Story: Akane's Titnosis

Shampoo was not an idiot. She just sounded like one because, well, have you ever tried to learn a second language super quickly? Good luck not sounding like you were missing a few screws. At least she was able to play it into sounding quite cute and bubbly, because again, not an idiot.

Regardless! She didn't trust the perverted old man so far as she could throw him. Which would be quite far, if she were actually able to grab him long enough to throw him without the old pervert grabbing hold of her body in the process.

Having thought that. Shampoo also hated Akane Tendo quite a lot, and the only thing that the old perverted martial arts master was likely to be up to was trying to provoke a fight between Shampoo and Akane. Claiming that Akane's chest had increased in size would certainly do so, but only if there was actual physical evidence of this. Which Shampoo could disprove as easily as a glance, because that flat-chested destroyer of kitchens and ruiner of tongues enhancing her sex appeal in the slightest would be visible from across the street.

Which was a coincidence because at that moment the aforementioned kitchen destroyer was indeed across the street with crazy flower girl walking closely and meekly beside her, and if Shampoo was perfectly honest with herself and her own security in her sexuality, she would have sex with Akane. Or girl-form Ranma, but that was something she'd come to terms with a while back. It's a rare thing indeed when a person as proud as Shampoo is forced to admit to herself she would go gay for a girl she hated, despised and loathed yet was not allowed to kill.

But instead of leering, Shampoo instead noticed something interesting. Kodachi was staring directly at that rack. Well, who wouldn't? Warriors of the Joketsuzoku were possessed of a powerful will, as must any martial artist worth their salt and even a warrior as powerful as Shampoo was having trouble tearing her eyes away from those astounding, jiggling mounds. Yes, even she was needing to concentrate just to avoid thinking about what they looked like without being covered up. Even she had difficulty avoiding the thought of what the tomboy's nipples must taste like, had remarkable failure in the field of averting her gaze.

Though in between that her sharp martial arts mind took note that Akane was busily looking at Kodachi and hadn't seemed to notice her yet. Which meant that Shampoo had the perfect chance for an ambush, and all she had to do was duck around this corner and -

And stop thinking about licking caramel off those titties, because rival tits were the best tits!

"How big do you want them?" said the talking breasts. Akane. She meant Akane. "I think they'll need to be at least as big as mine if we're going to hypnotise anyone with them."

Shampoo blinked from around the corner. Hypnotise? What was that?

"Yes, my dearest friend!" Kodachi enthused in a way that sounded completely unlike the crazy girl she normally was. Insane, out of her head, but in a different way from normal. "May I be the one to tame that foreign whore? She would make quite the adorable maid."

"Seeing that naughty kitty get knocked down a peg or two might be pretty cathartic..." Akane admitted. "But be careful. She's very strong, and sneaky. She won't let you paralyse her that easily."

"Ohohoho!" Kodachi laughed, and even her laugh was a little off! It almost sounded... tolerable, as though she understood how to make herself not sound like a wailing banshee. It sounded.. Friendly, in fact. That made it somehow even more frightening than normal! "Now, don't you worry about that! I, too, have been known to be the devious minx on occasion. Once you teach me how to use my bosom to brainwash the unwary, I shall have her in the palm of my hands in no time at all, just you mark my words!"

"Well, with any luck you'll have her in the cleavage of your massive, mesmerizing melons!"

And now the two of them were sharing a laugh. Had she stepped into some kind of twisted alternate dimension where Akane and Kodachi were friends hell bent on perverting the world with their -

Glorious, magnificent breasts. The sort you don't even envy, because they are too divine and pure for you to to think of them in such a crass and immature manner. You covet them, certainly. You ache to touch them. You yearn to feel them. You desire the merest glimpse of them, and yet -

Oooh, Shampoo felt dizzy all of a sudden. At the very least she could take this threat somewhat seriously! Not that she wasn't already. She'd seen stranger in her lifetime. One martial artist her village encountered used this stupid-looking patchwork coat of many colours to try and hypnotise enemy warriors, and then of course there was the fact that she personally broke all known laws of conservation of matter and energy by transforming between small cat and average-sized but extremely cute human girl a few times a day, typically.

Compared to those kinds of things hypnotic breasts seemed pretty reasonable. Mundane, actually. The only thing that really surprised her was that Akane of all people would be so willing to make use of them. That prudish girl usually kept her perversions under deep, deep cover.

<i>"You should see the size of her chest, it's truly epic now! It certainly blows you out of the water, let me tell you."</i>

"Happosai..." Shampoo whispered to herself, and off she went. Ooh, that tricky little imp! He must have been the one to do this. It was not a difficult thing for her to see through, now that she understood what was going on. The old pervert turned the kitchen destroyer into a pervert with hypnotic tits, then got her to hypnotise crazy rose girl, then tried to trick Shampoo into walking  right into -

Right into those magnificent, glorious boobs that would sap away her will and leave her a panting, heaving servant of her main romantic rival. She would be forced against her will to admit that her rival was the superior choice of wife for her airen, and would live out the rest of her days as a slave to those -

She slapped herself. If she had been a normal girl a slap like that would have knocked her unconscious on the spot. Shampoo frowned. Change of plan. She would follow at a distance from an angle where she could not see Akane's... new additions, discover the means by which her chest was enhanced, and then steal that method for her own use. Up to the roof she went, just in time for the two girls to walk right on by.

"Akane think her chest attract attention?" Shampoo sniffed, watching carefully as the two walked by, oblivious to her planning. "Soon you see, Shampoo's boobage superior! Make you Shampoo titslaves instead!"

1. Meanwhile, back to Ranma and Nabiki.
2. Kuno and Ryoga try to find girlfriends.
3. Happosai decides to set up a few more contingencies to observe from afar.
4. Shampoo follows while Akane gives Kodachi a rocking set of tits.
5. Akane and Kodachi actually did notice Shampoo and set a trap for her.
6. Something else