Story: Dojo of Perversion

While Soun and Genma had been out of touch for a while, they knew each other of old. Which was making both of them quite nervous for, as it turned out, exactly the same reason. They both wanted this arranged marriage deal to work. It benefited both of their retirement plans too well for it to fail. Trouble was, neither of them wanted the other to know one simple fact:

That their daughter(s) was/is an insatiable pervert.

Soun knew it was only a matter of time before his daughter’s urges overcame their good sense and something happened. So he needed to get them married off so that they could instead get that they could get the sexual care they needed from their husbands. The simultaneously lucky and <b>unlucky</b> bastards, depending on how much stamina their future husbands had.

Genma was arguably in the more difficult situation. This was a very recent turn of events for him. The boy had been rather ordinary. You know, if you put aside matters like the deathly phobia of cats and the high natural talent in martial arts. But that curse had created <b>her.</b> A warped reflection of his son which sought out sex whenever possible. Who knew how Soun would react if she came back one night with some crazy girl she seduced? Or worse, some crazy boy!?

Which led to here and now, with the two of them sitting on opposite ends of the shogi board, smiling stiff smiles at the other and hoping the other didn't notice anything amiss.

"Lovely day isn't it!" Soun said out of nowhere. "No danger of your son randomly transforming today!"

Genma grinned back. He didn't mean anything by that, did he? Had he already found out? No! Had Soun found out he'd have brought it up directly already!

"I'm sure if he did, your daughters would help him out!" Genma replied.

Soun blinked very rapidly. Genma didn't know, did he? No, he couldn't have. He'd have called it all off already had he the faintest inkling of what those three were really like!

"Hot buns for the pair of you," Kasumi said, placing a small plate on the floor next to them and then humming a gentle tune while walking off.

Inside of their minds, both fathers were screaming.

"Pop, I'm back from school and I brought some babes with me!" Ranma's girl form called out. Genma fell over, choking on Kasumi's hot bun. Then Ranma entered with an arm around the waist of Akane and Nabiki. Thank heavens!

The two girls laughed at Ranma’s greeting, seemed they took it all as a joke! Good!

"Ah, Ranma. How was your first day at school?" Soun asked.

"It was fine," Ranma shrugged. She disengaged from the two sisters, and Soun couldn't help but notice the hungry looks both girls gave Ranma's cursed form. He swallowed nervously. "Though I wound up getting Nabiki all wet."

Soun was not in fact eating one of Kasumi's hot buns at the time, so he was choking on his own panic rather than anything delicious. Still, when one is choking it matters not how tasty the cause is because your mind is rather preoccupied elsewhere.

While Soun was left speechless Genma recovered and quickly grabbed Ranma, hauling her off for a quick private father daughter (soon to become father son) chat. Ranma didn't actually struggle, though she did reach back towards Akane and Nabiki in a manner akin to a character in a movie being dragged off into the shadows by a giant hellbeast.

"It is not fair how fuckable she is," Nabiki said once the Saotomes were gone.

"Nabiki! Language!" Akane said. Then she spanked her older sister. Right on her barely covered butt. This - oddly enough - did precious little to help Soun recover from his bout of choking. Akane hadn’t done that before! Dear lord they were getting <i>worse</i>! He didn't think that was possible!

"Kkkrk!" Soun gasped for air. "Ak-Akane, please tell me what happened at school today?" Soun asked, rather dreading the answer.

"Oh, the usual," Akane shrugged. "I was rushed by a group of horny boys who I had to beat off before I even got to class. As usual.”

Soun really wished his daughter would find a better way to phrase that.

"Then Ranma wound up getting in on the action... and wound up transforming in front of everyone! Now all those perverts are surely lusting after her as well."

"Do you think Ranma will have to beat off all those boys as well?" Nabiki asked. Rather blatantly pushing all of Soun's buttons. And doing it on purpose for her own amusement.

"Maybe, I don't know," Akane shrugged. "I think she might go for that, she seems like the sort of girl who likes a little action."

Deep breath Soun. Deep breath. She wasn't saying what it sounded like, it was all in your head.

“Also I wonder if Ranma will fuck any of them,” Nabiki added.

“Nabiki!” Another spank. This time Nabiki sucked in air and bent over a little in time with it.

Soun began to weep. His retirement was surely ruined!

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"Whataya want, pops?" girl form Ranma asked. "Couldn't you see I was working my magic on those sisters? You did want me marrying them, right?"

"One of them!" Genma corrected, bopping her on the head. "I want you to marry one of them! Akane! Not both of them!"

"G-Got it! You want me marrying all three -"

Another bop on the head. "Akane! Only Akane!" Genma sat back and folded his arms. This was quite tiresome. "So, tell me about your day at school. Did you make any new friends?"

Genma was watching the girl's face closely. It was eerie. At the same time she was recognisable as Ranma, but it was also easy to see Nodoka's face in there as well. Which made him dread whatever the girl might say or do next.‘

Genma imagined his wife with her sex drive for a moment. It would be an interesting thought if not tied to his life being ruined and perhaps seppuku being commited. Still... A martial artist should try to rise to any challenge... No, no. That was the Master whispering to you from beyond the grave. Ignore that devil's voice and focus on what Ranma was saying!

"I met this super cute boy that I really wanna fuck," Ranma said. She made a lewd gesture with her hips and smoothed her hands down her legs. "I mean, god. He's dumb as a bag of rocks and somehow harder to break but he's soooo handsome that I don't even care. Once I beat his stupid purity fetish out of him-”

“Boy! You’re engaged! That means being faithful!”

"I'll invite Akane along as well!" Ranma said.

Right! That did it! No more of this! Genma produced a kettle and poured some warm water over his son, turning him back to his normal non perverted boy form. What a relief! A brief reprieve but still a reprieve!

"So, this boy you met at school," Genma asked.

"Oh, that Kuno jerk?" Ranma snorted. "Urgh, he really pisses me off. He's got that snobby better-than-thou kinda manner about him. Something about the way he talks sets my teeth on edge too. Every time I think about him my fists clench like I wanna hit something."

Good good! Wanting to kick a idiot’s ass was a healthy not perverted interest!

“He’s just this asshole, calling Nabiki a slut just cause she dresses nice, and was creeping on Akane.”

Yes. Genma had seen. Nabiki dressed <i>very</i> nice. Oh, he'd much rather have a respectable daughter like that than the genuinely slutty magically created daughter that Jusenkyo had thrust upon him!

"I had real fun messing with him, though!" Ranma chuckled. "He tried purifying my girl side, so I dressed up like a nun to make fun of him for a bit."

A nun? Genma blinked very slowly. Dressed up like... a nun? He'd seen that outfit before. He'd seen Ranma's girl form using that very same outfit, in fact., When he had gone to some Christian priests and nuns and to see if they could do something about the curse.

Needless to say they after they saw what Ranma did with Sister Angela the Saotomes were kicked out. The last he'd heard, she'd hooked up with some boxer.

Anyway, if the girl had showed up wearing <i>that outfit</i> then there could be no question at all that she'd tried to do something with that boy. No question at all. Which he probably did right in front of the Tendo sisters, too.

"So, boy? Did those sisters say anything strange about your... your nun habit?"

"It's not really a habit," Ranma said. "I mean, it's not like I cosplay for the hell of it, you know?"

... Right, right. His son was also a bit of an idiot, wasn't he?

"Did the sisters say anything about you dressing up like a nun?"

"Eh... No, not really," Ranma answered. "Nabiki took a couple of pictures." Which boy form Ranma must never, ever see. "It was just a gag, you know?”

"Well, so long as you continue getting along with Akane I don't mind!" Genma grinned, forcing himself through it. Forcing himself to bear it. "You are getting along with her, aren't you?"

"None of your business!" Ranma huffed. "It's up to me who I marry!"

“Well remember Akane sure seemed interested! Wouldn’t want to disappoint a cute girl like her right boy?"

"Cute? Who is supposed to be cute?" Ranma grumbled, blushing like someone had pinched his cheeks. Which Genma, to his surprise, was feeling a mighty strong urge to do. Well. This was a promising start. The boy might well wind up married to that girl.

So long as the boy's cursed form didn't fuck everything up! Or, for that matter, fuck everything!

1. What's going on with Ryoga?
2. The sisters reflect on Ranma.
3. Kuno plans and plots.
4. Boy it sure is awkward when Genma finds a scrawny guy stalking his son/daughter.
5. Something else