What was a boy supposed to do after he had a hot threesome and learned there was no food in the house? Answer! He should go and get some. His two girlfriends were up in his place 'practising making out' He kind of wanted to stay to watch, but... No, they needed to get their strength back. And the noises Index's stomach were making were kinda unnatural, but in a way he didn't think his right hand could cancel!
So it was that Kamijou Touma went on a food run. He sighed wearily on his way to the store, holding his hands behind his head as he looked to the sky above. What kind of person was he before he lost his memory? He must be a real player. Those girls couldn't get enough of him! They were both super cute, too. Didn't even mind sharing him between them!
The best part was, thanks to Imagine Breaker he was pretty sure it wasn't something supernatural that was doing it. If it was, the second he touched their heads they'd be out of the effect. Yet, they seemed to want nothing more than to sit on his face, or sit in his lap, or sexually tease him in some way shape or form... On the one hand, he was super grateful to his past self.
On the other, he was still a bit worried that he was a bit of a scummy playboy. He wasn't rich. Was kinda average looking. His only ability in this city full of abilities was to cancel abilities. So far as he knew, there wasn't anything remotely remarkable about him at -
"Eeeek!"
He was moving before he recognised what that sound was, which rather put paid to his self recrimination and doubts. Others would have fled away from the sound of a screaming girl. But he ran towards it. It didn't take long for him to find her. Surrounded by men in dark suits. Tsk! Probably ordinary goons, he couldn't do much to them! Especially if they were armed.
"Listen here, Miss Aisa. Please come with us."
"N-No, please, I just want to go home," she whispered, as if trying not to draw attention to herself. She spotted him, and her eyes made it certain just what he had to do next. Pleading for help. Absolutely desperate. Touma clenched his fist, and then - 
"Hey!" he yelled, and then kicked a nearby fire hydrant as hard as he could. Right as they spun around, they got a dose of high pressure water from the city's advanced fire fighting measures. In most cities that pressure wouldn't have been worth shit, but this was Academy City, where they knew how to do things. Unfortunately, that was how he also knew it would shut off before too much water was wasted. He'd probably eat a fine for it as well, but - While they sputtered and stumbled around, he'd already slipped by them to grab Aisa's hand, and hauled her off down the street, trailing behind him.
"You okay?" he asked. "I'm Kamijou Touma. Sorry for poking my nose in, but I can't stand by if someone's in trouble!" Apparently. That was a good sign. It was only now that they were a decent distance from those guys that he was really able to process what, exactly, he'd just done.
"Um, I'm Aisa Himegami!" she said. "Where are we going?"
Where indeed? They had to lay low until things cooled off... And there was one and only one place he could think of that would be perfectly safe. With an eidetic memory nun to disrupt the magic of anyone that tried to use it, and the third strongest Esper in the city, as well as his power to negate powers of anyone he touched - it felt like a surefire thing! There couldn't be many people on the planet that would be a danger there!
Right? Right? Or was this another case where he'd encounter <i>such misfortune</i>?!
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Aisa didn't know who this boy was, but she was grateful that he'd found her. They'd been a bit more aggressive than she'd expected. Heading back to that place, that school... When all she really wanted to do was go back home. Damn this ability of hers, anyway! Deep Blood. The power to attract and kill vampires! What good was it, when so many vampires just wanted to live their lives? Many of them didn't even attack people anymore. They'd drink from blood banks, mostly. Or volunteers. Stalking the night, slaking their unholy thirst on the quivering necks of virgins - that wasn't done anymore, and she'd learned that the hard way.
All she was doing was killing. Merely by existing. But... Maybe this boy could understand her pain a little? He seemed kind. He seemed gentle. He seemed - 
"Ooh, Touma! Who is this?" said a nun with large boobs who was spontaneously in her face. "Is she joining the harem too?"
Joining the what, now?
"You could certainly do worse..." muttered a busty short haired redhead, who was looking her over the same way a vampire would when they smelled her blood. "I'm Misaka. This is Index. This is Touma's love shack - "
"I'm not seducing her, idiots!" Touma yelled. "I'm saving her from being kidnapped!"
"... You kidnapped her?" Index asked, which earned an electric shock from Misaka.
"Sorry, please ignore her, she's kind of stupid," Misaka said. Aisa stepped back a bit. Maybe this was a bad idea. "So, someone tried to kidnap you, and he swept in like a - Ahhhh - dashing white knight come to save you and - mmmm~"
"Forgive her, she's extremely easily aroused by Touma being a hero," Index sniffed, elbowing Misaka quite pointedly.
"Could you please not scare her so much?" Touma asked. "She's had a rough time of it as it is. I don't want to give her the impression anything weird is gonna happen to her, okay? Listen, Aisa, why don't you tell us why they were trying to grab you?"
"Because she is a runaway," said a voice that sent a chill down her spine. Oh no. He was here? In person? Aisa turned around, and saw... that where there had been a door, there was now an open space, with a certan man standing right there in front of them. "Ah, what an unexpected pleasure. Index. You don't remember me, do you? Young man, you should be careful about having too many girls in your home, you might ruin their reputation."
Aureolus Izzard! A distinguished seeming man wearing a white suit, staring in here with a stern expression upon his face. Touma immediately stepped between him and the girls, in an obvious attempt to protect them.
"Hey there, mind leaving my home?" Touma asked. "This is a private conversation, doesn't concern -"
Izzard took a deep breath, then stabbed himself in the neck with a needle. When he did, Touma was suddenly thrown back across the room by an invisible force. Misaka didn't seem to know what to make of it, but the second she saw it Index muttered something like "Ars Magna... Incredible!"
"Of course you would recognise it on sight," Izzard said. "Now, Index. Your memory problems... I believe that we can solve them now, with Miss Aisa's coopera-"
"Leave her alone!"
An arc of lightning shot out from Misaka, aimed directly at Izzard. Yet it hit an invisible barrier and repelled off without effect. He turned his attention to the electromancer, who was already flipping a coin into the air - But then, Izzard stabbed himself with his needle yet again and the coin became a large table, which struck Misaka on the head and sent her reeling.
"Impressive, that would have knocked most people out!" Izzard clapped slowly. "But you must realise by now that you are no match for me. If you intend to hoard Index to yourself, then - "
"Hold on! I'll go with you!" Index said quite suddenly. "Leave them alone."
"Hrm? Is that so...?" Izzard replied. "Very well then. I will let you come with me, Index. It's so good to see you again! Ah, but your friends... they might have the wrong idea. If they come after me, I'm afraid I will have no choice but to kill them on the spot."
"Index!" Touma yelled, but it was too late. Izzard grabbed Aisa, and then the three of them were whisked away. Ah... To be quite honest she wasn't sure how to feel about this. On the one hand she'd been recaptured by the man who wanted to use the special properties of her blood for... ends even she didn't know. On the other, she probably just barely avoided being added to some guy's harem.
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Daisuke did not want a harem. This is an important, essential point to bear in mind at all times. He was perfectly happy just having the one girlfriend. His childhood friend. That was enough. He did not want more. He did not need more. More would be greedy. More would be very risky. For a variety of reasons. It was hard enough to control this hypnodick of his as it was, the last thing he needed were more cute girls around to tease and torment him.
"Excuse me!" yelled a cute girl with a flower ring on top of her head, for some reason. "Daisuke? You're Daisuke, right?"
"Yeah that's me," he replied. He was very wary here, the last thing he wanted was to expose another girl to his member. Who knows what kind of trouble it could cause? "How can I- "
And then, she slapped him. "I saw you!" she said, pointing an accusatory finger. "I saw you two timing my friend! What did you do to her anyway, you creep?! She's not even into guys!"
Uh oh! This must be one of Kuroko's friends! Let's see, she was probably confronting him because she wanted to keep him from hurting Kuroko, but also didn't want to tell the girl herself. Dammit! What the hell should he do in a situation like this?
<i>Show it to her</i> whispered in the back of his mind, like a devil on his shoulder. <i>Go ahead. That'll do it. That'll shut her up. Permanently.</i>
He couldn't do that. He really, really should not do that. He was trying to mind whammy less girls, not -
"If you don't break it off with her, I'll suck your dick! Right under that table!"
.... Oh no she'd already been mind whammied! And apparently she'd been given very strange instructions on top of that. Gah! What the hell?!
"What was your name again?" Daisuke asked.
"Uiharu!" she sniffed. "So, what's it gonna be? Do I have to suck your dick, or are you going to back off?"
Daisuke did not want a harem. It appeared very much that the world did not care, and was going to give him one anyway no matter how he felt on the matter.
"Let me guess, you're going to the beach as well right?" he grumbled.
"Oh? Um, yes that's right, I was invited - You're going too?! Then I absolutely must suck you dry right this minute! By my authority as a member of Judgment!"
It was probably bad that he'd mind whammied at least a couple of their officers with his hypno-dick, right? That was bound to interfere in the peace and quiet of the city, wasn't it? 
"Alright, come on, might as well get my dick sucked, I guess." Nobody in the history of this Earth had said that sentence in such a resigned way before. Daisuke returned to his residence, mind already scrambling on what the hell he should do with her? Urgh... Well, for one thing, he needed to work out what instructions she'd accidentally wound up implanted with. From there he could do some damage control.
Though there was at least one correction to what she'd been thinking before: She thought she was gonna suck him dry. Instead, she was gonna wind up mating pressed up against his window. Oh well. At least she'd get a nice rack out of it.
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