You know, thinking about things as a whole, Libra was starting to be a bit more reflective than normal. He, or she, or it had set about this mission to corrupt the Sailor Senshi from within their source of power as a means to enact total control, absolute domination and let him do whatever the hell he wanted.
He hadn't expected to actually, you know, like them! Or want to protect them from the big bad evils of the universe! He was meant to be a big bad evil of the universe! How the hell did this happen?!
The answer is obvious if you think about it. He'd corrupted them, but they'd also been corrupting him. Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon, she's kind of good at that. Some might even call it her thing, you know?
"Shit, I did some really fucked up things back then, huh?" Libra grumbled to himself. "Man, I once brought down an entire country by making their eldest get hooked on anal. Wow, the fuck was wrong with me?!"
Ah, but this was creating a brand new problem for him to deal with. Namely - that the Sailors were up against a threat that would normally be genuinely out of their ability to fight. Order was a pretty sneaky one. While order is necessary to a point, if you go too far it becomes authoritarian. Similarly, a little bit of randomness is fine, freedom is good, but anarchy is very not.
Oh, but it was about to get so much worse. Because you see, now Sailor - Pardon, Priestess Mercury had picked up on something because of couse she fucking had! The Inner Senshi had all gathered at the temple together, while their parents, their friends, their guardians, they were all on watch for any sign of the Forces of Order approaching them. It was eerie, watching the five girls act
"If my readings on global events are correct," she said. "Then we've got a lot of allies on our side. Nuns, Doctors, Tour Guides, Girlfriends... They're all showing clear signs of total perversion!"
"Right, of course!" Priestess Moon nodded along "But, uh, for the benefit of those of us that didn't understand...?"
"It's simple!" Mercury said. Which said very little, because she found a lot of things very simple. Differential calculus was simple for this girl. Euler's formula was simple. Hell, the Theory of Relativity was probably elementary for her. It was scary to think about what she'd be able to do if she really had the capacity. Give her funding, give her resources, and -
Actually, let's not dwell on that, it's always the quiet ones, after all. Right?
"The beings sent to us by the forces of Order are basically the avatars of their own concepts," Mercury said. Moon and Venus nodded along while Mars and Jupiter listened intensely. "So, when we awaken them to the sheer depths of their lust using our new powers, it inherently spreads the effect to everyone that is that kind of person across the entire world."
"So all the nuns are getting freaky, all the boyfriends out there are super grateful -"
"Oh, it's more than that," Mercury continued. Her eyes were practically sparkling. "From a tactical point of view this awakens lots more opportunities."
"Opportunitis...?" Jupiter asked. "What sort of opportunities?"
"If the forces of Order have avatars like this," Mercury said. "Then so must the forces of Chaos. Right? Think about it. Criminals, patients, students, tourists - beings who do not exemplify order, per se, but the ideal of inherent freedom. Rather than imposing order or control upon others, they seek only to act according to their own needs - "
"I get it," Mars said slowly. "If we can find these avatars of Chaos, and then help them become perverts as well -"
Then they could gather a fuckton of allies globally that would be able and willing to take on the forces of Order. Help track them down, fight them, oppose them at every turn.
There was something about this entire setup that felt somehow... Off to Libra. It felt less like he was watching the heroes come up with a plan to storm the villain's fortress an stop them from enacting some evil scheme. Instead, it felt like he was watching the villains get together to scheme how best to take over the world. How best to spread their influence into all corners of the globe.
An effect that was exemplified when Sailor Moon sat in the chair at the head of the room and tapped her fingers along the handrest.
"Excellent work, Priestess Mercury!" Priestess Moon said. For it was truly she now, not the pretty sailor soldier who fought so hard for the sake of justice, but rather a priestess of lust. "Now then! Jupiter, Venus, Mars, I would have you conspire with Mercury on who we should target first for the maximum effect."
"Indeed, we must pick our targets with due care," Venus pondered. "Hrmph, those foolish Forces of Order, did they really think they would get away with this? Trying to arrest us? Divide us? Conquer us?"
"It is clear that all they seek is total domination over all!" Mars said, and... She was right. Libra felt strange about this whole situation. "While all we want is to spread love far and wide!"
"Mmm, I can hardly wait," Jupiter sighed. "I'll have so many senpais taking care of me~"
Which was the greater evil, here? Was it the corrupted Sailor Guardians, turned Priestesses of lust? Or was it the Forces of Order who were hellbent on controlling every single living being that they could get their hands on?
In all honesty, when you look at it objectively... Doesnt' the answer have to be that the Forces of Order were the worse ones here? While it's true, the Priestesses were going to spread lust as far as they possibly could using the powers he'd granted them, they didn't seem to want to do much else but help spread love far and wide.
I mean, sure, they were randomly groping one another. Squatting down to lick a leg here and there. Some completely random smooching. Spankings. So much so that, in all honesty, it had been happening through that entire conversation - and Libra hadn't even internalised it in the narration. No, really, they had been constantly goosing each other throughout that entire bit, and were still doing so as the conversation continued!
"There's a high probability that the Forces of Order will send their most dangerous agents after us," Priestess Moon said. "They know who we are and where we live - so we should establish a new base of operations. Somewhere Mars would not have told them about while she was under their control!
"How foolish of me!" Priestess Mars sighed, even as Jupiter was licking her pussy like an ice cream cone. "To think that I was concerned with all of us becoming lewd nymphomaniacs! Why should I be concerned about such a thing - It's fucking great!"
"Oh, I know!" Venus said all of a sudden. "The Dark Kingdom's base might still be intact! How about we use that as a base of operations until we find somewhere else!"
There was some general agreement with that, in particular from Priestess Mercury. Nobody would go near there and they could readily treat anyone that did try to approach them as an Agent of Order. As such... Instantly corrupt him or her with lots and lots of hot sex!
All the while, Libra was biting his nails, wondering what the hell he'd had a hand in creating.
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