Story: Curvy Rei

 

Every instinct in Shinji's body was telling him to fight. Screaming at him, really. He sure should do some fighting right about now. Any second now. Get his fighting going. But... What the hell was he even fighting at this point?

Asuka was pretty much lost. He was banging Porn Star over a desk, so he probably wasn't too far behind. And cradled in Asuka's arms were a tiny pair of -

"Guh~" he grunted, releasing inside the clone of Rei, only now realising what he was doing. "H-Hey! Cut that out!"

"You started it!" Porn Star teased. "I just didn't stop you."

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on now. Think calmly now, think calmly. He was supposed to have some level of immunity now, wasn't he? Or something like that. It was so hard for him to keep it straight in his head. Especially when he turned around to look at Asuka - 

Who had way, way bigger boobs than he remembered. Actually, her curves were very pronounced as well, and - Shinji absently scratched at his chest, then turned to look down at himself. He was... Swoll? And his dick was ridiculously big as well!

"Yep, you're gonna have no problem at all repopulating the planet!" Porn Star said while Shinji stared at his arms. Guns. He had actual biceps here. He flexed a muscle and it felt like if he put a can of something in the crook of his elbow, he could've cracked it open while barely noticing. "Your paternal and maternal instincts are settling in great, and you're all extremely fertile. What's more, there's enough variance in your genetic code to ensure you don't end up like bananas, where everyone's all got the same genetically because they're all clones and it makes them absolutely awful against a variety of illnesses..."

She was so cocky. So arrogant, so certain of her victory. It really pissed him off. There had to be something they could do here. Something they could do to win! Some way they could turn the tides, some measure they could take to - To get rid of these clones before they completely overwhelmed them! But at every turn so far they'd been outwitted, seduced, reduced to mere breeding partners! To the point that even their supposed immunity was also another part of their plan!

"We'll figure something out!" Shinji insisted. "We'll stop you!"

"Oh?" Porn Star shrugged. "Will that be before or after you finish impregnating that Asuka clone?"

Shinji looked down, and to his horror/arousal/surprise and probably a whole cocktail of other emotions mixed together, there was, indeed, a hyper curvy Asuka laying on the air, apparently, with her legs spread wide open and his rock har dick was inside her, and -

And it hadn't even registered to him that he was doiing it.Another two appeared on his left and his right, each of them shooting him bedroom eyes, and - And how had they managed to get in here?!

"By the way," one Asuka whispered in his ear. "We're not different clones."

"Ja~" chirped the one he was fucking. "We are all technically the same clones, from different points in the multiverse."

Crap. Crap! Crap! Now they were bringing multiversal bullshit into this too?! Ohhhh no, that made things so much worse! In both the sense that it was a major tactical disadvantage for them, but also, quite crucially, this was going to make things really, really complicated and hard to keep track of! Despite himself, he nutted in one of the Asukas, while another made out with Porn Star, and - And his body pulsed and rippled with energy.

"The Drive is doing a good job on him~" an Asuka chirped.

"Hrmmm, yeah~" another whispered. She merely gestured and he found himself turning around. Wh-What?! Telekinesis?! "Now it's his turn to knock me up~ Then together we'll repopulate the multiverse - and make it so much better by using Drive!"

Shinji was breathing heavily. On the one hand, he really wanted to knock up Asuka again and again and again, and Rei as well, every Reii he could, every Rei that came his way, every Rei, every Asuka, and then together they would all live happily with an enormous family of redheads and bluettes who would go out into the world and spread his seed further and further and further and -

Huh. Was that smoke? Shinji turned to look, and saw something about the size of a fist, billowing out smoke all over the place. The Asukas turned to see it as well, one of them using a hand to telekinetically hold it in place - And then it burst open, letting loose a ridiculously bright sound and light into the room.

The next thing Shinji knew was chaos. He'd been grabbed by someone, and pushed forward. The ground became uneven underneath his feet, but he still couldn't see, and -

"Oh fuck, this is gonna be a problem..." he heard Asuka's voice grunt from not too far away. "I dind't think he'd be so... Mmmf!"

"Calm down Asuka!" a voice said that sounded familiar. "It's still me, remember?"

Urgh... Shinji shook his head trying to clear it. The dizziness, the noise, it all wore off just in time for him to see... Himself. And Asuka. And Rei. All three of them perfectly normal... But then he felt something cold being pushed to the back of his head.

"No funny business," Misato warned. Shinji quickly looked around, and saw Asuka. His Asuka. Still nursing the twins. "I want you guys in the medical bay, right now. Understood?"

Then, for no apparent reason, she turned around and shot empty space. A moment later, someone that looked like an absurdly hot copy of Maya Ibuki crumpled to the floor.

"And take her to the science lab too while you're at it!" Misato yelled. "Oooh boy. This whole thing is giving me the mother of all headaches."

"That makes two of us," Shinji grumbled under his breath.

=====

Shortly, the pilots were all gathered in a side room alongside Misato, while on a television nearby, an image of Commander Gendo Ikari was on full display.

"Your visit to that other world was a success?" the commander asked.

"It was," Misato said. "We have retrieved a Drived clone of Maya, as well as a Drived double of Pilots Ikari and Sohryu- as well as what seem to be offspring of Pilots Sohryu and Ayanami."

"Your assessments...?" the Commander continued.

"We're in trouble," Asuka said. "It took all I had in me to not put my hands against the wall and present for him from the moment he appeared - and I feel no shame in admitting that. Even in front of his Double."

"Um, can I be excused?" Shinji asked, fidgeting while an obvious lump formed in the front of his plugsuit. 

Asuka whapped him on the back of the head. "Don't think I didn't catch you checking out the other mommy me!" she seethed.

"Even I was looking," Rei said. "Not just at her. At the twins she was - "

Whap! Asuka hit the back of her head for good measure!

In case it wasn't clear, let's make it quite obvious what's going on here without doing clunky 'as you know' exposition. Luckily, this is not a visual story that would rely on that kind of clunky unnatural dialogue that nobody ever uses to express itself, otherwise - 

"As you know," Misato said. "We brought these two from that parallel world because our own equipment detected someone doing something strange with the multiverse."

"Why are you telling us this?" Shinji asked. "You even said 'as you know'."

"Yeah, we already know that we also managed to completely stop our own Rei from becoming a total sex monster, noticed that this other world didn't stop the outbreak and decided that we had to help out before it became a threat to this reality as well," Asuka said.

Wonderful work undercutting me there guys, absolutely fantastic.But oh well, at least we all know where we stand, right?