Those of us who frequent the BEA or various other “adult” fiction sites may be keenly aware of such a thing as "erotic hypnosis". Or, if that's not to your taste how about "corruption"? You know how it goes. Some innocent but cute boy/girl is going about their business and then BAM, they cross the path of a horny hypnotist who sets about doing all sorts of nasty things to their minds and bodies.
Well, this may be hard to believe but sometimes hypnosis acts as a barrier to the nooky rather than the cheat code. Sometimes the hypnosis is used to purify the corruption rather than lead one astray down the wrong path. Sometimes, as in the case of one Shinobu Miyake, hypnosis was the course that led to a perfectly normal - sorry, can't do that seriously - 'perfectly normal' girl. Who can bench an adult without breaking a sweat.
Sometimes hypnosis is the enemy of the pervert. What does that mean? Well...
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"I'm a perfectly ordinary girl," Shinobu repeated to herself while on her way to Ataru's place. The girl was sullen. The girl was frustrated. The girl was a little bit pissed off. "What did I have to do to deserve this? Ataru and I were getting along great until that slutty... sexy... bikini clad alien from beyond the stars dropped into his lap. Being all cute and adorable. And lickable!"
A strange grin had appeared on her face as she said the last parts. Then out of nowhere she said the phrase "I'm a perfectly ordinary girl," and the grin disappeared.
It was like her parents were always saying to her. That Moroboshi boy was bad news. He attracts trouble like a lightning rod, and she keeps on insisting on being at ground zero. It made the girl scowl. They just didn't understand! She dated Ataru because they had so much in common! He was a girl chasing pervert and she was... She was....
"A perfectly ordinary girl," she repeated. Right. Why did she date him again? He kept on looking at other girls. Hitting on them, asking them out. Even while they were on a date! What was appealing about that? Why was she fighting so hard to keep him? Her parents were right, he really was a lightning bolt for -
"Shinobu!" he suddenly yelled, leaping in from out of nowhere to glom onto her. She caught him by reflex alone, which was a big mistake because he wasn't just a lightning rod in a metaphorical sense.
"Darling!" but also a literal one. A bolt not from the blue, but from the girl. The very same cute, sexy, lickable Oni that Shinobu had been complaining about earlier. Lum’s aim was very good, and she put the lie to the idiom about Lightning never strikes twice. She had no issue striking three, four, five times on the same spot. Especially if Ataru happened to be standing in it right after hitting on a pretty girl.
Trick was, on this occasion he had glomped onto the pretty girl in question. Which meant that the electricity didn't only course through its target but also said girl. Said completely ordinary girl was now getting a good old jolt to the system, which was having a little bit of an effect on her neurons.
"I'm... A... perfectly... ordinary... gi-girl!" Shinobu reflexively remarked, but her face was showing an expression completely out of line with something a girl would normally show...
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It had been some months before the Oni had first come to Planet Earth, but it sure felt like the the world was ending for the Miyake’s.
“I’m back!” Shinobu happily declared, wearing a skirt far too short and a top far too skimpy.
“Welcome H-home Shinobu.” Mrs. Miyake said, trying not to look directly at her daughter. “H-how was your date?”
“Amazing. We found this cute catholic schoolgirl and took her with us to the party.” Shinobu said, walking past her parents in the living room and opening the fridge.
“Y-you dragged another girl with you and Moroboshi!?” She said, panic rising in her voice.
“Hmm yeah it was a blast, showed her a good time.” Shinobu nodded.
Mr. Miyake took a deep breath, This was it. He knew what he needed to do. For the sake of their daughter. For the sake of her future! “Shinobu?”
“Yeah Dad?” She said, opening a soda can.
“We’re all heading out tomorrow to someone I think will help you with your problems.”
"Daddy! Thank you so much!" Shinobu rushed up to hug him. "You're finally getting me those dancing lessons I've been asking for!"
Both of them paled, thinking about the sort of dancing she wanted to get up to. “N-no. It’s like… to help you in school, and for your future. A doctor, of sorts.”
Shinobu tilted her head in confusion. “What kind of doctor? I’m not sick.”
Well that was up for debate. “Just come with us tomorrow and we’ll see how it goes.” Mrs. Miyake said.
Shinobu thought about it. “I’ll have to reschedule tomorrow’s date…”
“I think Moroboshi can handle one less… date…” Mr. Mikaye said.
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“Two girls making out.”
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“Two boys making out.”
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“Orgy.”
Flip.
“Ataru’s dick.”
Flip.
"Me with a dick."
Flip.
"Me and Ataru swordfighting. With our dicks."
The doctor put away the inkblot cards. “Well Shinobu it seems that, well, you think about sex a lot.”
"No I don't," Shinobu said. "I think about it all the time."
The doctor laughed, “Well that sure is interesting. I suppose you’re quite a healthy young woman.”
Shinobu tapped her finger against the side of the chair. Thus far this doctor had been doing nothing but asking her weird questions and setting up these exercises. Was this some trick to try and break up her and Ataru again? Least it wasn’t like that arranged marriage they tried to set her up with. All sitting here talking to this doctor was doing was making her bored, and when she got bored she got horny. “Hey does that secretary at the front desk have a boyfriend?”
The doctor chuckled, “I don’t think she’d be interested in dating a patient, even one as colorful as you.”
"Give me five minutes."
"Shinobu..."
"Alright. One minute."
“For now we need to finish our session.” The doctor said. “Now that i’ve pinpointed the problem I think it’s time to begin the final exercise, for today.” He reached behind his desk and pulled out what looked like an electric, except it was one solid blade with a spiral painted on it. He clicked the device on, and it began creating a spinning spiral. “Now Shinobu, for this next exercise I’ll need you to be relaxed. Take deep breaths and focus on the spiral.
Since she wanted this to be over with, Shinobu nodded. She stared at the spinning device, taking slow deep breaths.
“Are you relaxed?” He said.
Shinobu shook her head, slowly taking deeper breaths. Wait a minute. “Oh this is some kind of hypnosis. Kinky! But I should warn you, my willpower won't be that easy to break. Easy to break. Easy to break. Easy to break..." She said as she slipped into a hypnotic trance.
“Can you hear me Shinobu?” The doctor said.
“Yes…”
“Good. Now, tell me, do you want to make people happy?”
“Of course…” She said. “They get so happy when I… ah…” She squirmed in her seat.
“Well that doesn’t make them happy Shinobu.”
“It… doesn’t…?”
“No. Do you know what would make people happy?” The doctor said in a soothing voice over the drone of the hypnosis machine. “Being a perfectly ordinary girl.”
“Ordinary… girl…?”
“Repeat after me, I am a Perfectly Ordinary Girl.”
“I am a Perfectly Ordinary Girl.”
“Yes, and Perfectly Ordinary Girls do not constantly chase other people.”
“No… chasing… people?”
“No. They don’t go to wild parties or pick up boys and girls for threesomes.”
“What about a four or fivesome?”
“No ‘somes’ whatsoever. Perfectly Ordinary Girls are only interested in a single man, and will only have sex after marriage.”
“Wait… for a ring…”
“So what are you Shinobu?”
“A perverted ordinary girl.”
“Wrong. Perfectly Ordinary Girl.”
“Perfectly... Ordinary… girl.”
The doctor nodded. “That’s right.”
In the end Shinobu went to see this doctor ten times. But finally, to her parents great relief, she became the good, nice, sweet, Perfectly Ordinary Girl they had always wanted as a daughter.
Or at least until an alien lightning bolt knocked loose a long locked part of her brain.
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"Darling!" Lum yelled, floating down from out of the sky towards the fallen pair. "Stop hitting on that Earth girl!"
"Yeah, Ataru!" Shinobu yelled, extracting herself from underneath Ataru, rising to her feet and looming over him with her hands on her hips. "Stop hitting on Earth girls, when there's an out of this world babe right there practically begging for you to bang her stupid!"
"Right!" Lum sniffed, crossed her arms and was about to turn up her nose when Shinobu's words caught up with her. "Uh... W-what did you just say, Shinobu?"
"Want me to repeat it for you?" Shinobu said, suddenly well inside of Lum's personal space. "I'll whisper it in your ear if you ask me nice."
Now, so far as Lum was concerned there was a simple explanation for this. Her bolt of lightning had somehow put her Darling's personality inside of Shinobu! Now, that was a simple explanation. It was also the wrong one. Occam's Razor is a suggestion, not a rule!
"Shinobu, please stay calm!" Lum said, panic starting to rise about what she'd done to the poor girl. "I'll find a way to fix this."
"Well, that's a relief to hear," Shinobu nodded. "We've gone long enough without a threesome already!"
"Yay!" Ataru yelled into the pavement. "This is more like the Shinobu I know!" He got up and grabbed Shinobu’s hands “What have you been doing the past few months baby?”
“I don’t know!” Shinobu said, “For some reason I thought I was some boring Perfectly Ordinary Girl." She stuck out her tongue and made 'yeuch' noise. "Oh man, the missed opportunities. If I'd been myself, the two of us would've had that oni invader in the sack the second day of that stupid tag race. Still! At the very least I have that memory of you in those shorts rushing after her topless."
Lum was caught between the two perverts not quite able to process what was going on at the moment. But soon enough her mind would be catching up reality, and from there she began to feel emotions about it. Conflicting emotions.
On the one hand, she had a hankering to get a-zapping. On the other, a-zapping is what caused this in the first place. What if she somehow made Shinobu even more perverted than Ataru? While such a thing should not be possible, Lum knew all too well that the limits of understanding could always be pushed further and further, even limits that we did not wish to be so pushed.
“Did you know she tried to get her top back from me before the race restarted?” Ataru said.
“Oh man, where’d you hide it from her?” Shinobu said.
“Where else, under my shirt!”
Shinobu burst out laughing, “Perfect! God I love you Ataru, you’re the best.”
Such... Conflicting... Emotions! Must not smite! Must not smite! At least... not with electricity! Lum reached out and grabbed the two of them by the cheeks, which wasn't especially difficult considering how much they were smiling.
"Will you two stop being so... So creepy?!" she yelled at them. But as she was about to learn that wouldn't stop them. Nothing in the heavens or earth could stop them.
"Yo, Ataru! I think the alien babe wants some satisfaction."
"Eh?! Not a chance! She'll have me chained down in no time flat!"
"Hrmph! A chick turns boring for a couple months, and you lose your spunk! She's already shocking you, right? So go for it already, how the hell are you even keeping your hands off her!"
Honestly, that was kind of something that had been bothering Lum as well. Not that she would admit to it! Still, Ataru seemed willing to hit on anything in a skirt and Lum was wearing a hell of a lot less than that. What's more her body type definitely conformed to the sort of ideal he seemed to like. If anything she should be fending him off with a stick rather than the other way around.
And it's here that we see why the pair of them were so feared, so concerned were Shinobu's parents. It was genuinely hard to say which of them was a worse influence on the other. On top of that, when they got together it was like they had something of an understanding. They knew how to draw anyone into the sack. They knew how to show anyone a good time. It wasn't something they did deliberately, or a skill they'd learned. It just... sort of happened.
"Come to think of it, maybe you're not the problem: She is!" Shinobu suddenly said. "I bet this alien oni's got the look but she ain't got the touch. Some silly little virgin who thinks strutting around looking <i>fantastic</i> in a bikini is enough to satisfy a man." Shinobu turned and gave Lum a once over. "Holy shit that body though, it's easy to see why she might think that. Anyway, what you need is a woman who can satisfy you. Which, last I checked, was me."
Case in point. Whether she meant to or not, Shinobu was jumping up and down on Lum's pride button. "H-Hey! What do you mean I don't know how to satisfy a man?!" she yelled. "I'm more than a pretty face, I'll have you know, tcha!"
"Then how about dinner and a night in your ship?" Ataru asked coyly, but also surprised that he even made the offer. He, being a Takahashi male protag, wasn't quite psychologically ready for the possibility of admitting his attraction to the Takahashi female protag. Even to himself. So that kind of caught him off guard.
"Done!" Lum sniffed. "Saying I don't know how to satisfy a man... I'll rock his backwater world right out of this solar system!"
Then she stormed off to her spaceship to get everything in order, too angry and boiling over in wounded pride to even think of the fact that she'd just left the two perverts alone together, staring up after her as she flew off.
"... What just happened here?" Ataru asked.
"Dunno, don't care, can't wait to see what happens after you rock that tight little oni ass out of the solar system and back."
And so it was that a dark and terrible evil long thought vanquished returned to plague the streets of Tomobiki. Not that you could tell from the hearts in Ataru's eyes as he looked towards Shinobu: His girlfriend was back!
- As Lum gets her dinner date ready, Shinobu calls to give her some “advice.”
- Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi notice that Shinobu’s “relapsed” and realize they need to keep her parents ignorant of this before they have a nervous breakdown
- Shinobu runs into Sakura, who suddenly felt a great shift in the balance of the universe’
- Something Else
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