Looking over at what Sakura was wearing, Shinobu approved. Shinobu very much approved. The only way that bikini would look any better is if it was hanging on the floor. Which, to her mind, would not be far off in the future. She could see it in the priestess's body language: She was horny and she didn't know what to do with it. But she shouldn't worry. Because Ataru and Shinobu were truly superb teachers.
"I'm very concerned," Sakura said.
"Oh, don't worry! I'm sure nothing will happen between them inside a minute." Even Ataru would need more than that to rev up Lum's engines.
"Not about them," Sakura said. "I'm more concerned about your odd behaviour. Haven't you noticed anything unusual in the way you're behaving?"
Shinobu smiled and reached out her right hand to stroke that smooth naked shoulder. Gotta ease into that skinship, best not to jump right on in whole hog. "I don't see anything odd about my -"
Then all of a sudden Shinobu's left hand slapped her right, like a mother admonishing their daughter. Or a total prude trying to get in the way of a good time.
"You see?" Sakura pointed accusingly at the left hand, which was now wagging a finger in Shinobu's face. "It's clearly possessed!”
“Wait, possessed?" Shinobu asked. Using her right hand she grabbed her left wrist and pushed the offending arm down. There! It started behaving itself, that was much better.
"Oh yes, most definitely possessed," Sakura said, grabbing hold of Shinobu's hand of her own volition. Ah! Such a warm touch. Ah! Such a soft touch. If only Shinobu was touching something
else right now... her fingers began to wiggle in anticipation. "Probably some form of evil spirit."
"An evil spirit?!" Shinobu gasped. Tears welled up in her eyes. Not real tears, mind. This was a perfect chance to increase skinship through a nice hug with the scantily clad priestess. "Waah! That sounds so scary!" Shinobu cried, leaping towards Sakura.
Then judo flipping her onto the ground while yelling "That's wrong! That's sick! That's immoral!"
Huh. She didn't mean to do that. Nor did she mean to have her finger wagging in her face like that. Shinobu glowered at the offending digit and then made to try and suck on it seductively. Only to get her nose tweaked! Ack! Blast it, why was she improvising a one person Three Stooges routine when there was hot bikini priestess booty to be had?!
"This might be more serious than I thought," Sakura said while standing up. Then she turned and saw Shinobu engaged in a slap fight with her own hand. "I said more serious! Take this seriously!" she yelled.
"I'm... trying!" Shinobu grunted. "Not... that easy!" This was such a pain in the ass! And not the fun kind with lube! This hand was fighting her at every turn. And again, not the fun way with lube. Shinobu had no idea what was going on here. Once again, not the fun way with lube.
“This might be the worst case of Demon Hand Possession I’ve ever seen.” Sakura said grimly."I have an idea."
And then something wonderful happened. Namely, Sakura glomping Shinobu from behind. Oh! Bliss in a sea of insanity! How divine, like an oasis in a desert. Her arms were just under Shinobu’s own chest. A bit of upward movement and she’d be able to grab them!
"I thought so," Sakura said. "Whatever is possessing you is clearly afraid of intimacy." That made sense. It made horrible disgusting sense. "Something as natural and pure as basic human contact... how terrible!"
"W-without human contact, the human race would be doomed!" Shinobu moaned, in part a wail of despair from such a prospect. But mostly because she was pretty sure she'd got a good feel of some upper thigh there. For a woman who was ridiculously unhealthy until recently this woman's body was sure as heck fit!
"Worse yet: Imagine if it managed to possess Lum," Sakura whispered, eyeing the door to the other room. "It might cause Earth's first interplanetary, interspecies incident. Imagine if Lum became afraid of intimacy!"
That cute alien? Afraid of intimacy? Oh noooo! Shinobu started to shudder as if someone had dropped a bucket of live snails all over her. Eeeeh, noooo! That was too terrible to contemplate! “What should I do!? D-do we need to take drastic measures!?” Like get intimate with that beauty pressed against her back.
"Have no fear!" Sakura said. "One simple exorcism, and you'll be an ordinary girl once again."
Clong! She'd said the magic words. Shinobu's body went rigid for a moment. Then, like a switch being flipped, Shinobu reverted to the 'normal' personality.
"Oh, Sakura! This is truly dreadful!" Shinobu cried, sincerely this time. "An ordinary girl like me shouldn't have to go through an experience so abnormal! It's that Ataru's fault, I simply know it!"
And then to her utter dismay Shinobu's right hand went to squeeze Sakura's breast! No! What a terrible thing to try to do! Any moment Sakura would scream and call her a pervert! Curse this demon hand!
"Begone, foul demon!" Sakura yelled, slapping a charm onto the back of Shinobu's hand. She stared at it for a moment. It trembled. Then lunged for Shinobu's own chest! Oh no, it was a perverted spirit! "Attack not thy pure maiden!" Sakura yelled, this time trapping Shinobu's wrist with a set of rosary beads. "No effect... This is a very strong spirit indeed! Perhaps even an Oni!"
"Yes?" Lum said, popping her head in through the door. "Did someone ask for an Oni?"
"What's going on in here anyway?" Ataru asked, poking his own head through the door. For some reason his hair was standing on end. "Huh? What the heck are you two playing at?"
"Oh, this?" Shinobu gulped nervously. "Uh! S-Sakura was showing me her exorcism techniques! They're really fun and interesting! Right, Sakura?!"
It must be said at this point that Sakura was a consummate professional exorcist. Stop laughing! She was! Really, she was! In any event she could plainly see that Shinobu did not wish to be humiliated by having her malady exposed to her associates. Strict confidentiality is well understood, perhaps even better by those of religious faith than those in medical or legal practise. The last thing someone coming to a priestess for an exorcism wants is for her to spill the beans on, say, the flatulence ghost possessing them.
"That's right," Sakura said, ignoring the hand snaking around her waist to goose her rear end. Hrm... Maybe she'd misunderstood the spirit's intentions? Maybe it was the other way around from what she was assuming? The spirit was making Shinobu try to do perverse things, and she was intercepting them? That was certainly possible...
Though for some reason that left a weight on her soul that felt... uncomfortable. As if she'd prefer that not to be the case. Probably nothing important in that, nothing to read into.
"Shinobu wanted to see what it looks like when I exorcise a spirit, that's all!" Sakura said, pulling away her equipment and putting it back into the ether realm from which she had summoned it.
"Well, I for one think you look pretty charming!" Ataru said.
"Oh yes, that bikini definitely suits you," Lum remarked, giving a pointed look towards Shinobu. "That sort of fashion truly is more ordinary in outer space. I'd say that Shinobu's overdressed look is rather <i>abnormal</i>."
The clothes she was wearing were... Abnormal? But Shinobu was a good girl. Shinobu was a normal girl. She looked around. At Lum's slutty dress. At Sakura's slutty bikini. Her eye twitched so violently it would've won her heavyweight championship boxing matches.
Th-that assessment was correct. Shinobu's clothes were... they were out of the ordinary. At least within this company. Oh gosh! And she'd be visiting an alien world. Dressed like this. Dressed weirdly. She wasn't weird. Not at all. Therefore she was - she should - she ought to -
"I... should be wearing a bikini right now," Shinobu said. Then her eye twitched so violently that in another dimension Superman got knocked the fuck out and didn't know why. "I really must be wearing a bikini. A nice ordinary bikini. To fit in. I must fit in. Peer pressure, woo!"
“Yellow? Blue? Polka dot? Striped? Itsy bitsy?” Ataru said, suddenly pulling out a whole bunch of Bikinis Shinobu’s size, “Take your pick!.”
The girls all stared at him in silence for a moment. Shinobu's hand grabbed hold of the polka dot slingshot model without the girl seeming to notice. None of them quite knew how to ask the question on all of their minds. Yet the question was there, waiting to be asked.
Lum broke the silence. "Darling, why do you have so many different bikinis that are all exactly Shinobu's size?"
"Oh, I always carry these around with -"
He didn't even finish the sentence before getting struck by lightning by an irate, but still cute, alien girl who still liked him. For some fucking unknown reason.
Alas, Shinobu had still been gripping the tiny skimpy barely there bikini as Lum shocked him. As such she got her second dose of Oni Shock. The switch was flipped yet again, which left Shinobu staring at the bikini with an expression that could only possibly mean "nice pick!"
"I think you should leave!" Sakura ushered them out of the room quickly. "Resume your date. Shinobu needs to change clothes."
"Aw man, do we have to?" Ataru griped.
"Yes, darling! It's not right for you to stay while another girl is getting dressed!"
Actually, Ataru was already fully aware that Shinobu was in the process of getting dressed. She'd pulled her blouse down and licked her lips in a rather over exaggerated way. Not that either Lum or Sakura noticed what Shinobu was up to. Which was fine for Shinobu. 'Cause from back here she could check out what her man's butt looked like in between two babe's. Mmph! Never mind putting meat between two slices of bread, that was the kind of sandwich Shinobu lived to see.
"Behave yourself, shan't be long!" Sakura sang, pushing the dating couple through the door and then quickly closing it. "That's a relief. Now we can get down to the... exorcism?"
"How do I look?" Shinobu asked, thrusting her chest out and miming as though she were yawning. The v-shaped bikini barely covered the minimum to not be considered nude, and genetics had been very kind of Shinobu’s body. Not as curvy or busty as some girls, but she was trim and in perfect shape. And of course she knew exactly the best ways to flaunt her goods.
"Oh, you look nice," Sakura answered. Much as she wanted to check the priestess out again Shinobu was watching for something a bit more nuanced here: Where Sakura's eyes wnet. The answer? On a tour of Shinobu's body. Starting at the head, then going down her chest and down her waist, hips, legs, back up... And then she went for a second round. That was good. The first was a trip that anyone would've taken. The second meant she was thirsty enough to take a very thorough drink. "Shall we continue with the exorcism?"
"Maybe you should check my pressure points," Shinobu suggested, squatting down very slightly and leaning forwards on her knees. Since Sakura was taller than her, she didn't have to do much to give her a good look down the fun end of the V shape. "That's a thing you can do, right?"
"Hrm... It might be worth taking a closer look at your vital areas..." Sakura mused. "Very well. Sit in my lap."
She went there with more speed and eagerness than some dogs leap into their owner's lap. Sakura's thighs! What a prize! Was there even an inch of this woman that wasn't blessed by the Goddess of Beauty? Had Aphrodite Hathor and Freya entered into a competition to see who could give this woman's body the most sensual blessing?
To her annoyance Sakura didn't start in any of the fun areas. Instead she went for Shinobu's hand to start off with. Poking and prodding at the back of it. "How long has this been an issue?" Sakura asked. "Are there any other symptoms I should be aware of?"
Tshhh! This was no fun! Shinobu squirmed back into Sakura's chest. As much as she was enjoying this, she really wanted to get to the main event. That is to say: Prepping the chaperone for a deep thorough dicking, Moroboshi style. With this focus on her hand Shinobu knew this wouldn't get anywhere, and it'd get there super fast.
"Well, there has been a tightness in my chest," Shinobu smoothly lied. "Like a heavy weight was hanging over my heart."
"Ah? Your chest...?" Sakura mused, absently trailing her hands along Shinobu's arms. "There's nothing in your limbs so maybe... Show me where."
"Gladly." Oh, but if the priestess could see the triumphant smirk on Shinobu's face. She grabbed hold of those gentle strong hands with her own, and firmly guided them in, inch by inch. "About here," she said. Not quite leaving Sakura's hands on her boobs. But not far off either. This would be the test and - Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Sakura's hands almost automatically moved underneath Shinobu's bikini and began a thorough examination of her -
"Bad! Naughty! Cut that out!" Shinobu suddenly yelled, flinging Sakura's hands away from her breasts. Oh, blast it all!
"Aha!" Sakura yelled in response, whirling Shinobu around and mounting her. Oof! Gosh! C-cowgirl style! With - with her hands on Shinobu's now bare breasts! Dreams do come true! "There must be some weakness in your breasts. As soon as I touched them, the evil spirit freaked out!"
Squeeze, squeeze. Shinobu's eyes fluttered. Oooh! Not bad. For an amateur. It helped she was easily a ten on anyone's hotness scale. That always gave a big roll bonus for this kind of thing.
"You see? That moan was the sound of the fiend trying to dissuade me!" Sakura said, huffing out a cloud of steam from her nose. You know. Shinobu might have almost mistaken that for determination, if not for the fact that she'd seen herself wearing that face one too many times in the mirror for her to count. "I will... Exorcise your boobs! With great vigor!" Sakura said with a tenor in her voice that she probably wouldn't recognise as wanton lustful need.
"Nooooo!" Shinobu cried and moved to push her away. "By which I mean yesssss! Please Sakura!" She guided those hands instead to grab hold of the priestess right on her boobs. Her immaculate boobs which were bigger than Shinobu's by quite a bit. Mmph! Now that's the stuff! "I can - I can feel it trying to control my hands!" Squeeze squeeze!
"Cut that out!" Shinobu yelled and tried to withdraw her hands. Her left hand was able to pull away and tried to pull the right along with it by the wrist.
"Nuh uh!" Shinobu said back. "Not for anything!" And back the hands went.
"I said stop that! It's perverted!" Shinobu cried, this time the right hand breaking free and trying to pull her left away.
The struggle was stopped when Sakura's fingers started doing very interesting things to Shinobu's nipples. "The demon tries to dissuade me," she said. "It is desperate. It is pleading for its existence. But it shall find no mercy in me. I shall... Exorcise your breasts, and nothing in the world will stop me from doing so!"
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Did you ever have the feeling that something awesome was going on next door and you didn't know anything about it? You know, like a vague feeling that secretly all your friends were invited to an amazing party and deliberately didn't invite you, but it was also in the room next to where you were?
Ataru had that feeling. Ataru had that feeling <i>hard</i>.
"Darling! Stop staring at the door! There are other more fun things you could be staring at, you know?"
"Like what?" he asked, turning around and immediately regretting it (by which we mean, his heart skipped a beat) when he beheld the sight of Lum, in that sexy dress, floating in mid-air on her side giving him steamy bedroom eyes. In answer to his question, Lum pointed at herself and waggled her eyebrows.
"So? What do you want to do?" Lum asked. “We had a fun outing.” OK scaring the piss out of that farmer had been kind of funny, “And dinner, so I think we should have our date take the next step, Darling.”
"The next step?" he asked, turning his nose up. A few seconds later, Lum's face drifted gently into view. So he turned away. "Whatever do you mean?" he asked the wall. A few seconds later Lum's bare leg drifted into view. So he looked at another wall. "You couldn't mean what that sounds like it means. 'Cause we have a chaperone."
"Not a very good one, to be quite honest," Lum said. "I think she's more interested in your friend than our date. Are lesbian relationships common on your world?"
Only when Shinobu was around. And those quickly tended to become bisexual relationships if either of them had anything to do with...
Lum's cleavage suddenly filled his view. This was a sight most men would die for, and die gladly thinking it was a price worth their own lives. Not so much Ataru Moroboshi. Instead he resolutely looked away yet again from the flirtatious alien chick that wanted to be nowhere else but inside his personal space.
"Well, if you're going to be like that, then I suppose it's plain to see which of us is the better date!" Lum harrumphed.
“Excuse me! I will have you know that I’m a great date!”
"Empirical evidence says otherwise..." Lum teased. "Unless you're going to put your currency where your eating hole is."
Hah! Yeah right. She probably coasted by on two things: That physique and that bikini. Lum probably didn't know the first thing about making a guy happy on a date other than letting them look at her. On the other hand, Ataru knew how to make a girl happy. He knew exactly how to make a girl very, very happy!
What he didn't know was how to most effectively get them into a position where they would let him make them very, very happy. That was, uh, more Shinobu's role in the relationship. So he cleared his throat. Looked Lum dead in the eye. And then said the first thing that came to his mind:
"So, come here often?"
"... This is my spaceship, so yes?" Lum replied.
The two of them stared at each other for a moment there. A long silent moment. Crap he just remembered that Shinobu would usually be the one to start the conversations! The only other thing he could think to ask was -
"What are your measurements?"
"Can't remember. Wanna help me check?"
Crap! She was the one seducing him all of a sudden! He needed to regain control of this or else the next thing he'd know there'd be wedding bells in his future. Now, if pressed Ataru would have a hard time explaining why that was a bad thing exactly, but still!
"So how's this hot date going?"
Relief! Ataru turned around to greet his saviour. Shinobu in a slingshot bikini! The V stood for 'victory'! As in, the inevitable victory he was going to have over Lum. Oh, making her eat her own words would be so, so sweet. As would making her putty in his hands with Shinobu's inevitable help.
"Darling's being difficult," Lum said, sticking her tongue out at him. "He doesn't seem to want to do anything!"
“Ugg, he’s getting tsundere again.” Shinobu huffed, Well if we got to get him up and close to you why not dance?" she suggested.
"Who is getting tsundere?!" Ataru yelled. And then Lum and Shinobu teamed up for the first time since meeting each other, pointing both of their index fingers directly at Ataru. "There better be someone behind me!"
"Dancing is acceptable," Sakura said, strutting into the room and stretching out her arms with an odd smile on her face. "So long as the two of you don't get too involved, you may dance to your leisure. But be warned, both of you: I will be watching closely."
Shinobu stepped back behind Sakura and lifted a finger to her lips. Yeah. Sure. Sakura could watch as closely as she liked. Question was, would she see anything? Ataru coughed and held out his hand. Lum took it -
And then he whirled her around into a picture perfect tango holding position. Urgh. This had been Shinobu's idea. She'd made him practise for literally months before he got it right. Then rewarded him with an awesome new trick she'd learned with his tongue. In her words 'you are way better at the physical stuff, so dancing is the perfect way to work your magic touch'.
"D-Darling, I didn't know you could dance," Lum said. "Oooh! I don't know this Earth dance, though..."
"Eh, I'll teach you," Ataru said. Actually... funny thing, this might play to his advantage. His hand was in the small of her back right now. "Hey, put your hands around my neck for now, I'll use my hands to guide your movement."
“Oh hey it does have the right music for this dance.” Shinobu said, having flicked through something called “Zikipedia” on a nearby terminal to find an listing on Earth music, before playing a nice saucy tango tune. Never underestimate the power of a wingwoman.
"Hrm... Yes, hearing the music does help a little," Lum said. "Darling, could you please teach me the rest?"
She stepped closer to him. Heh! As if that would work on a guy like him! No matter how her hair smelled... really spicy and kinda nice actually... And no matter how her body felt up against his, she'd never seduce him before he seduced her. Not now that his hands were on her back.
Speaking of, he glanced across towards his 'chaperone'. Who was indeed watching carefully. Behind her, Shinobu cracked her knuckles and leaned down to whisper something in Sakura's ear. Apparently something that Sakura was receptive to. Cue a shoulder rub.
"Oooohhhh, Darling..." Lum sighed. "This is so nice..."
It's gonna get a whole lot nicer. His fingers danced along Lum's spine while he gently guided the alien through the dance. Maybe he was wrong, but it looked like Sakura was on the verge of being seduced. Like, if Shinobu went for it they'd probably start scissoring right there on the floor heedless of the pair of them. He grinned. Maybe they'd even be able to pull Lum into that action-
And you know what? If it wasn't only Lum then it wouldn't be a problem for him. Throw in the other two as well and... oof, yeah! He'd go for that in a heartbeat. No problem at all! And he'd never have even dreamed of getting that far if it wasn't for Shinobu.
He spun Lum around, and then dipped her without thinking about it. She looked up at him with those big innocent eyes, which sparkled with a colour you'd never see in a human's eyes. Yeah... you know what, she was pretty enough to pull into this. Not because he liked her or anything! Just... the more the merrier, you know? That's why he was going to lean on in like this. Close his eyes. Embrace the moment and see where it all leads...
"Perverts!"
Where it went was, apparently, a judo thrown priestess hurled across an alien spaceship, where she bumped into Ataru and sent him flying. This in turn left said priestess landing atop Lum, whose puckered lips wound up around Sakura's nipple instead. Much to their mutual shock and horror.
"Uh... Sorry - not sorry, they were about to kiss!" Shinobu yelled, as if that explained a single damned thing.
- The date continues.
- Okay, something is up with Shinobu and Lum can't ignore it anymore.
- The date ends with all of them feeling blue balled.
- Meanwhile, some of Lum’s friends hear about her bringing her new boyfriend over.
- Something else
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