Story: UY Side Effects

 

Shinobu Miyake was an ordinary girl. She had ordinary dreams of marrying her childhood friend, raising an ordinary family, while he worked an ordinary job, and she did ordinary housework while raising their ordinary children. That was all she was after. A simple, ordinary life.

Then Ataru grew up to become a massive wannabe playboy, who could never figure out why he struck out all the time. Well, that was fine, she simply broke up with him until he got his act together - then out of nowhere aliens invaded. Which was Not Normal. There was nothing ordinary about aliens descending from the stars, and certainly nothing ordinary about their Princess challenging a random human to a game of tag!

From there, things spiralled out of all control. It was like a mad circus had set itself up over the course of her life. Now her childhood friend was living with the stupid sexy alien due to a misunderstanding, and she was driving a wedge in between them, and eventually Shinobu simply gave up on him. Oh, sure. He'd try hitting on her a fair amount, but it was fairly obvious to anyone with eyes what way his bread was buttered. He'd have to be a fool to go after the plain, ordinary girl like herself when there was an exotic alien babe who flew around in a tiger print bikini waiting to crawl all over you...

As she reentered the main area of the slumber party with Ryoko, Shinobu looked out at that alien with fresh eyes. Not a romantic rival. Not a friend. But a sexy, desirable girl who would be worth sharing a harem with. Because a harem was fine too. Currently, Lum was dancing among the other girls, writhing her body around while lost in the rhythm. God, look at that waist, she was so slim and slender, her alien physiology lent itself so easily and naturally to being an openly sexual being. Watching her with this new mindset was making Shinobu question herself - was she really frustrated with Lum because she was effortlessly seducing Ataru away with her weirdness and sex appeal? Or was she frustrated with Lum because she knew it wouldn't be 'ordinary' for her to pursue that?

A harem is fine too. A harem is ordinary. It's not weird, it's normal. So long as all concerned agree to some simple boundaries and rules, then what was the harm? The harem was the lack of an e. Hehehe! That was funny, she made a fun joke. Turn the harm into harem by throwing in an e. Shinobu danced her way over right next to Lum, sliding in next to her until their hips accidentally bumped.

"Oh, sorry Shinobu, didn't see you there," Lum said.

"That's fine, it's my fault," Shinobu said, taking Lum's hand and whirling her around until she pulled her back into a hug, wrapping her arms around Lum's tummy, then putting her head next to Lum's ear, she whispered into it. "Can we talk somewhere more private for a second?"

"Mmm, but I'm dancing for Darling..." Lum replied with a pout.

Shinobu looked across. Ataru was currently preoccupied with Ran and Ryuunosuke, and shortly after that Ryoko all vying for his attention. The three of them would also be excellent candidates for a harem. Which was normal to think. Perfectly ordinary thought process for a normal ordinary girl like her, who just wanted to be part of a harem. Tee hee!

"I think he'll be fine for a minute or two," Shinobu replied. "Come on, I think you're going to love this."

"But... Darling is... With other girls!" Lum began to spark with electricity, not good, not good at all!

"It's fine, it's fine!" Shinobu insisted. "I've come up with a surefire way to land him for good!"

That got her attention. This was good. It was going to be so much fun. A harem was fun. A harem was fun and normal, and there was nothing weird about it. All she had to do was help Lum realise that herself. Help Lum figure out that a harem was fine too, and then they would all be so much happier together. 

Before long, she'd pulled Lum aside, into the kitchen, separate from the others. She felt like dancing some more, showing off her own body to this sexy alien. It was clear that she couldn't compare because she was an ordinary plain human girl while Lum was the exotic sensual alien - but still, the urge to dance... that potent compulsion was still present, still powerful, and still overwhelming.

"So? What's this about me landing Darling for good?" Lum asked. "Everything I've tried has failed so far. He's far too stubborn."

"That's because you didn't see the way he was looking at you while you were dancing," Shinobu said. "His eyes were all over you. The only reason he wound up staring at those other three is that they got that much closer." Shinobu put her hands atop her head and ground her tummy, slowly, sensually, as she said it - "Dance for him. Dance for him often. Show off your body. Flaunt it constantly." A shudder passed through her, perhaps caused by her own conditioning, or perhaps because the thought reinforced itself due to the hypnotic essence still in the air. "Become a sexy harem girl."

"Become a sexy harem girl..." Lum repeated, eyes glazed over yet focused on Shinobu's navel. "So if I dance for Darling regularly, he'll be mine forever?"

"Yours forever and ever," Shinobu continued, reaching up to unclip her bra and let it fall to the floor. "Yours and yours and mine forever."

"Huh? Yours and mine...?" Lum asked. Darn, she'd pushed a little too quickly there, let the game away. "What did you mean by - "

"You misheard me, I didn't say anything weird at all," Shinobu insisted. A blatant lie. But really, how else could you interpret that slip of the tongue? "I'm a normal girl. A nice, ordinary Earth girl. A stock, standard human girl, there's absolutely nothing weird about me at all."

This, of course, reinforced the idea in both of them at once. Shinobu was ordinary, plain and unweird. Therefore, anything she did could be considered to be normal as well. Therefore, Lum hadn't heard something strange and inexplicable. If not for the incense, she might have pushed harder, or been more suspicious of Shinobu's motives... but right now the two of them were extremely suggestible. It wouldn't take much to convince them of anything at all.

"So, what else do I need to do?" Lum asked. "I don't think just dancing for him will be enough. He'll keep on hitting on other girls, that's just how he is! If being shocked won't do it, then -"

"Then pretend it doesn't bother you," Shinobu said, stepping right up against Lum and grinding her back into her. Pushing her butt into her former romantic rival's crotch. Pushing her back right into that chest. "I mean, a nice ordinary girl like me thinks that you should treat it like getting a dog to drop something in its mouth. Don't fight it. Let him have it. Let him have as much of it as he wants."

"Ah, but then he'll keep on hitting on girls no matter what!" Lum complained, but did not move away from Shinobu. Instead, she started to dance as well. Grinding into her, holding on, and not resisting when Shinobu put her shoulder under Lum's chin, and then reached up to grab the horns on top of her head. Now they were dancing cheek to cheek. Intimate, sensual, together.

"That's the beautiful part," said a new voice. Ryoko had returned, naked, picking up a bottle of syrup and upending it all over her chest. "You can watch him from afar, and ensure he does not hit on girls that are beneath his notice. It's fun to watch him hit on other girls. It's really, really fun and you should let him do it."

"That doesn't sound - " Lum began, only for Ryoko to interrupt.

"Have you ever tried?" she asked. "Go ahead. Try it. Let him hit on Ran. Let him hit on Ryuunosuke. Let him hit on me or Shinobu, while you watch from afar. You'll have fun. You'll have so much fun, you won't be able to stand it. You'll wonder why you didn't try it before, and then kick yourself for not thinking of it, because of how much fun you'll have."

"So... much fun..." Lum repeated.

"It's fun to watch Ataru hit on other girls," Shinobu repeated. She tilted her head and kissed Lum gently on the lips. "Sharing Ataru is wonderful, and normal and ordinary."

"Because he is a God of Sex," Ryoko quickly added. "He can handle having a harem of girls. Of eager, willing babes like us. It's so easy for him to melt our free will away with a few simple touches."

All three of them believed it. All three of them quickly engraved these ridiculous ideas onto their very souls. 

"And when you accept that truth, fully and truly embrace it, all you need to say is... a harem is fine too."

"A harem is fine too..." Both Lum and Shinobu breathed these words at the same time, then turned their heads towards one another... and put a stone cold end to their romantic rivalry once and for all with a sloppy, hungry tongue filled kiss.

"And now, there are more of us than there are girls who don't want to join..." Ryoko smirked. "The rest of them will be trivial in comparison. Then we can let the God of Sex show us what he is truly capable of!"