Story: Tricked Himself Into It

You know, Lelouch wasn't entirely sure of how he hadn't noticed it before. It was rather obvious. Blatant, to the point of staring him in the face. Ashford Academy was absolutely full of babes! A fact made even more apparent by the ludicrously short skirt that was part of the uniform. There were legs as far as the eye could see -

Ah, but that is something worth keeping in mind about Lelouch. He may be a freshly self hypnotised pervert, but he's also not a fool. He remembered all too well what C.C. had said about girls noticing where boys were looking. He was also a superb actor when the need took him, and so he settled for observing out of the corner of his eye while sitting in his seat and waiting for class to begin.

Two girls in particular caught his attention: Shirley Fenette and Kallen Stadtfeld ne Kozuki. On his cursory glance around the room those two were absolutely the hottest of the hot. Both of them engaged routinely in hobbies that would naturally encourage a healthy figure: Swimming and fighting a totalitarian government. Well, you could hardly call what Kallen did a <i>hobby</i> per se, more of an extremely risky political statement

Regardless: His brilliant and freshly perverted mind was now set upon a new task. It was not enough for someone with his level of pride to merely ogle girls. No, no, no! His mission was clear. It was to get his dick wet. To fornicate. To screw. To fuck. And why should he settle for anything less than second best? Especially when he knew both girls really, really well.

Actually that did present some problems he would need to overcome: Kallen thought he was a lazy genius with no interest in challenging the status quo, while Shirley - he'd had to use his Geass to make her forget about him in order to protect her psychological stability. These were rather monumental challenges for someone like him. Especially since he'd already used his Geass on them once already, and therefore could not use it on them again.

A challenge that he would gladly accept.

"Hey, Lelouch my man!" Rivalz Cardemonde said in his usual high energy and enthusiasm. "You looking forward to the festival too?"

The festival. Oh yes. The academy would be fully open to the public on that day with all sorts of events and stalls. Quite the attraction. And quite the time sink for him as vice president of the student council.

Before he could give Rivalz a reply, the boy continued: "We were thinking of having Suzaku go for the world's biggest pizza record this year. You know, since he's a fully trained Knightmare pilot and all that."

"World's biggest pizza?" Suzaku interrupted. Again, Lelouch was left with no space to say anything. It felt like he was being drawn along a conversation which, honestly, didn't interest him all that much since it was involving two boys. He'd much rather be talking with the girls right now. "What's that about?"

Ask and he shall receive: Shirley stepped in here to join the conversation. "Oh, that's easy. Did you know the Ashfords were involved in the original Knightmare prototypes? Well, they kept one called Ganymede. Apparently it was test run by Marianne the Flash."

Suzaku cast a brief look over to Lelouch. Yes, of course his friend would recognise the name of Lelouch's mother.

"Every year we got Lelouch here to try to make the world's biggest recorded pizza while piloting Ganymede," Rivalz continued. "Never quite managed it, something always goes wrong... but this year we got a pro on team. How 'bout it Suzaku?"

"Sounds like fun," Suzaku said. "So long as Lelouch doesn't mind."

"Not at all," Lelouch said, finally given the chance to speak and gladly taking it. "It gives something for Suzaku to do, and will free up more time for me. I can do whatever I want."

At this time Lelouch should have noticed it. The odd facial reaction of both of his friends. The rings in their eyes that formed when he said that. The little subtle cues that they had both been given Geass commands to let Lelouch do whatever he wanted. A little something that seemed like it should let his life be a little bit easier from the two of them, but when has life ever been so kind to the young Prince in exile?

But no, he had not noticed. He'd been too busy distracted by the concerned frown on Shirley's face while she was, in turn, staring at Rivalz. He could see the gears turning in her pretty head, and so he heard the words before she even uttered them. "That was Lelouch?" she asked. "Are you sure?"

"Huh?" Rivalz grunted. "Oh, yeah. No question."

"Are you sure?" Shirley pressed. "I don't remember it being him."

"You gotta be kidding, Shirl! Of course it was him. Lelouch always used to volunteer to pilot it, remember? Said he felt like he was sitting in history?"

Ah, Rivalz. Such a shame for you to try so hard. Though... it did give him an idea or two for later on. For the time being there was nothing to do but sit through class, but for later on... He had a few ideas percolating through his freshly perverted head.

If only he'd noticed that his Geass was permanently active, it would have caused him much less headaches in the future.

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Milly Ashford was a dirty old man in a sexy young girl's body. This wasn't just Shirley's opinion either, but rather her own. She was a living breathing tease, and not only in the sexual sense. It was far too much fun for her to get a rise out of people, that was her real priority.

It just so happened that the people she knew were most easy to get a rise out of when sex was on the table. That is to say, matters of sexuality were involved. Not getting bent over a table and - Well, you get the idea.

Now, she did care for her beloved council quite a bit. Much like a mother hen taking care of her chicks. Yet at the same time she felt like a big sister to them as well, who couldn't help but find their reactions cute when she needled them.

What she wasn't finding cute at all was Shirley's reaction to Lelou! Whatever had they been arguing about that would make her pretend like she doesn't even know him? Honestly, something like that happening under her nose? And for Shirley to take such an immature reaction... This was seriously getting in the way of her plan to ship those two together, it really was!

Alas, she currently lacked the time to properly deal with those two squabbling future lovers. Not when the festival was coming fast! There was far too much preparation to do, they were all going to be busy, busy, busy!

"Good afternoon, madame president," said the unexpectedly early voice of her vice president.

"Afternoon, Lelou!" Milly waved back at him, too busy pouring over the schematics and schedules and - guh! This was a total nightmare! "How rare for you to arrive so quickly."

"I made an excuse to check on Nunnally," Lelouch said, stepping into the room behind her. "She was... feeling a little unwell the other day. Although I must say that I had other reasons for coming as well."

"Oh yeah? What sort of reaso-"

<b>"Help me in my quest to become a better pervert."</b>

He said that as soon as she turned around to look at him. The thought settled into the pretty council president's brain, and she answered with a sleepy "yes, your majesty..."

There was a time when Milly would have been quite happy if Lelouch were to look at her chest the way he was now. Currently though, she was content to thrust her chest out for him, inviting him to examine to his heart's content. I'll be sure to let you know the moment her behaviour differs from what she'd be doing normally.

"You don't mind?" Lelouch asked, making groping motions with his hands. Milly shook her head. "Very well. Though we have little time, I shall sneak a quick grope."

"You've never done this before have you?" Milly asked. "This kind of clumsy technique isn't like you. I have a lot to teach -"

"Later," Lelouch said. "It would be disadvantageous to my ability to grow as a pervert if others caught me in the act. For the time being: My target is Shirley."

Milly smiled faintly and tilted her head. "About damn time you noticed!" she said. "That girl's been sweet on you for a long time now. Whatever are you two fighting about anyway?"

"Irrelevant," Lelouch waved it off. "What matters is this: It is vital that you situate the two of us to work together during festival work. I aim to make her my woman." He stopped and smiled. None of what he'd said sounded unreasonable to Milly so far. Of course she'd help with something like that. "Well, my first woman at any rate."

"You mean... Your second woman," Milly smiled at him, flipped her hair back and batted her eyes at him. We have only now reached the point where Milly's thinking and her actions were in any real way impacted by the Geass command.

1. The council meeting starts, and Lelouch accidentally gives Nina a command.
2. Later, Milly teaches Lelouch a few things about touching women.
3. Shirley and Kallen notice something is weird about Lelouch, and agree to investigate.
4. Something else