Story: Rei Swarm

 

Asuka was bored. Here she was, a brilliant genius kept alive for countless millenia by these body and reality fucking dolls, giving her really freaky sex and doing all they could to keep themselves entertained - and she was finally, at last, fed up. Fully and completely.

She was being kept 'in reserve' for when her part in the story was due to come. Apparently they were going through the motions of 'canon', or in other words, what happened when they all met up so very long ago, and doing their own perverted twist on it all, but since her nice ass was in Europe for the first couple of fucking weeks, she was having to do nothing here but cool her heels and wait.

And wait. And wait. And fucking wait.

"Are you seriously going to just leave me in here by myself?!" Asuka yelled to the heavens. "Come on! What are you even going to do with me this time? Ohhh, the tsundere routine again Hrmph! Come on, come up with something original for a fucking change!"

Suddenly, she felt herself need to brace herself against something because an indescribable pleasure began to rise within her chest. Her breathing grew heavy, her pussy became very demanding, and then - a blue haired head popped out, staring up at her with blood red eyes. Figured there'd be one of them inside her.

"What's wrong?" the Rei monitoring her pouted. "You don't wanna lay in bed masturbating all day?"

"Not especially," Asuka said. "And no, don't send in another copy of myself either, I got tired of that a long time ago. I'm a genius! I need something more intellectually stimulating than this!"

"Did you have something in mind?" the Rei asked.

"You're part of my nervous system," Asuka sniffed. "You know damn fine well what I have in mind."

"Yeah, but you know, intellectual stimulation is important to your mental health," Rei said. But the disturbing part waas she'd used Asuka's mouth to say it. Using Rei's voice. Really hate when they do that. It's so... off putting. "Alright, fine. You wanted a genre shift to keep you occupied, right? Um... I'm going to head off to get it set up. Back soon!"

The experience of having an entire other uman being slither out of your chest is unlike any other. It didn't hurt or anything. It felt good. Way too fucking good. The way they toy with your nervous system makes them all such cheats. 

Unfortunately now she was bored again and her boobs were smaller. She wasn't as horny as usual, which was good. No new books to read or music to listen to or television to watch. All she could do now was wait and wait and - 

"Asuka Langley Sohryu?"

Her head slowly but surely turned towards the windowsill. There was a Rei sitting there. Wearing a catsuit version of her plugsuit, replete with white cat ears on a very obvious headband on top of her blue mop. She flicked at it with her right foot, then resumed sitting on her haunches just like a cat.

She was adorable and Asuka loathed it with every fibre of her being. Especially the part where she wanted to give her skritches.

"So is this a new kink thing?" Asuka asked. "Cuz it's not working."

"You lie as naturally as your breath, nya~" Rei said. "But no, this is not the kink thing."

Then she reached into her chest, produced a plastic wand with a star on the end and held it in her kitty gloved hands. Asuka's lip curled, verdammit, she wanted those gloves for herself! Except red rather than white.

"Asuka Langley Sohryu!" Rei announced. "The world is being attacked by Cherubim!"

"... Cherubim?" Asuka asked. "Often seen as baby Angels in modern pop religion, but in the actual religious text are closer to the second most formidable Angels?"

Rei nodded. "Yes. Cherubim. They have come to Earth to judge humanity’s fashion sense and emotional maturity. We are failing on both fronts."

"You're telling me literal biblical murder-babies are invading, and your plan is to hand me a toy wand?"

"This is no toy. It is the Tsundere Wand. Forged in the fires of adolescent repression and glitter. Hold it aloft, Asuka, and say 'Tsundere Power Make-up' and then your full strength shall be awakened!"

"I’m not saying it."

Rei blinked innocently. "Saying what?"

Asuka jabbed the accursed wand right into Rei's stupid forehead. Actually she was trying to dislodge the headband, but it must have been partly merged into her skull or something. "'Tsundere Power, Make up.' You just want to humiliate me."

For some reason, annoyingly peppy music began to fill the room. It was only now that Asuka realised what a complete ass she'd made of herself. Oops.

A red light exploded from the wand like it had been waiting for this moment its entire life. Before she could throw it across the room, it yanked her upward in a cyclone of cherry blossom petals and glitter. Not the cool kind of glitter. The kind that gets in your eyes and makes you look like you’ve been crying at a rave.

"Oh fuck me!" Asuka yelled, as her clothes began to melt off her body. 

Not in a horrifying acid way, more like someone had decided it was time for a fashion upgrade and didn’t believe in subtlety.

Ribbons whipped around her like they were trying to strangle her into cuteness.A red skirt snapped into place with a sound like a judge’s gavel. Guilty of not being fabulous enough.

Gloves manifested around her hands. She tried to pull them off, but they were stuck on there real good!

Boots slammed onto her feet mid-air, thigh-high and aggressively stylish. They had heart-shaped buckles. She hated them. She also kind of loved them. Verdammit. Her hair flared out dramatically, caught in a wind that didn’t exist. Then, something oozed over her body very quickly, turning into... a reddish leotard with very familiar black markings all over it. Replete with a matching skirt that was very ruffled, very short, and very, very fucking annoyingly made her legs and hips and butt look so fucking good!

After which, her body automatically went right into a pose. One hand on her hip, the other pointing like she was accusing the universe itself of being a pervert. Which, at this point, after the Reis had been in charge for as long as they had been, probably actually was the case. “I-It’s not like I wanted to save the world or anything… Baka Cherubim!”

Rei, still sitting on her haunches like a cat, applauded. It was rather muffled by her gloves, it must be said. Asuka glowered menacingly at her, but -

Oh no. The way this skirt was brushing up against her butt. Ah~ Ohhh~ It was awakening things inside of her~

"Let me guess," Asuka said. "All of the Cherubim are copies of you in deliberately awful cosplay?"

"You know us so well, but no," Rei said. "Some of them are clones of you in deliberately awful cosplay, some are Misato clones, others - the strongest - are clones of Shinji. Their only weak point is their -"

"Big hard throbbing dicks," Asuka finished for her. "F-Fine! You'd better not hold out on that kind of Cherubim from me, though!"

She bit her lip, went for the window and jumped out to the streets below, eager to get this the fuck over with. Ever since the Rei had left her, she'd been using her alone time to think. To plan. To plot. This was the first time in forever she'd been on her own, and there was certainly a possibility here.

You see, under those conditions things were pretty hopeless, right? They know what you're thinking, they know what you're doing at all times. But now? Now she had a chance to do some things they maybe hadn't seen coming. She could maybe hack the system, free herself from their control for the first time in far, far too long a time.

Don't leave a genius room to plan or move. First thing she'd have to do? Work out what sort of powers Sailor Tsundere had to work with.