What's the ultimate male fantasy? Sleeping with two babes at once. Right? Imagine being in that situation. It's probably not hard. If you're a straight guy, you've probably had that fantasy a couple of times. Well... maybe even a couple hundred times.
Well, I can tell you from experience that it's not nearly as fun as you'd think. Sex is a complicated enough action as it is. When you throw in another steaming hot body into the mix, it goes well beyond complicated. It gets to a point you can't even enjoy it anymore.
"Pay attention to the woman's reaction," Tsunade instructed as I roughly took her from behind. Yeah, being lectured to was also a bit of a mood killer. "Everyone likes it in a different way. For example, your tempo is a little too slow for my liking."
Too... Too slow?! It felt as if going any faster than this would make me break a hip! I'm not old enough to be worried about breaking hips! Ah! But somehow this makes a lot of sense when I think about it: Tsunade is a highly skilled ninja who has gone through a lifetime of rigorous training to maintain optimal physical form. Aside from physical beauty, she was more fit in a general sense than I would ever be!
If I didn't need to cum so badly, that realisation would have made me back the fuck off right there and then. But no. I was in a hell of my own making now. Until Tsunade came, I would not. It was just that simple. It was just that much of a hell I had found myself in.
"She said that she wants you to go faster," Shizune said. Ah! Somehow she had slipped behind me without my noticing! Wait... What was I thinking, Shizune was a ninja too! I felt some feather light touches down my spine and a burst of energy filled my body. "While your current rate of humping could be considered perfectly normal, you should go much faster than this."
And that's when I realised the true danger that I was in. No matter how hard I fucked, no matter what technique I employed, Tsunade would consider it 'normal'. Average. Mundane. Not worth cumming over because she liked things a little more exciting than this. Physical stimulation wouldn't be enough for someone with as much control over her own body as Tsunade!
Even so, I felt my body brimming with energy as Shizune did... something to my body. This must be medical ninjutsu. Being performed on me by a naked medical assistant who was pressing her sexy body up against my back while touching numerous pressure points that were obviously designed to increase my endurance, my stamina, my resolve.
But didn't do a damned thing to relieve my aching blue balls.
Before long I was pistoning like a machine. My own pelvis was a blur. I didn't even know it was possible for a random civilian to move like this while Tsunade was still advising me on lovemaking techniques that would satisfy the ladies. Techniques which were having no real effect on how much she was getting off, no matter how well I applied them. And believe me, Shizune was there to assist at every step along the way.
"You should move in tune with my body, that saves energy for the both of us," she advised. Then grabbed my hands and moved them up to her breasts. "Don't forget to stimulate the rest of my body as well. A woman doesn't only have one erogenous zone, and they're all greedy for attention."
"That's not the issue anymooooore!" I yelled, but to no avail. They thought this behaviour was normal too and kept up their ministrations. I was trapped between a rock and a hard place. Or if you prefer, a cute assistant and a big breasted boss. Given the choice I'd rather be in the latter at this point!
Maybe... Maybe I should take the earrings off? That thought seemed more and more reasonable as time passed. If I took them off, then what I was doing would cease to be normal. Then I could cum. Sure, I'd probably die a few seconds later but at least I would be allowed to cum! Besides which! I'd surely die of exhaustion before long. Whatever those medical ninjutsu techniques were, they were bound to have their toll on my body before long!
I reached a hand up to take them off, and then -
"Yo Granny! Guess who's back!"
The door flew open and an orange suited ninja stepped into the Hokage's office. Now, I knew who this was. Of course I knew who this was. The entire village knew this idiot on sight! Naruto Uzumaki! The most hyperactive and loud ninja anywhere. People still remembered when he was just a brat running around painting the faces of past Hokages with silly scribbles. Of course that was quite a while past, now he was quite a different beast. The student of one of the Sannin and thus exactly what I needed to survive this situation.
After all, who else would have the stamina to deal with Tsunade if not the student of one of her peers? Now the trick was... how to take advantage of it?
"That mission was a snap," Naruto said, walking into the room with his hands on top of his head and a cocky swagger to his gait. "Come on, granny! Gimme a harder one!"
"Naruto! Can't you see I am in the middle of something?" Tsunade yelled. "And less of the granny! I'm not that old!"
"Ah, you always make time for me, granny!" Naruto said, blatantly ignoring her instruction. Cheeky swine! I could actually feel Tsunade tightening up in frustration at - oh gods above please let me cum. "Hey, what are you up to anyhow?"
"She's teaching me a special ninja technique!" I said, quickly interrupting her before she could say a word. My mind was working furiously here. "It's really advanced. You're not ready for this kind of technique."
"Huh? Not ready?" That's right, Naruto. You're not ready for something this advanced! If I poked your pride a little bit, you'd want to jump right on in and make Tsunade cum probably right away. There's no way he wasn't energetic or enthusiastic enough to satisfy her. "Hey, buster! I'll master this skill in no time flat! Believe it!"
"The hell you will!" Tsunade protested. "Naruto, I don't mind teaching this young man how to satisfy a woman, but you are right out! Please, leave immediately."
No, dammit! No! I had to act quickly. I had to do something. My brain was probably a bit oxygen deprived right now, so I could not really think of any other way to get out of this mess before my heart gave out. "Y-yeah, better do what granny says. You run off and play at being a ninja now, little boy. Us adults have work to do!"
Heh. That sure got his goat! He might think that what I was saying was normal, but that didn't mean he couldn't get annoyed at it. Just a little more of a push, and he'd be helping out in no time flat - Or Shizune could detach herself from my back and walk over to Naruto to guide him out of the room. No, no! Don't do that!
"Time for you to leave," Shizune said.
"Ah! No! Don't let him leave!" I protested. "There's nothing strange about having him here! It's totally normal for him to - to make Tsunade have a screaming orgasm when reporting a completed mission!"
I didn't know it at the time, but my power of normality extended a little more than simply doing whatever the fuck I wanted without anyone thinking it strange. If I said something was normal, then so it was. As such, Shizune completely let Naruto go. He walked right up to Tsunade, got on his knees. And then - well, I couldn't see what he was doing exactly, but goddamn if it didn't have the desired effect! Tsunade made a strangled little 'gurk!' noise, her body went limp. And then her pussy muscles did this weird motion around my dick, and whatever pressure point she'd done beforehand came totally undone.
It was like an explosion. Oh, I'd cum before. Plenty of times. But not like this. It was like a dam had burst. My semen shot out like a damned bullet, and with it all the energy of my body seemed to shoot out with it. Not that I cared right about then. I was free! Free of the torture created by this monster of a woman perfectly willing to train my poor body until it breaks.
Naruto rose again and scratched his head while looking at the military leader of Konoha. Who was currently lying on the ground below me, having been turned into a drooling mess.
“You..” I breathed heavily, feeling like every part of my body ached. “You.. got to teach me that trick sometime.”
"Trick, huh?" Naruto scratched his chin. "There's not really a trick to it. I just did it, you know?"
I boggled up at him from the floor. "You mean... it's totally normal... for you to go around making girls cum at will?"
Had I known at the time exactly what I had done with those words I would have fled the village never to return.
“Well yeah, how do you think I keep Sakura calm and relaxed? Oh wait, you probably don’t know her.” He tilted his head and shrugged. “Well, long story short, it is not something I could drop, way too convenient.”
That sounded fair enough. For the time being though, I was perfectly content to lie there on the floor and sleep things off for a little bit. When I woke up, I'd try to work out a few things... but hey! On the plus side, if Tsunade's lessons had stuck even a little bit then I was probably a demon in the sack.
That is to say... I'd be a demon in the sack if I took off these earrings.
- Switch POV to Naruto for the time being as he goes about his day.
- Fast forward a few hours, our protagonist wakes up still lying on the ground. Well him being there was “normal”
- Turns out the earrings don't work while the wearer is unconscious. And so he wakes up in a prison cell, waiting to be interrogated.
- Switch to Tsunade, who goes about her day with the protagonist lying there naked. As per normal.
- Something else
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