man would be away for basically half of the rest of the day taking scenic shots and didn't need them at all, there would be no sign of him for literally hours. More than enough time for them to sink their fangs into these guys using this game! Get Kyosuke too distracted by the three way relationship he was about to have dropped on him from on high, while his sisters and cousin were turned into playthings for these two perverts!

It was going well. It was going swimmingly. Just as planned! Perfectly as they'd laid out!

Which... Was making them feel a bit uneasy. Why was that? Why was paranoia creeping up their spine?

To understand this one must understand a concept called the Unanimity Paradox. Let us say, for the sake of argument, that you were really desperate for money and decided to run a political poll. Where doesn't matter, the parties don't matter, nor do their policies - let's just call them Parrots and Jaybirds. Now, let's say you ask a question to the effect: Which party of these two are you more likely to vote for in the next election? 

Let us then say that you poll one thousand people. More than enough for this kind of polling, if done properly. Lastly, let's say that the Parrots received 100% of responses. Every single person polled picks Parrots. That's weird, isn't it? Thinking of it stripped of any political bias or prior conception, that looks very strange. It's because, in any polling - even when asking an objective question - you will normally have an outlier of some sort. Someone answers differently from everyone else. Either because they are being sarcastic, awkward, trolling the researcher, someone is going to deviate at some point out of a thousand people.

For something as divisive as a political poll, it should not be anywhere near 100%. The only way it could happen, realistically, is if there's something skewing the data. Maybe you're polling right outside the headquarters for the Parrots. Maybe there's a convention in town. Or maybe the Jaybirds have anti-market research in their policies somewhere, meaning they deselect themselves for you. Whatever the case: The data is inherently suspect when 100% of respondents give the same response.

The same thing was happening with these two as well. Everything was going too well. Too smoothly. Normally one of their daft plans would hit a hiccup. Something that nobody could have possibly foreseen. Possibly to do with the Esper powers this family apparently had. Or maybe Madoka or Akane outsmarted them in some way. But not today. No, not today. Even with their new Awareness, there should have been a stumbling block of some sort, right?

Maybe it should have been Akane, as she seemed to have the Awareness as well as The Power. Yet here she was. In a slingshot bikini. As helpless as the rest of them to dance to their strings. She had been about as much of an obstacle to their progression as a closed yet unlocked door.

The two of them looked to one another, saw the concern in each other's eyes, and that only made things worse. They didn't have psychic powers of their own, so they could only assume what was on the other's mind. This meant that they could only assume the other had noticed something they'd missed. Alas, their Awareness only extended so far. The mysterious new ability they were wielding had its limits, and they'd finally run into something it couldn't overcome; Their own mental and psychological limitations!

"Alright, next round!" Kurumi fistpumped the air, having already shuffled and dealt out the cards for the next round while everyone else was busy.

"My turn! I'm King!" Hikaru clapped her hands. Kurumi winked at Hatta, who had a moment of horrid realisation while looking at Hikaru. The girl was now putting her hands on her knees and flicking her ass up in the air, almost slapping the two behind her with the way she was waving her butt around. "Madoka? I want you to make out with Kyosuke~"

Wait, that was against the rules, she was meant to say a number instead of a name! Yet the two of them turned towards one another anyway, and - Oh boy they were going in <i>deep</i>. You couldn't fit a photon between their bodies, the way they'd lunged at one another and held onto each other while locking lips, you could tell there was a lot of repressed mutual lust between those two. As in, an unhealthy amount!

Hikaru flicked the cards for all three of them back onto the table, though her eyes were really on these two. Kurumi gathered up the cards, shuffled them, dealt them out and - 

"Looks like Madoka is the King this time," Hikaru fanned herself with Madoka's card. "Hrm? Madoka? What's that?" She cupped her ear as if listening to them. "You want us all to take off our swimsuits?"

"Ah, wait a minute," Komatsu said quickly. "Are you girls sure about that? I mean, you'll be naked in front of three guys, right? You're sure that's fine?"

"Y-Yeah, you'd normally punish us later if we peeked or whatever," Hatta quickly added, paranoia brimming over.

The girls all looked at them blankly. Except Madoka. Who was too busy taking her own swimsuit off, while trying to hump Kyosuke's still clothed body.

"Why... Would that be a problem," Akane said, though her voice was a bit slurred. The other girls all seemed a bit confused by that as well. "Kinda... fun... showing off body."

"Yeah, I thought for sure you pervs would appreciate the show," Hikaru said while pulling the strap around her neck off, letting them see her bare breasts completely unrestrained before dumping the bikini right onto the floor.

There it is! That's what's going to go wrong for them! Of course, it was so obvious now! Their abilities were stemming from perversion, and all this time they'd been conditioning these girls into becoming perverts themselves! They'd been building the very instrument of their own defeat from the very beginning - and Hikaru might be the one to take charge.

Worse yet... While the twins were supposed to be rigging the game, they might well wind up dealing the Ace to Hikaru just to see what she does next. But worse than that, with the whole lot of them now nude, naked, not hiding even an inch of their bodies the two of them might get a bit too distracted to think through what to do next! This must be what they were fearful of, something going badly amiss right before their eyes!


Or things were going exactly the way they actually wanted them, Kyosuke and Madoka were about to be too distracted by a threesome to care what the other five did, and they were about to have some positively amazing sex provided they didn't behave like paranoid assholes.

Sometimes, just sometimes, the attempt to keep flies out of the ointment can cause a particularly large one to land right in the middle of it.


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